There is no (poker) god...or if there is, he is one sick mot

[Homer]

.....her fu&*er

Alternate Title - "Thinly veiled bad-beat story"

Anyhoo, Party 2/4 or 3/6...don't remember. I'm dealt some cards UTG+1. I open-raise and since I haven't played a hand in 14 orbits I get 5 coldcallers.

The flop comes K98 rainbow.

I bet, everyone calls.

The turn comes A.

I bet, two players call.

The river comes A.

I bet, player raises, I reraise, player caps.

What did he have and what did I have?

-- Homer

[Homer]

PERFECT, PERFECT....nuff said.

BTW, I didn't tilt even after the guy typed "lolololololol" (how original!). I might make it in this game yet...

-- Homer

[haakee]

KK vs. A9?

[hutz]

His Ax(8 or 9) beat your KK. AK for him would be an even greater mathematical longshot.

[SoBeDude]

I haven't looked at the results yet.

I'm thinking you have KK. opponent has A/crap and calls you down.

-Scott

[Inthacup]

I haven't read the results yet. But here's my guess:

You have KK, he has A 9.

[JTG51]

AK vs your KK? We had that same beat after a K high flop a year ago in my home game. The guy with the KK is still complaining about it. I hope you deal with it better. It could be one of those delayed reaction tilts. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Homer]

Ding ding ding.

I think I'm over it already, but I wouldn't be surprised if I started thinking about it again tomorrow...

-- Homer

[Bob T.]

Apparently you have KK, and he has AK. Ouch. Or even worse, A9, or A8. But was it sooted?

[Joe Tall]

Your 'these three Kings' set was popped by A8o (or A9o), sorry Homer.

[Nottom]

You had KK he had A8o or A9o.

[Nottom]

If he had AK I think it makes it a little less of a beat since I can't really fault him too much for his play.

Still sucks.

[Homer]

I don't fault my opponent for his play. It just stings to lose to runner runner aces, a 329:1 shot.

What am I doing posting bad beat stories anyway? I can't believe no one told me that I was cluttering the forum with this crap. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

-- Homer

[JTG51]

Homer, stop cluttering this forum with crap.

I think you got away with this one because you've built up a 1965 post buffer. You are allowed one bad beat post every 1900.

Plus, everyone was afraid to talk back to a Pooh-Bah. /forums/images/icons/smile.gif