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MEbenhoe
09-20-2005, 03:04 AM
Wisconsin wants your corn. You ain't good for anything else anyways, so we're taking over bitches!!! and turning it into a giant parking lot. surrender now and make things easy.

WackityWhiz
09-20-2005, 03:05 AM
you can have it...

take me with you plz

MEbenhoe
09-20-2005, 03:06 AM
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you can have it...

take me with you plz

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ONLY IF THE GIRLS COME TOO!!!

WackityWhiz
09-20-2005, 03:07 AM
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you can have it...

take me with you plz

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ONLY IF THE GIRLS COME TOO!!!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yEaHHHHH

http://www.hayinart.com/images/1654.jpg

MEbenhoe
09-20-2005, 03:14 AM
http://www.gerryfamily.com/gallery/gerry/slides/Corn%20field%20burning.jpg

DangerGoodson
09-20-2005, 03:56 AM
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Wisconsin wants your corn. You ain't good for anything else anyways, so we're taking over bitches!!! and turning it into a giant parking lot. surrender now and make things easy.

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This is the kind of [censored] they give you noble prizes for?
I like it.

Can we get rid of Beloit while we are at it?

jaydub
09-20-2005, 09:27 AM
They really should just combine all the flyover states anyways. I mean who would notice or care?

imported_The Vibesman
09-20-2005, 09:32 AM
Cool, a Wisconsin/Iowa border war. How exciting.

jakethebake
09-20-2005, 09:34 AM
http://www.hayinart.com/images/1654.jpg

But I did! My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor in my bathing suit.

jakethebake
09-20-2005, 09:37 AM
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Cool, a Wisconsin/Iowa border war. How exciting.

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Dp you picture a bunch of people throwing corn and cheese back and forth across a line?

imported_The Vibesman
09-20-2005, 09:54 AM
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Cool, a Wisconsin/Iowa border war. How exciting.

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Dp you picture a bunch of people throwing corn and cheese back and forth across a line?

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Yes, not to mention covert gangs roaming at night in desperate search of a building to set fire to.

beta1607
09-20-2005, 09:54 AM
The loser gets the title of worst midwestern state, which the two currently share.

ChipWrecked
09-20-2005, 10:01 AM
http://mag.awn.com/issue9.02/9.02images/wolff09_VanHelsing-villager.jpg

touchfaith
09-20-2005, 10:11 AM
Let me know if you need a manifesto, although, it's going to be a lot harder for you to break them off into the ocean as my plan calls for.

Clarkmeister
09-20-2005, 11:23 AM
It's like declaring war on Canada.

PocketJokers72
09-20-2005, 11:32 AM
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Cool, a Wisconsin/Iowa border war. How exciting.

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For the geographically impaired, the region where The Great "Chorn" (cheese/corn) Wars began.

http://www.adonisprecision.com/imghost/usa-map.jpg

SL__72
09-20-2005, 11:36 AM
Thats the best picture you could come up with?

BradleyT
09-20-2005, 12:07 PM
Let the Iowans (erm Mexicans) detassle though.

NutCrackerr
09-20-2005, 02:28 PM
As a representative from the great state of Illinois, I am authorized to provide any assistance you might require in this endeavor. Good luck and God speed sir.

bugstud
09-20-2005, 02:55 PM
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As a representative from the great state of Illinois, I am authorized to provide any assistance you might require in this endeavor. Good luck and God speed sir.

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screw that let them both do what they want