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steelcmg
09-21-2005, 01:52 PM
My friend asked me last night how much money it would take for me to let a gerbil go up into my ass. He asked me this after i let him barrow my stephen lynch cd. Im not really sure on the answer to this question i would be scared the thing would eat me from the inside. But anyway i think i could do this for a few 100k.

How much would it cost u to allow a gerbil to go up ur butt?
HopeydaFish
09-21-2005, 02:00 PM
I have one in there right now.
steelcmg
09-21-2005, 02:03 PM
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I have one in there right now.

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Hows that going for ya? does he move around alot?
imported_The Vibesman
09-21-2005, 02:03 PM
This is cool. I constantly have gerbils offering me money to go up my butt, and was wondering where to set the price.
lucas9000
09-21-2005, 02:05 PM
http://www.planearium2.de/bilder/wallpaper-lemmiwinks-800.jpg
steelcmg
09-21-2005, 02:07 PM
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http://www.planearium2.de/bilder/wallpaper-lemmiwinks-800.jpg

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So thats what them little guys would look like up my butt.
HopeydaFish
09-21-2005, 02:22 PM
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I have one in there right now.

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Hows that going for ya? does he move around alot?

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He's a little bitey.
09-21-2005, 02:33 PM
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My friend asked me last night how much money it would take for me to let a gerbil go up into my ass. He asked me this after i let him barrow my stephen lynch cd. Im not really sure on the answer to this question i would be scared the thing would eat me from the inside. But anyway i think i could do this for a few 100k.

How much would it cost u to allow a gerbil to go up ur butt?

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Not a good idea. Trust me on this one.
captZEEbo1
09-21-2005, 02:37 PM
few 100k? that's outrageous...try about 5-10k
Patrick del Poker Grande
09-21-2005, 02:43 PM
I suggest we have a bidding war here and have a collection to shove a gerbil up the lowest bidder's ass. This will set the market for you.
miajag81
09-21-2005, 02:45 PM
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Not a good idea. Trust me on this one.

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Well, that didn't take very long.
steelcmg
09-21-2005, 02:56 PM
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I suggest we have a bidding war here and have a collection to shove a gerbil up the lowest bidder's ass. This will set the market for you.

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LOL as long as BIg steve doesnt post because we know he would do it for free and really like it.
PoBoy321
09-21-2005, 03:02 PM
$12,789.31
2planka
09-21-2005, 03:37 PM
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I suggest we have a bidding war here and have a collection to shove a gerbil up the lowest bidder's ass. This will set the market for you.

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Big Steve?
Dex
09-21-2005, 04:41 PM
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I suggest we have a bidding war here and have a collection to shove a gerbil up the lowest bidder's ass. This will set the market for you.

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Before I bid, I will need a few questions answered.

How long must the gerbil remain inserted in the ass?
Won't the gerbil suffocate?
Is it allowable to place a condom over the gerbil, Jackass-toy-car style?
How does one insert a gerbil into a fairly non-loose ass anyway? Is a speculum involved?
Won't the insertion process hurt the gerbil?
Is the gerbil male or female?
How likely is it that the inside of the ass will be bitten/scratched?
benza13
09-21-2005, 04:50 PM
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Not a good idea. Trust me on this one.

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Well, that didn't take very long.

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Seriously, if you are going to make this statement, tell us why we should trust you. Wait, maybe we don't wanna hear this one, unless it will set the market price for this sorta thing.
IndieMatty
09-21-2005, 04:58 PM
Well, how much does a gerbil cost these days?