$200 for this clip...

[DcifrThs]

I will give $200 to the people who respond to this thread with the following clip(s) that ican save on my computer. the clip is worth that much to me.

the clip is as follows:

its from an episode of funniest sh*t caught on tape on either fox or some other similar channel.

its a collection of 2 in a row. the first one entails a guy in a track and field event throwing a javelin. camera pans with the javelin through its ascent in the air, then down and when you expect it to hit the ground, it ploughs directly into the chest of an unsuspecting black and white stripped official.

the second (and the reason i want this series) is hilarious. camera follows a crop dusting plane from its height down to a field. the plane levels off and we see a guy from the left hand side of the screen walking away from the plane apparantly slowly in relation to the plane. kinda looks like he's standing still and then the plane CLOCKS his unsuspecting ass in the back of the head and he slams right into the ground. its as if i had a piece of wood unsuported balanced on its side and took a bat to it and swung as hard as i could. the wood would just slam right down onto the ground as did the guy.

so $200 for the series, $100 for each clip. i'll give an additional $25 if somebody can turn the plane or javelin clip into an avatar ready file i can download, save and apply immediately.

thanks guys, first one gets it. (note it can be apportioned to those who help. if person 1 submits clip 1, person 1 gets $100. if person 2 submits clip 2, person 2 gets $100. if person 3 comes in and turns the clips into avatar ready thingies, person 3 gets $25)

thanks

Barron

[Warik]

I would like to see these videos as well; however, I will not be paying a damn thing. Send invoice to DcifrThs.

[LetYouDown]

http://comments.big-boys.com/?id=2964

Actual video at http://media5.big-boys.com/content/guygetshitbyplane.wmv

Right click, Save As.

[bdk3clash]

Javelin vid. (http://wickedmoon.com/e/sendcard.php?image=wickedmoon.com/media/video/extreme_videos/javelincatch.mpg)

[rmarotti]

Ship. It. (http://www.holylemon.com/JavelinStab.html)

[rmarotti]

damn, beat me by a minute.

[gmrankin]

javelin stab?? (http://www.holylemon.com/JavelinStab.html)

[gmrankin]

too slow

[rmarotti]

3rd place is a loser in so many more ways.

[Dominic]

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http://comments.big-boys.com/?id=2964

Actual video at http://media5.big-boys.com/content/guygetshitbyplane.wmv

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why is this even a little bit funny? The guy was seriously injured.

[NoTalent]

plane hits man
http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=479

[RiverFenix]

Am i a terrible person for laughing hysterically at both of these?

[Reef]

easiest c-notes ever

[Reef]

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http://comments.big-boys.com/?id=2964

Actual video at http://media5.big-boys.com/content/guygetshitbyplane.wmv

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why is this even a little bit funny? The guy was seriously injured.

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I didn't think the airplane clip was funny.

[LetYouDown]

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why is this even a little bit funny? The guy was seriously injured.

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Didn't say it was funny...just provided the video /images/graemlins/grin.gif.

So who wins?! Do we have confirmation?

[Stuey]

Both these are going to be very hard to make into good looking avatars. When you reduce the size this much the details get very hard to see. I am not sure you will even see the javelin at all. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[bdk3clash]

BTW if you need to right-click-save-as click here (http://www.wickedmoon.com/media/video/extreme_videos/javelincatch.mpg) .

[asofel]

eh....normally i find most internet clips funny....these didn't do it for me...give me the gymnast running full speed into the pommel horse anyday...

[canis582]

Did you see those people who got hit while running across a freeway? Quadruple backflips for everybody!

[Sponger15SB]

$200? Yeah you totally could have gotten people to do this for free.

[Stuey]

In the first one I tried to include the zoom in to see the dent on the wing.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Stuey2plus2/winged.gif

I don't think it worked very well so here is a version without the wing dent. Btw I could not find one frame in this video that shows him getting hit. It could be a fake.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Stuey2plus2/winged1.gif

The javelin one is not high quality video and when you shrink it this really shows. I can make it a bit better I think but it was late and I got lazy.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Stuey2plus2/jav.gif

I don't want any cash though I just like trying to get stuff to work. I didn't say I got it to work I said I like to try. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[bdk3clash]

So would it be rude to ask for my hundred bucks? Oh well, guess I just did.

[LetYouDown]

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So would it be rude to ask for my hundred bucks? Oh well, guess I just did.

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LOL, me too! The avatar guy doesn't want his...I'll take it! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[DcifrThs]

SO Letyoudown and rmarotti are the VEEEEEEEEEENERS /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I EDITED IT b/c i missed that rmarotti got it there 1 minute sooner than gmarkin. therefore these guys win.

they each get $100. PM me you guys and let me know how to transfer you the casheeeeesh.

on a depressing note, the airplane video was not the one i was thinking of b/c im 100% sure the plane comes from the right and swoops down way more dramatically and its clearer. but as promised i'll pay for what i asked for.

on a more depressing note, both videos weren't as funny as i mremember. i guess being uh, in an, uh altered state makes them funnier...but im glad i have them both anyways.

Barron

[samjjones]

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SO Letyoudown and rmarotti are the VEEEEEEEEEENERS /images/graemlins/smile.gif

I EDITED IT b/c i missed that rmarotti got it there 1 minute sooner than gmarkin. therefore these guys win.

they each get $100. PM me you guys and let me know how to transfer you the casheeeeesh.

on a depressing note, the airplane video was not the one i was thinking of b/c im 100% sure the plane comes from the right and swoops down way more dramatically and its clearer. but as promised i'll pay for what i asked for.

on a more depressing note, both videos weren't as funny as i mremember. i guess being uh, in an, uh altered state makes them funnier...but im glad i have them both anyways.

Barron

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You could have given that $200 to Hurricane Relief or something instead. Ahhh, f-it. People getting hit by planes is the BEST.