How many 2+2'ers does it take to post a hand in Small Stakes? - (NPC)

[Luv2DriveTT]

How many 2+2'ers does it take to post a hand in Small Stakes?

· 1 to play the hand and to post the hand history

· 14 to share similar experiences of bad beats and how the hand could have been played differently

· 7 to caution about the dangers of checking the turn

· 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in the OP

· 53 to flame the spell checkers

· 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

· 1 to call the OP a moran

· 6 to argue over whether it's "moran" or "moron" ...

· another 6 to condemn those 6 as Pedantic

· 2 OOT'ers to say "SIIHP" even though its not relevant to the thread

· 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* are english majors, and that "moran" is perfectly correct

· 156 to send a PM to Mat Sklansky complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

· 109 to post that this forum is not about morons or morans and to please take this discussion to OOT

· 203 to demand that cross posting to B&M forum, micro-limits forum, and HUSH forum about bad beats must be stopped

· 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all experience bad beats and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

· 306 to debate various things such as if limping in pre-flop is superior, if a donk bet on the turn would have been better, or if this is the right place to win the hand with "the sexy"

· One annoying know it all poster to announce that David Sklansky and Mason Malmoth were wrong in HPFAP, and that Ed Miller is a 26 year old poker noob for advocating betting the turn in these scenarios within SSHE

· 93 to respond to the know it all's post defending Ed Miller

· 7 to respond to the know it all's post defending David & Mason

· 27 to post URL's where one can see examples proving Ed, David & Mason were right

· 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

· 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to the OP

· 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures with the exception of one witty change, and add "FYP"

· 12 esteemed 2+2'ers to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the quality of hand posts recently

· 1 Peachy to add 11 new posts within the thread about nothing poker related at all

· 47 responses to Peachy's posts asking her to show her tits

· 19 to quote the "FYP" while adding nothing new to the conversation

· 4 to suggest that thread be moved to OOT

· 12 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

· 143 to say "Read the FAQ before positing bad beat stories in Small Stakes"

· 44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

· 1 Commodus to look down upon the entire thread with his thumb down

· 1 forum lurker to bump the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

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[Luv2DriveTT]

If any mods feel this is better suited for OOT, SS, or wherever, do as you please /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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[chiachu]

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· 1 Peachy to add 11 new posts within the thread about nothing poker related at all

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its a bit too long though.. got kinda old towards the end /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[stabn]

SIIHP

[Eder]

Haha nice...you forgot one though

0 posters saying the move was too weak/tight and raise the turn.

Very nice...

listed all of the reasons why I stopped lurking there a long time ago.

[tdarko]

i have never seen a thread in SS with 1520 posts /images/graemlins/smirk.gif.

[TheRegulat0r]

1 Idiot that searched for "Peachy" and was upset because he didn't find any titties.

[diebitter]

SIIHP


Right, that fills that quota...

[colgin]

10 Zoo'ers to chime in that the OP got "pwned" and to post pictures depicting same.

[stabn]

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10 Zoo'ers to chime in that the OP got "pwned" and to post pictures depicting same.

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And then cry because empire just closed their new accounts because they are still bonus whores.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/capt.jpg

[IndieMatty]

Jake told me there would be a discussion about the merit's of the crunch wrap supreme in this thread. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

I vote this be required reading as part of 2+2's TOS!

All new registrants must electronically sign a statement verifying they have read and fully understand the post.

Screw it, half of 'em can't read, them than can haven't a clue as to the concept of comprehension, etc., etc., etc.

Luv2, in my short time here, this is the funniest ever! Thank you!

[stabn]

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Jake told me there would be a discussion about the merit's of the crunch wrap supreme in this thread. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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I perfer it without lettuce.

[autobet]

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its a bit too long though.. got kinda old towards the end /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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The first half is worthy of post of the year consideration.

P.S. Moron is correct.

[stabn]

P.S.

If someone types moran they are not wrong and have not made a mistake.

[mmbt0ne]

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If someone types moran they are not wrong and have not made a mistake.

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No, but there is a 95% chance their parents did.

[bleu329]

I don't post anywhere near this level, but I would fold preflop.

[jakethebake]

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TT didn't write this? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Luv2DriveTT]

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TT didn't write this? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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Its based on a clasic non 2+2 forum post, about how many posters it takes to screw in a lightbulb. But I wrote the rest.

