Dan Druff
05-06-2003, 04:20 PM
Just in case some of you have been deprived of the great and entertaining opportunity to play with Iris at Commerce (40-80 Hold 'Em), here's a sample of some of her best comments from a particular night I played a few months back. I made note of these at the time to send to some of my friends (and fellow Iris fans), but they're just as entertaining to read today...
"Yes, Jack (the lead floorman), you do have to take this
sort of abuse from me. Either that, or get a real job."
"See Blondie over there (the new chip runner)? I don't
like her. She thinks she's really hot stuff. Instead
of making sure everyone has chips, she stands around
posing all the time, like she fancies herself as some
sort of model. I'm gonna complain to Jack about her."
"Have you seen the woman that guy's going to marry?
Homely. Very homely girl. I don't understand it."
"Look at that pink hair (in reference to the most attractive
of the cocktail waitresses, who now has streaks of pink
towards the back of her hair). It looks ridiculous, like
she's a giant stick of cotton candy. Some people are
so desperate for attention."
"Seat 7 is always emotional. Whether he's winning or losing, the one thing that's constant is that he's always an [censored]."
"My husband and I met at a marketing research conference.
We were both married and ended up having affairs. Soon after, we both got divorced and married each other."
--
Maybe Iris does have some pull after all! That "Blondie" she referred to did indeed vanish from Commerce shortly thereafter. (Actually, I'm sure it had nothing to do with Iris, but it's just fun to think that it did.)
On a side note, did you all know that Iris is a Jewish grandmother? I just can't seem to picture her cooking chicken soup and reading stories to children...
-Dan Druff
"Yes, Jack (the lead floorman), you do have to take this
sort of abuse from me. Either that, or get a real job."
"See Blondie over there (the new chip runner)? I don't
like her. She thinks she's really hot stuff. Instead
of making sure everyone has chips, she stands around
posing all the time, like she fancies herself as some
sort of model. I'm gonna complain to Jack about her."
"Have you seen the woman that guy's going to marry?
Homely. Very homely girl. I don't understand it."
"Look at that pink hair (in reference to the most attractive
of the cocktail waitresses, who now has streaks of pink
towards the back of her hair). It looks ridiculous, like
she's a giant stick of cotton candy. Some people are
so desperate for attention."
"Seat 7 is always emotional. Whether he's winning or losing, the one thing that's constant is that he's always an [censored]."
"My husband and I met at a marketing research conference.
We were both married and ended up having affairs. Soon after, we both got divorced and married each other."
--
Maybe Iris does have some pull after all! That "Blondie" she referred to did indeed vanish from Commerce shortly thereafter. (Actually, I'm sure it had nothing to do with Iris, but it's just fun to think that it did.)
On a side note, did you all know that Iris is a Jewish grandmother? I just can't seem to picture her cooking chicken soup and reading stories to children...
-Dan Druff