Threesome/Nip tuck related poll

[ScottyP431]

So at the end of last season, Christian got anally raped by a serial killer... that sucks. BUT this season he is getting constant three way action with

Kelly Carlson
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and Rhona Mitra

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[jakethebake]

No

[ScottyP431]

Really? i didnt really think that was even a close call.

It's like, 5 minutes of discomfort for unimaginable sensual delight.

I guess relevant factors could be
-size of rapists unit
-yes/no lube
-risk of disease(he apparently wore a condom)
-rapists stamina

i'll stop there as i am clearly putting to much thought into this

[Malachii]

This cracked me up. Nice post.

[jakethebake]

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Really? i didnt really think that was even a close call.

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I didn't think it was a close call either. And none of those factors come into play at all in my decision.

[exist]

jeez, you guys can't take it up the ass or what?!

[jakethebake]

So last night the wife & I were watching NT in bed. Neither of us had spoken in like a half hour when the threesome scene started. I look over and say, "I hate Christian." She just started laughing.

christian is a dude?

[jakethebake]

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christian is a dude?

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Yes.

[TheWorstPlayer]

Come on, Jake, this is a clear yes. You're being asked to do something that many women and gay men do frequently. How terrible can it be? And the reward is just oh so sweet...

Perhaps you've never had a 3-some? If not, that could explain your answer.

[jakethebake]

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You're being asked to do something that many women and gay men do frequently.

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I'm neither. Lots of people do lots of things frequently that I don't think I'd enjoy.

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Perhaps you've never had a 3-some? If not, that could explain your answer.

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I have, although it's been awhile.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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You're being asked to do something that many women and gay men do frequently.

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I'm neither. Lots of people do lots of things frequently that I don't think I'd enjoy.

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I'm not suggesting that you (or I) would enjoy it. I'm suggesting that it is manageable.

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Perhaps you've never had a 3-some? If not, that could explain your answer.

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I have, although it's been awhile.

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Wouldn't this be a great way to get back into the ... um ... 'swing' of things?

[ChipWrecked]

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Come on, Jake, this is a clear yes. You're being asked to do something that many women and gay men do frequently. How terrible can it be? And the reward is just oh so sweet...

Perhaps you've never had a 3-some? If not, that could explain your answer.

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Lucky Pierre. ^

[jakethebake]

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You're being asked to do something that many women and gay men do frequently.

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I'm neither. Lots of people do lots of things frequently that I don't think I'd enjoy.

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I'm not suggesting that you (or I) would enjoy it. I'm suggesting that it is manageable.

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That's not a line I'm crossing...even if Biel were included.

[RunDownHouse]

If you're willing to have sex with men in order to have sex with women, doesn't that make you bisexual?

Where's the line? Are you going to go down on Boy George if that means Heidi Klum will go down on you?

i'll skip the second chick in the picture and just concentrate on the first one. she's not worth get anally busted though.

[Shajen]

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[TheWorstPlayer]

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If you're willing to have sex with men in order to have sex with women, doesn't that make you bisexual?

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I'm not so into definitions, so I don't really know the answer. But at least in my mind, which is the only thing that really matters to me in this regards, a bisexual is someone who would seek out sex with either gender. Just because I would be willing to do it doesnt mean that I would enjoy it or seek it out so I dont think it makes me a bisexual.

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Where's the line? Are you going to go down on Boy George if that means Heidi Klum will go down on you?

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Not even close to the same gain/loss ratio here. I don't know where the line is, but this is definitely over the line. And gaining a threesome with two really hot chicks is definitely within the line.

[samjjones]

Were Kelly Carlson and Rhona Mitra making out in the 3-some scene? If so, I need to record this for....um, posterity's sake.

[jakethebake]

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Were Kelly Carlson and Rhona Mitra making out in the 3-some scene? If so, I need to record this for....um, posterity's sake.

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More than just making out.

[IndieMatty]

I knew I needed to start watching this show.

