the ultimate Jessica poll

[M2d]

let's get it all in one place

choose a jessica

Biel
http://www.brawnylads.com/hotties/jessica/jessica-biel4.jpg

Alba
http://www.jessica-alba.org/wallbb8.jpg
Simpson
http://images.radcity.net/5735/951576.gif
Rabbit
http://members.aol.com/animallover7185/images/jessica%20rabbit.gif
Tandy
http://www.nndb.com/people/017/000023945/tandy.jpg
Sarah- Parker
http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/153473/sjp.jpg
Random "Jessica" image search
http://www.scarletknights.com/cheerleading/cheer/photos/2004/Jessica-R.jpg

[MrWookie47]

Arrr, easily me buxom beauty, Jessica Rabbit.

[istewart]

ALBA
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OVERRATED.

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ALBA
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[jakethebake]

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ALBA
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Hot, yes. But highly overrated.

[imported_The Vibesman]

I vote for Biel, she's just incredible. Alba's nice too, but Biel takes it for me.

That's a lousy Jessica Biel picture, but I guess that's what you get from www.brawnylads.com (http://www.brawnylads.com)

Jessica Rabbit might have gotten my vote, but the beastiality thing freaks me out. Plus she doesn't do her own singing.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Jessica Rabbit might have gotten my vote, but the beastiality thing freaks me out.

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You know, she's not a rabbit. That's just her last name. Maybe the word you're looking for is cartooniality or animatiality something similar?

[imported_The Vibesman]

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Jessica Rabbit might have gotten my vote, but the beastiality thing freaks me out.

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You know, she's not a rabbit. That's just her last name. Maybe the word you're looking for is cartooniality or animatiality something similar?

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I know she's not a rabbit. But she's married to one, and screws him. That's what freaks me out. I have nothing against banging cartoons, I'd like to try it. Ever seen Stripperella?

[Warik]

Alba is hot, but wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy overrated.

Simpson, and it's not even close.

Can you see why?

[TheBlueMonster]

I voted for Jessica Rabbit, but my girlfriend likes Jessica Alba. Think I can wrangle a 3some out of all this?

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animatiality something similar?

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You SICK F*CK.

[tdarko]

it was a tie between simpson and alba so i went to the tiebreaker which was bias. simpson is from my hometown /images/graemlins/smirk.gif. couldn't think of anything else to sway me.

[imported_The Vibesman]

BTW, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that if Sarah Jessica Parker gets any votes, that means that Matthew Broderick has just registered at 2+2.

I know Alba is the favorite here from previous threads. I think they are both gorgeous, but Biel's incredible breasts tip the scales for me.

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/9480/texas36mh.jpg

[jakethebake]

We seem to agree on a lot of things Vibesman. And I'm in love tiwh that pic. Also this one...

http://www.celebskin.net/g/jessica-biel/jessica-biel-03.jpg

[MEbenhoe]

Random Jessica is where its at. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[B Dids]

Anybody who votes for Jessica Simpson is just painfully clueless and should be publically flogged.

[tdarko]

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Anybody who votes for Jessica Simpson is just painfully clueless and should be publically flogged.

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yeah b/c she isn't a pretty woman at all /images/graemlins/smirk.gif. dude, your comment is ridiculous and you need to snap out of this bad mood you are always in.

you may not think she is the best on this list but to say someone is "painfully clueless" and should be "publically flogged" is [censored] stupid.

[B Dids]

To be honest- I don't find her attractive. She's about the least sexy good looking person ever. Nice body- but the face is just lacking (and yeah, the existing knowledge that she's dumb as a post doesn't help).

Also- Jessica Alba is my #1 by a huge margin and has been for like 7 years so I'm biased.

I'm not in a bad mood, I just enjoy hyperbole and threats of violence.!

[imported_The Vibesman]

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We seem to agree on a lot of things Vibesman. And I'm in love tiwh that pic. Also this one...

http://www.celebskin.net/g/jessica-biel/jessica-biel-03.jpg

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You are the man, Jake...this is the actually the scene I was looking for. Posted the other due to time constraints. Them things are FINE.

[jakethebake]

For the other Biel fans...

Not sure if THIS (http://shaolin025.free.fr/Biel/Jessica%20Biel%20-%20Drunk%20in%20Underwear.mpeg) still works but here it is.

and THIS2 (http://shaolin025.free.fr/Biel/cma-JessicaBiel_MTVDiary1.mpg)

and THIS3 (http://shaolin025.free.fr/Biel/Jessica%20Biel%20in%20pink%20Bikini%20%280,35%29.m pg)

and THIS4 (http://shaolin025.free.fr/Biel/Jessica_Biel_The_Ellen_De_Generes_Show.mpg)

and THIS5 (http://shaolin025.free.fr/Biel/cma-JessicaBiel_MTVDiary3.mpg)

and THIS6 (http://shaolin025.free.fr/Biel/jessicaB_Feet.avi)

[tdarko]

yes her personality takes away from her but this is a looks contest and i think she has a pretty face.

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Also- Jessica Alba is my #1 by a huge margin and has been for like 7 years so I'm biased.



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yes, she is absolute nails.
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I'm not in a bad mood, I just enjoy hyperbole and threats of violence.!

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hahahahhaha! good stuff.

[M2d]

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I vote for Biel, she's just incredible. Alba's nice too, but Biel takes it for me.

That's a lousy Jessica Biel picture, but I guess that's what you get from www.brawnylads.com (http://www.brawnylads.com)

Jessica Rabbit might have gotten my vote, but the beastiality thing freaks me out. Plus she doesn't do her own singing.

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I just posted the first pics of each that I found that weren't of wallpaper size. I just typed "jessica" into google and searched for images.

For the Jessica Rabbit thing...if it's doggy style, is that akin to a double negative, whereby the two animal influences cancel out and make it ok for your ethics?

[M2d]

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Random Jessica is where its at.

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there were other "random jessica" pics I could have chosen, but I figured that a cheerleader outfit would get the OOT inner-pedophile tendencies running and make it a good race. her placement above biel (thus far) is kind of a shocker, though.

[Niwa]

alba.. mm...

[Dynasty]

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Jessica Rabbit might have gotten my vote, but the beastiality thing freaks me out.

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You know, she's not a rabbit. That's just her last name. Maybe the word you're looking for is cartooniality or animatiality something similar?

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I know she's not a rabbit. But she's married to one, and screws him. That's what freaks me out.

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They just play pattycake.

[masse75]

I'll take Jessica Lange in the remake of King Kong:
http://www.amvf.org/Images/Acteurs/Jessica%20Lange%20-%20king%20kong.jpg

[KingCon]

How about someone post some more Jessica Tandy pics to make it fair? Tandy in anice wet t shirt would blow these other girls out of the water

A posthumous pic? That's a little too uncouth for my taste. But if you can find a living Tandy-wet-T-pic, I'd definitely purchase it on EBay.

[rusellmj]

I had to go with Alba since my last GF was latin. I might be hooked.

This was a great idea BTW.

[newhizzle]

id say its very close between alba and rabbit

[theben]

biel. thats a bad pic of her