Empire VIP club

[bozlax]

Ahoy, this cracked me up, aye!

[ QUOTE ]
The Empire Poker VIP players Club is dedicated to our most valued members whose loyalty to EmpirePoker is beyond question.
To us, VIP means Very Important P and we're going to reward you in a very simple and worthy manner.

[/ QUOTE ]

"Loyalty beyond question," aye! I also believe we're looking at swabs with ADD...VIP means Very Important P...uh, what was I saying again.

These bastards ought be keel-hauled, and then whatever's left hung from the yard-arm to feed the seagulls...aarrrgghhh!

[bozlax]

Damn and blast...I meant to post in ye olde Internet section. Me heartfelt apologies, mates.

[Wetdog]

So what are they giving you?

I told Bodog to piss off and they sent me a Tshirt.

[thesharpie]

Your posts crack me up. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

"loyalty beyond question"

somehow that scares me a bit.
Is this a rewards promo? or recruiting for the SS?

[hyp]

BTW, the ADD bit had me cracking up....
A TRUE lol, i was actually laughing out loud.