So are we in a golden age of television or what?

[samjjones]

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Were Kelly Carlson and Rhona Mitra making out in the 3-some scene? If so, I need to record this for....um, posterity's sake.

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More than just making out.

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Nice...

[ScottyP431]

Jake says

"not close.. wouldnt do it.. those arent my reasons"

WHAT? what other reasons are there? are you rollign with like, its gay? like, DUH, the actual having another mans kac in your ass is gay, thats true. But it doesnt make you gay. Its like, movie characters who do bad things for good reasons, they are still good guys. Someone else said it makes you bisexual if you take a kac to get the threesom, i disagree. I think you are bisexual if you have sex with a guy and then like have sex with a woman to convince yourself you arent gay. We are taking this cock for purely utilitarian reasons.

But seriously, i would like to know if you have reason other than the ones listed, or other than "gay".

And even if its gay, as dave attel says, how do you know you wouldn't like it? Other than because of that one time when you were making a sandwhcih and a cucumber accidentlaly went up your ass.

"watching NT in bed with wife"
nice hand

"i hate christian"
You are gay. Do you see why? I'll let others elaborate...


No i'll elaborate. You cant hate christian- he is every heterosexual males dream. Whats that? He's not your dream? ok, then you are either
1, Gay
2, Not straight

He is the male id materialized, like tyler durden only marla isnt ugly. Rich, ferrrari, beach house, sex with tons of models (and not just floozies either, he nailed that blind chic who was smart, and that other dr sanchez or whatever, and who could forget julia...) blah blah blah you like committment, blah blah blah hes juvenile, WHATEVER, you want him on that wall, you need him on that wall, or, you are gay.

Also, if some people are hesitant because they are like, super against rape, its a fate worse than death blah blah blah, does it change your mind that he was already raped as a child, so like, i guess that ship has sailed?

Also- it so doesnt make you gay to be anally raped. Like, if you get dragged to a bar mitzvah you aren't automatically jewish. Even if you had a good time.

Ok, end of rambling. Sorry if any of this is offensive, its just the issue of male rape as a precursor to a carlson/mitra threesome is an issue very close to my heart.... and i havent slept in like 40 hours... stats class is like gay rape minus the threesome

[samjjones]

Nice post. I particularly enjoyed the Col. Nathan Jessup reference.

[Shajen]

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and i havent slept in like 40 hours

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You don't say??

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[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Some people may be swayed by the fact that he pretty much had his choice of either one of these women to begin with and could also probably get a 3-way with either of these two and some other hot chick. He didn't gain that much.

[jakethebake]

You gave four factors:

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I guess relevant factors could be
-size of rapists unit
-yes/no lube
-risk of disease(he apparently wore a condom)
-rapists stamina


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None of those come into play for me because I'm not taking anything in my ass regardless of those factors. I've had threesomes. It's not worth being anally raped for another one.

You missed the point of my "I hate Christian" comment. Of course he's living every straight man's dream. That was my point...that bastard!

[SL__72]

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It's like, 5 minutes of discomfort for unimaginable sensual delight.


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Somehow getting raped by a serial killer seems like it would be a lot worse then 5 minutes of discomfort. First I think it would be X number of minutes of pain followed by a day or two of discomfort. Also, its obviously not an issue of gay vs. straight or rape wouldn't be a big deal in the first place as I'm sure most women who are raped are straight.

[ScottyP431]

"Some people may be swayed by the fact that he pretty much had his choice of either one of these women to begin with "

False- he only met Rhona cause she was investigating his attack


Other hot chic point- umm, for the poll lets say you cannot hit a 3 some without the anal invasion. If you could hit 3 somes willy nilly obviously you wouldnt do it... or would you

[ScottyP431]

"You missed the point of my "I hate Christian" comment. Of course he's living every straight man's dream. That was my point...that bastard! "

I apologize, i honestly thought you were rolling with some kind of hes a dick/chauvanist blah blah blah kind of thing.

