sex age range differential

[chuddo]

friend asked me this earlier:

basically what you do is add the two differences between the oldest age difference you have been with to the youngest age range you have been with.

for instance: if you slept (as in sex hoho) with a 28 year old woman when you were 24. difference is obviously 4 years. this is the older range.

if you slept with a 22 year old girl when you were then 29, this difference would 7 years.

4 + 7 = an 11 year sex age differential.

naturally the older you get the greater the potential for a high number. sleazyness helps as well.

what is yours?

*edit* for discussion sake you should include both numbers. (i.e. younger-5, older-4 so 9). or include actual ages if you wish. a 20 year old shacking with a 40 year old always makes for a good story.

[tonypaladino]

7

[Michael Davis]

If you haven't slept with a younger woman can you still take part in this equation?

I have no idea how high my number is because I don't know how old the whore was.

-Michael

[chuddo]

of course. your younger number just happens to be a 0.

[tonypaladino]

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If you haven't slept with a younger woman can you still take part in this equation?


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why not? then your number for younger would be 0

[PoBoy321]

2

[Michael Davis]

"why not? then your number for younger would be 0"

Oh I forgot when I was 9 I touched my sister inappropriately. She was 5. So I have a number now if that counts.

-Michael

[Seadood228]

Older - 11
Younger - 12

23 = Slut

[EDIT] Wonder if Dominic will be able to break 50 on this one.

[private joker]

Mine is 20. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

35-yr old when I was 24, and a 19-yr old when I was 28 (or, alternately, the 21-yr old I'm with now at my current age of 30). I am a sleazy whore.

[jason_t]

Younger -7, Older +12 = 19.

[NLSoldier]

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Younger -7, Older +12 = 19.

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this just seems wierd cuz i thought you were like 20....

[Seadood228]

Aw man you mean whores don't count?

Ok I change my answer to 3.

[ChipWrecked]

28. (20 older, 8 younger)

[siccjay]

Mine is over 30. BAAHAHAHAHA

[ChipWrecked]

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Mine is over 30. BAAHAHAHAHA

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slut.

[siccjay]

You aren't far off the big 3 0 buddy.

[ChipWrecked]

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[Brainwalter]

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Younger -7, Older +12 = 19.

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this just seems wierd cuz i thought you were like 20....

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Maybe he is.

[theben]

1/2 your age +5

[steelcmg]

18 when i was 21 = 3
29 when i was 22= 7

3+7+ 10

[RunDownHouse]

I don't understand what the point of this is.

[codewarrior]

34.

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28. (20 older, 8 younger)

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Check out Chipwrecked-

wow!

[jakethebake]

No formula for me. Old enough to keep me out of jail. At the top end, it entirely depends on the particular woman.

[canis582]

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28. (20 older, 8 younger)

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Yeah, I pulled the 20 years older deal when I was in college. Working at Nordstrom was good times.

[jakethebake]

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28. (20 older, 8 younger)

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Yeah, I pulled the 20 years older deal when I was in college. Working at Nordstrom was good times.

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Dressing room sex?

[diebitter]

I have absolutely no idea. None of them seemed that old or young, so probably a single figure for me, I'd guess.

[Slow Play Ray]

(26 - 19) + (30 - 27) = 10

do i win anything?

[NutCrackerr]

86

let's just say that I've done some things I'm not particularly proud of and leave it at that.

[diebitter]

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(26 - 19) + (30 - 27) = 10

do i win anything?

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Is the first grouping or the second grouping the guys?

[Monty]

Your name should be BoneCracker.

[ChipWrecked]

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28. (20 older, 8 younger)

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Check out Chipwrecked-

wow!

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I couldn't recommend it more highly to these young Turks. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Slow Play Ray]

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(26 - 19) + (30 - 27) = 10

do i win anything?

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Is the first grouping or the second grouping the guys?

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Was that a serious question or a weak attempt at a gay joke? I really can't tell.

Either way, I am the 26 and the 27 in the above formula. The girls were 19 and 30, respectively.

[henrikrh]

17, but the younger number is only -1 /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[diebitter]

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(26 - 19) + (30 - 27) = 10

do i win anything?

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Is the first grouping or the second grouping the guys?

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Was that a serious question or a weak attempt at a gay joke? I really can't tell.

Either way, I am the 26 and the 27 in the above formula. The girls were 19 and 30, respectively.

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it was a gay attempt at a weak joke.

[Brainwalter]

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17, but the younger number is only -1 /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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You're doing it wrong.

[mslif]

21 /images/graemlins/grin.gif
I never slept with a younger guy.

Older +12
Younger -3
Total 15

A friend of mine has the most I know of, he's only 24 so he'll shatter that someday on the younger:

Older +27
Younger -5
Total 32

[Scotch78]

8 down and 18 up.

Scott

[kyro]

Oldest - 2 months
No youngest.

I lose.

[CCass]

4 (3 younger, 1 older).

I am not very good at this game.

[krimson]

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Oldest - 2 months
No youngest.