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[dynamite]

vnh

[stabn]

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P.S.

If someone types moran they are not wrong and have not made a mistake.

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No, but there is a 95% chance their parents did.

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Only if they wrote it on a sign.

[BottlesOf]

Is that what that picture clearly indicates and I just missed it?

Or is it just synonymous with "bullshit" and I guess that's not too much of a stretch....

[BottlesOf]

I don't like lettuce on any of sandwiches. For me, the sandwich is notably worse with a cold piece of leafy paper on it.

Italian subs and that shredded lettuce being the only subject.

HI JACK!

[Justin A]

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Is that what that picture clearly indicates and I just missed it?

Or is it just synonymous with "bullshit" and I guess that's not too much of a stretch....

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I think the picture usually stands for something that's old news. I think that picture was posted in OOT numerous times on separate occasions when the story came out.

[MyTurn2Raise]

this post is dumb...i quit reading after the title

[ChipWrecked]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/aksooted/morans01.jpg

[Vlorg]

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How many 2+2'ers does it take to post a hand in Small Stakes?

· 1 to play the hand and to post the hand history

· 14 to share similar experiences of bad beats and how the hand could have been played differently

· 7 to caution about the dangers of checking the turn

· 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in the OP

· 53 to flame the spell checkers

· 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames

· 1 to call the OP a moran

· 6 to argue over whether it's "moran" or "moron" ...

· another 6 to condemn those 6 as Pedantic

· 2 OOT'ers to say "SIIHP" even though its not relevant to the thread

· 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* are english majors, and that "moran" is perfectly correct

· 156 to send a PM to Mat Sklansky complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

· 109 to post that this forum is not about morons or morans and to please take this discussion to OOT

· 203 to demand that cross posting to B&amp;M forum, micro-limits forum, and HUSH forum about bad beats must be stopped

· 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all experience bad beats and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum

· 306 to debate various things such as if limping in pre-flop is superior, if a donk bet on the turn would have been better, or if this is the right place to win the hand with "the sexy"

· One annoying know it all poster to announce that David Sklansky and Mason Malmoth were wrong in HPFAP, and that Ed Miller is a 26 year old poker noob for advocating betting the turn in these scenarios within SSHE

· 93 to respond to the know it all's post defending Ed Miller

· 7 to respond to the know it all's post defending David &amp; Mason

· 27 to post URL's where one can see examples proving Ed, David &amp; Mason were right

· 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

· 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to the OP

· 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures with the exception of one pointless change, and add "FYP"

· 12 esteemed 2+2'ers to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the quality of hand posts recently

· 1 Peachy to add 11 new posts within the thread about nothing poker related at all

· 47 responses to Peachy's posts asking her to show her tits

· 19 to quote the "FYP" while adding nothing new to the conversation

· 4 to suggest that thread be moved to OOT

· 12 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

· 143 to say "Read the FAQ before positing bad beat stories in Small Stakes"

· 44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

· 1 Commodus to look down upon the entire thread with his thumb down

· 1 forum lurker to bump the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

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FYP

Vlorg

[dogmeat]

What an ultra maroon.

Dogmeat /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[ALL1N]

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Hey, what does that pic mean?

[BottlesOf]

Ah, makes sense. Thanks.

[stabn]

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Yes that is the pic that started it.

[B Dids]

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Is that what that picture clearly indicates and I just missed it?

Or is it just synonymous with "bullshit" and I guess that's not too much of a stretch....

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I think the picture usually stands for something that's old news. I think that picture was posted in OOT numerous times on separate occasions when the story came out.

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This is correct.

It's also a burning pile of crap!

[radek2166]

Did I miss it or was the 101-sample size is to small to come to a worthwhile conclousion.?

[TStoneMBD]

basically the story is about a farmer on a mountain who is the owner of the most cows in the world or something like that. basically he has so many cows that he cannot discard crap so he had to burn it. there was so much crap that the smell was so potent that it stunk up the entire town near the mountain. he had some confrontations with local officers trying to get him to stop burning the crap or something but somehow managed to get permission to do so or something.

true story i believe.

[speirs]

Thanks for bumping this one, almost forgot to add it to my favorites!

[thejameser]

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If any mods feel this is better suited for OOT, SS, or wherever, do as you please /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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posting it in SS would be sweet.