In retropsect it is fairly obvious what you were saying, but like, hindsight is like 20/20 man

[asofel]

will he hold me and cuddle afterwards?



hmm...kinda amusing that was my 2k post /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[ScottyP431]

Your thinking of the cuddler rapist, thats a differant TV show. I believe it was the shield, also on FX and also awesome.

I drifted away from the show after the episode when the married doctor's son ran over that ugly girl. If someone could be kind enough to give me a paragraph update so I will be ready come next Tue.?

[bosoxfan]

I've never heard of this show. Is it on HBO?

[CCass]

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No

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Pops is correct on this one.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I've never heard of this show. Is it on HBO?

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It's on FX and is a much better show than any of this Lost or other crap everyone seems to be getting all excited about lately. The writing on this season's premier could use some work, but overall, the show's pretty good. The first two seasons are both out on DVD - put them at the top of your Netflix queue.

[imported_The Vibesman]

Naaah. I've had threesomes. There are other ways to get them done rather than subjecting myself to anal rape. And honestly, these two chicks are cute and all, but nowhere near the type of fine fine women where I start imagining the bad things I would do to bang them. Neither is even a "1" on my finger scale.

[ScottyP431]

"these two chicks are cute and all, but nowhere near the type of fine fine women where I start imagining the bad things I would do to bang them"

"Neither is even a "1" on my finger scale. "


...what?

[ScottyP431]

my best 25 words or less griffin mills sum up of what you missed

1, Christian is Matt's real father (kid who ran over "ugly girl"), this discovery causes sean and julia (parents of ugly kid) to split up. Sean beats up Christian, threatens to split up partnership, but then they share a hooker and all is forgiven. Sean bangs Kimber, who goes into porn, but then she bangs christian and sean catches her, and then kind of goes back with christian.
2, Christian- has child with sex addict gina. baby is born black, turns out christian is not father. He still wants to raise the kid, and has custody battle he loses when the babies biological father emerges and takes the child away from Gina, who by the way has aids now
3, Matt and dude he hit chic with get away, but then the other dude rapes her and comes clean about the hit and run, but matt denies it and sends his friend to jail for rape. Julia hires famke jansen (xenia on-a-topp) to be matt's "life coach", whcih ends up meaning she bangs him. She has a son his age, who hates him, and ends up killing himself. Then christian bangs life coach, turns out life coach is transexual, and they black mail her to leave matt alone.
4, Julia- is her usual bitch self, gets drugged, falls through a door, and continues to be annoying.
5, serial killer named the carver starts cutting the faces of models, who sean agrees to fix pro bono. Carver than attacks sean to get him to stop, sean doesnt, so carver cornholes christian. Guy who was Christina appelgates latin love interest on her ill fated sit com comes on to fix seans face post carver attack sans his latin accent. He is offered a partnership at their practice in this seasons premier. Oh yea, julia got breast implants last season, but they appear to be gone this season.

So to sum up, they are looking for the carver, christian is still banging kimber and the cop played by tara from boston legal, who is british but a cop in america for some reason, sean and julia just got divorced, and new guy joined the partnership.

Oh- and matt still looks like michael jackson.

"that was more than 25 words"

[imported_The Vibesman]

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"these two chicks are cute and all, but nowhere near the type of fine fine women where I start imagining the bad things I would do to bang them"

"Neither is even a "1" on my finger scale. "


...what?

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My finger scale. That's how many fingers I would cut off to be able to f**k a certain woman. MY fingers, not just some random dude's. Only the finest of fine rate on my finger scale.

[ScottyP431]

examples of who rates what on your finger scale? And in what order do the fingers come off, like, could a 2 be 2 pinkys?

why do i care about this...

[jakethebake]

You forgot that the transexual was Famke Janssen. Not that important, but I like to say Fam-Ke! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[PokerGoblin]

Anyone who answers yes has no idea how bad rape is.

And probably smokes pole.

