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BradleyT
09-21-2005, 08:17 PM
I find that hard to believe considering how slow and lazy I am nowadays.
istewart
09-21-2005, 08:18 PM
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Sephus
09-21-2005, 08:20 PM
no
BradleyT
09-21-2005, 08:22 PM
Just wondering "how" I was the one...and if it would have been a different sperm would I be here today?
tdp
09-21-2005, 08:29 PM
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Just wondering "how" I was the one...and if it would have been a different sperm would I be here today?

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Yes you would but you'd be someone else.
JihadOnTheRiver
09-21-2005, 08:45 PM
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Yes you would but you'd be someone else.

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My brain just melted.
Blarg
09-21-2005, 08:46 PM
I just wanted to add this post to make this thread even dumber.
Skjonne
09-22-2005, 03:33 AM
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Just wondering "how" I was the one...and if it would have been a different sperm would I be here today?

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Are you sure, you even came from sperm? They do stuff and things in laboratories these days ya know?
touchfaith
09-22-2005, 03:39 AM
You probably cut in line.
BradleyT
09-22-2005, 03:09 PM
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I just wanted to add this post to make this thread even dumber.

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You're right. I should be posting about my Qdoba dilema at lunch today. It took massive amounts of mental fortitude to choose one item out of the 20 I was presented with. However IMO I was still able to make a brilliant choice.
pokerdirty
09-22-2005, 03:43 PM
You know that guy you call "Dad"?

Yeah, it's not true...
swede123
09-22-2005, 03:46 PM
Speed is not the only factor at play here. Sperms also need to have endurance, as sometimes it takes many hours before they get to fertilize the egg. The little feller that hangs on the longest might be the lucky one.

Swede
codewarrior
09-22-2005, 03:47 PM
No, you were the fittest. I'll let others eleborate.
stabn
09-22-2005, 03:52 PM
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I just wanted to add this post to make this thread even dumber.

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You're right. I should be posting about my Qdoba dilema at lunch today. It took massive amounts of mental fortitude to choose one item out of the 20 I was presented with. However IMO I was still able to make a brilliant choice.

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You walked out and went somewhere else? bravo!
RunDownHouse
09-22-2005, 03:56 PM
Not to mention avoiding rivals' sperm and the female's attempt to choose between donors.
Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
09-22-2005, 03:58 PM
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I find that hard to believe considering how slow and lazy I am nowadays.

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i think the first few sperm are the ones who break down the protective layer of the egg. So its like being the 9th caller or something on a radio contest.