The Kool-Aid Man - Random Thoughts

[Clarkmeister]

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

2. I guess it's pretty savvy to bring extra refreshment in case people start thinking *you* are the refreshment.

3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

[JaBlue]

good obvservations. 3 and 1 are the same though

[PoBoy321]

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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He's clearly a modern metaphor for Jesus.

[Brainwalter]

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good obvservations. 3 and 1 are the same though

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3 is phrased better.

[Dynasty]

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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I'm sure he could surive if he weren't filled. So, it's not like blood. He must be easily refillable.

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3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

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It's more like a cow handing out milk or a bee handing out honey. They can give out plenty without any risk to themselves.

[mmbt0ne]

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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Praise Kool-Aid man. Our Lord and Savior.

[Clarkmeister]

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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I'm sure he could surive if he weren't filled. So, it's not like blood. He must be easily refillable.


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How do we know? I'd love to find out if there were ever any ads run where the Kool Aid man was empty and still functioning.

[RiverFenix]

and he keeps my tounge really red

[battschr]

OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clarkmeister]

Apparently there was a comic book. This may provide answers. I'll investigate further.

http://www.lv-mid.demon.co.uk/promos/pics/koolaid1.jpg
http://www.lv-mid.demon.co.uk/promos/pics/koolaid3.jpg

http://www.lv-mid.demon.co.uk/promos/pics/koolaid2.jpg

[sleight]

Once, in a dream, the kool-aid man kidnapped my dad. Enraged by his taunting, I felled him by striking him with rocks and foul words. No one elected to partake in his blood/sugar-flavored water.

[Clarkmeister]

Here's an interesting site (http://www.strangecult.com/pisser/koolaid.html) with some Kool-Aid Man commentary.

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KNOWN ENEMIES:
The thirsties; a ruthless race of spikey-haired gremlins with advanced weaponary and spacefaring technology light years ahead of our own, dedicated to making the citizens of earth tremble in minor inconvenience

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and this gem:

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http://www.strangecult.com/pisser/koolaid/km_thirst_ray.jpg

Pure genius. An indestructable corporate mascot rips a hole through the side of your battlecruiser, exposing your entire crew to the vacuum of deep space, and your plan is to mildly dehydrate him.


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[brassnuts]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/7250/koolaid2yc.jpg

[Clarkmeister]

I have found at least one guy (http://www.grudge-match.com/History/koolaid_michelin.shtml) who thinks he is vulnerable to losing the liquid inside his pitcher-like form.

The other thing is, he is always busting through concrete walls while never causing injury to his fragile glass body.

Think about that...

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The other thing is, he is always busting through concrete walls while never causing injury to his fragile glass body.

Think about that...

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obviously they use foam for the commercials

[Eurotrash]

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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He's clearly a modern metaphor for Jesus.

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Hurry, Dynasty, move it to Science, Math and Philosophy!

[theben]

all i can think of is family guy...
oh no, oh no, oh no, OH YEAH

[DrPublo]

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3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

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Except all the cows I know tell me to "eat more chikin".

The Doc

[Victor]

take it to science forum.....

[smokingrobot]

...im speechless because of the "oh yeah"

[Voltron87]

i cant believe im the first to try it as an avatar as a result of this thread.

[Clarkmeister]

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...im speechless because of the "oh yeah"

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1. It's listed as one of his superpowers in that one link I posted.

2. I can't believe the Macho Man hasn't made an appearance.

[touchfaith]

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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This is the beauty of Kool-Aid Man, the ability to quickly regenerate his refreshing flavor added live blood. He can serve his Kool-Aid Man Juice all day long without even breaking a sweat. We should all be so lucky. I bet the Mrs. is a very happy lady.

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2. I guess it's pretty savvy to bring extra refreshment in case people start thinking *you* are the refreshment.

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Refreshment...awww yes...if they only knew what they were drinking...

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3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

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I'm with Dynasty on the bee angle, I just think Kool-Aid Man is the one doing the pollinating. Just be glad it isn't possible to get pregnent orally or we'd have an army of them little fuckers running around!




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[jacki]

Kool-Aid, Hi-C Make Backroom Deal To Destroy Tang (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33026)

[Los Feliz Slim]

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[TimTimSalabim]

Perhaps Koolaid Man realizes he is neither the pitcher nor the kool-aid, but that his essence transcends the material realm, and this realization has made him forever happy.

[KDawgCometh]

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OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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[WarLordAG]

http://www.ybfree.com/30SAVAGE1.jpg

I bought this cd off of iTunes, worth it's weight in gold easily. I can't believe it didn't go platinum.

[wacki]

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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/dakk5/koolaidmanresized.jpg

1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

2. I guess it's pretty savvy to bring extra refreshment in case people start thinking *you* are the refreshment.

3. Kinda like a giant cow handing out hamburgers on a tray, no?

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Are you cool man?

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[Clarkmeister]

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That's a little scary.

[samjjones]

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[pokerdirty]

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1. Since he is exactly the same as the pitcher he is carrying, isn't it like he's ready to hand out his own blood?

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I'm sure he could surive if he weren't filled. So, it's not like blood. He must be easily refillable.

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You think he's a diabetic then?

[Clarkmeister]

KA-M would destroy Punchy.

[Sponger15SB]

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I bought this cd off of iTunes, worth it's weight in gold easily. I can't believe it didn't go platinum.

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Be a man and perfect friend are the only two good songs on the CD

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edit - actually R U ready is also good

[Sponger15SB]

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Perhaps Koolaid Man realizes he is neither the pitcher nor the kool-aid, but that his essence transcends the material realm, and this realization has made him forever happy.

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"You just blew my mind"

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