PG

[imported_The Vibesman]

Fingers come off in whatever order I want. I reserve the right to make the decision at the time of disattachment.

Let's see...

Jessica Biel and Halle Berry both run about a 2 or 3.
Brittany Daniels is a 1. Carmen Electra and Shana Hiatt both get a 1 if I can get them pre-silicone. Shana may be a 2.

I'll try to think of more and get back to you.

[imported_CaseClosed326]

SIIMP

[Michael Davis]

Threesomes are overrated.

-Michael

[kurosh]

Two things-
Was Matt eating out Julia? Isn't Julia his mom?

Anyone know what song was playing during the 3-some?

[ScottyP431]

No that wasn't matt, that was Julian some fake british med student gigalo julia has been damp for since season 1 and is apparently now bang bang banging

Jake- i mentioned famke, i just refer to her by her real name... from goldeneye

"people who say yes don't know how bad rape is"

are you saying psychologically or physically?

re- finger cut off guy
your scale is lame. the girls you listed, like shana, are hot, but no where near real life lara croft model rhona mitra hot.

[RacersEdge]

Easy no - the threesome thing has never done much for me.

I happened to catch the last 20 minutes last night though - I didn't know he was raped - that's nasty. No need to watch that show anymore.

[imported_The Vibesman]

Almost forgot Anna Falchi. A solid 3 on the finger scale.

[TheWorstPlayer]

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Threesomes are overrated.

-Michael

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This is only because of your recent bad experience. In general, threesomes are underrated. Try one where you don't have to pay and get back to me.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I didn't know he was raped - that's nasty. No need to watch that show anymore.

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Not only that, but they showed it happening in last night's episode. I could've done without that, but it is the kind of thing that makes the show what it is.

[DavidC]

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Really? i didnt really think that was even a close call.

It's like, 5 minutes of discomfort for unimaginable sensual delight.

I guess relevant factors could be
-size of rapists unit
-yes/no lube
-risk of disease(he apparently wore a condom)
-rapists stamina

i'll stop there as i am clearly putting to much thought into this

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God damnit, I voted yes, but I thought you meant taking one of them in the cornhole. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I'm not a cornhole man myself, but I'd be willing to experiment if it would please them. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

If it's MY cornhole we're talking about, NO FRIGGIN WAY!

[asofel]

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Really? i didnt really think that was even a close call.

It's like, 5 minutes of discomfort for unimaginable sensual delight.

I guess relevant factors could be
-size of rapists unit
-yes/no lube
-risk of disease(he apparently wore a condom)
-rapists stamina

i'll stop there as i am clearly putting to much thought into this

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God damnit, I voted yes, but I thought you meant taking one of them in the cornhole. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I'm not a cornhole man myself, but I'd be willing to experiment if it would please them. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

If it's MY cornhole we're talking about, NO FRIGGIN WAY!

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hahahaha...

Poll - 1
You - 0

[KingCon]

I still think the CARVER is a woman, and she uses a strap on to rape these men. Because everybody is making an Emphasis on saying "HE' whenever they refer to the carver. Also, the carver used one of those voice digusiers from SCREAM.

[ethan]

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I didn't know he was raped - that's nasty. No need to watch that show anymore.

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Not only that, but they showed it happening in last night's episode. I could've done without that, but it is the kind of thing that makes the show what it is.

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I found the fat-woman surgery more disturbing than Christian's ass. Something about the image of the couch-meld.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I still think the CARVER is a woman, and she uses a strap on to rape these men. Because everybody is making an Emphasis on saying "HE' whenever they refer to the carver. Also, the carver used one of those voice digusiers from SCREAM.

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OMFG ITZ JULIA!

clarkson brings the hotness

[Aloysius]

Feist - "Inside & Out"

Carver = woman = good read

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Carver = woman = good read

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Come on. There must be 3 people in all of America that don't think the carver's a woman.

[Aloysius]

2 now.

(i'm stupid)