I lose.

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I don't feel so bad about mine now.

Oldest 1
Youngest 0

You shouldn't feel bad about a low number, this is obviously skewed towards someone in their 30s that could have banged an 18 y/o recently and someone way older back when. If you're early 20s now it's hard to compete.

[kyro]

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Oldest - 2 months
No youngest.

I lose.

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I don't feel so bad about mine now.

Oldest 1
Youngest 0

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We already determined I was a loser in another similar thread. My first was my freshman year in high school and we were together for well over a year. The one I'm with now wants to wait until marriage and I have absolutely no plans of breaking it off with her. So yeah, that number won't change much.

[InchoateHand]

When I was 17, had ongoing relations with a woman who proved to be 34. Thanks Massachusetts Drivers Licenses!

That gives me a differential of 17 years.

I am yet to sleep with someone younger than me.

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86


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Thank you. Now I feel much better about my 47. And, at this juncture of my life, I'm not all that proud, either.

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86

let's just say that I've done some things I'm not particularly proud of and leave it at that.

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Wow, how old were you and her for the younger/older?

[utmt40]

Bone sweet home!

[TheCroShow]

SIIHP

[Vish]

This thread has too many numbers and too few stories.

37 when I was 20, 18 when I was 25 = 24?

Younger: 5 - Older: 23

28

[Cancer Merchant]

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86

let's just say that I've done some things I'm not particularly proud of and leave it at that.

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Can't let this lie, sorry. Storytime!

[Brock Landers]

18 when I was 26, 38 when I was 26 (interesting year)

[SuitedSixes]

Older - 5
Younger - 5

10

[David]

Older; me-35, her-54 = 19 /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Younger; me 35, her-19 = 16 /images/graemlins/wink.gif

So a total of 35.

That first year after I got divorced was really a fun and somewhat sick year. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif What do I win?

[Guy Incognito]

30 - 21 = 9
35 - 30 = 5

14. Both within a couple of months of each other, actually.

[NorCalJosh]

theoretically if i was going to post about say... sex with a 15 year old when 20, or something of that nature, is there any way that would legally come back to haunt me?

I've heard of a rule for the lowest age limit. Divide your age by 2 and add 6 or 7, that is the youngest you can go.

[DMBFan23]

half plus seven, it's a pretty standard rule really

[MCS]

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4 (3 younger, 1 older).

I am not very good at this game.

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half plus seven, it's a pretty standard rule really

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Well then I'm forever 22.

[Sponger15SB]

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Oldest - 2 months
No youngest.

I lose.

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I have no older and youngest is 51 days.

So it looks like I lose

[groo]

18 when i was 38 = 20
33 when i was 18 = 15

35 /images/graemlins/smile.gif

both were impressive at the time. glad to be married finally at 42. sad not to be pulling that young stuff any more. to you kids that will call me a perv.....first, thank you /images/graemlins/smile.gif second, you'll understand someday /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Brainwalter]

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half plus seven, it's a pretty standard rule really

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Someone tell Hefner.

[gmrankin]

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Mine is over 30. BAAHAHAHAHA

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I'm right there with ya... She said she was in town visiting her son (who was my age 27 - at the time)... I love dive bars and lots of beer. The Alabama love gun strikes again!

[ChipWrecked]

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half plus seven, it's a pretty standard rule really

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Someone tell Hefner.

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Funny. mslif's post put me in mind of him.

You know the story that some chick (maybe Barbi) told him,

"I don't date anybody over 21."

And he answered,

"Neither do I."

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[Dominic]

[ QUOTE ]
Older - 11
Younger - 12

23 = Slut

[EDIT] Wonder if Dominic will be able to break 50 on this one.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well...

I was 17 and slept with a 29 yr.old...so that's 12. (Do I get bonus points if she was married??)

And I was 35 and slept with an 18 yr. old. (Do not bother to tisk tisk me on this one. I loved every minute of it.) So that's 17.

So my number is 29.

How'd I do?

[judgesmails]

Oldest: Me = 27 Her = 49 = 22

Youngest: Me = 32 Her = 19 (Oh yeah!) = 23

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
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Older - 11
Younger - 12

23 = Slut

[EDIT] Wonder if Dominic will be able to break 50 on this one.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well...

I was 17 and slept with a 29 yr.old...so that's 12. (Do I get bonus points if she was married??)

And I was 35 and slept with an 18 yr. old. (Do not bother to tisk tisk me on this one. I loved every minute of it.) So that's 17.

So my number is 29.

How'd I do?

[/ QUOTE ]

Number - 9/10
Story - 1/10

Right this wrong.

[Sponger15SB]

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Number - 9/10
Story - 1/10

Right this wrong.

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Probably some teenage runaway prostitute who was beaten by her parents and then got into porn when she turned 18.



hmmm, yeah this post was pretty horrible.

[Dominic]

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Probably some teenage runaway prostitute who was beaten by her parents and then got into porn when she turned 18.


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Pretty much.