MEbenhoe's Theory of Oral Sex

[MEbenhoe]

In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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um this whole theory is pretty obvious. you want a nobel prize for it?

[MEbenhoe]

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In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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um this whole theory is pretty obvious. you want a nobel prize for it?

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HELL YEAH BITCH, GIMME MY PRIZE!!!

[jokerthief]

I hearby present you with the Nobel Sex prize. Your prize:

http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images362186_Empire_NataliePortman.jpg

She will be coming by your place between noon and 6 pm tomorrow to test out your theory.

[MEbenhoe]

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BEST NOBEL PRIZE EVER!!!

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/245/2734/1024/Garden%20State%2001.jpg

[siccjay]

I bet she shaves the beaver.

[siccjay]

Congrats on the nobel prize BTW

http://nigelles.free.fr/celebrites6/Natalie-Portman.jpg

^^^Is this even her? Who cares?

http://www.celebrity-pictures.nu/Natalie-Portman/22.jpg

[MEbenhoe]

Natalie doesnt have a tattoo on her arm, so yeah, not her.

[IronDragon1]

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Congrats on the nobel prize BTW

http://nigelles.free.fr/celebrites6/Natalie-Portman.jpg

^^^Is this even her? Who cares?

http://www.celebrity-pictures.nu/Natalie-Portman/22.jpg

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Worst photoshopped hairline ever

[Warik]

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In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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Complete opposite, actually. An overabundance of hair requires a substantial performance, while a lack thereof makes one's work a whole lot easier.

You lose. =)

[jokerthief]

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In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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Complete opposite, actually. An overabundance of hair requires a substantial performance, while a lack thereof makes one's work a whole lot easier.

You lose. =)

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It's already been done. He's won the best prize on earth. You're opinion is now meaningless.

[Sponger15SB]

Ok here is Sponger's take on oral sex....

If she isn't shaved, I don't eat her out.

[Clarkmeister]

Best avatar ever.

[jason_t]

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Best avatar ever.

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Too bad he stole it from someone else on 2+2.

[Clarkmeister]

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Best avatar ever.

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Too bad he stole it from someone else on 2+2.

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That just means that two people have the best avatar ever. Heck, I think we should all use it.

Great idea Clark!

[Edge34]

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Ok here is Sponger's take on oral sex....

If she isn't shaved, I don't eat her out.

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While you're correct here, isn't this where you decide to tell everyone that Natalie Portman "isn't exactly hot" either? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Sephus]

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In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2386/bril8sn.jpg

[jokerthief]

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Best avatar ever.

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Too bad he stole it from someone else on 2+2.

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That just means that two people have the best avatar ever. Heck, I think we should all use it.

Great idea Clark!

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This is much better than the one you were using.

[jason_t]

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Best avatar ever.

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Too bad he stole it from someone else on 2+2.

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That just means that two people have the best avatar ever. Heck, I think we should all use it.

Great idea Clark!

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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/fab4he.jpg

[HopeydaFish]

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In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of odor present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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FYP

[MEbenhoe]

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In situations where a man is performing orally on a woman, all other variables equal, the amount of hair present in the woman's pubic region is inversely proportionate to the amount of time spent and the effort put in by the man to said performance.

So yeah, when do I get my nobel prize for this [censored]?

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Complete opposite, actually. An overabundance of hair requires a substantial performance, while a lack thereof makes one's work a whole lot easier.

You lose. =)

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OMG YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING IT, STOP MISINTERPRETING IT!!!!

[PokerBob]

i disagree

[PITTM]

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Ok here is rj's take on oral sex....

If she isn't shaved, I don't eat her out.

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[Lawrence Ng]

Razor + stawberry jelly = oral happiness.

Lawrence

[PokerBob]

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I bet she shaves the beaver.

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i hope not

[scotty34]

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I bet she shaves the beaver.

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Is there really any question?

http://www.natalieportman.com/picstemp/d96_baldnatalieportman.jpg

[MEbenhoe]

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I bet she shaves the beaver.

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i hope not

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wait..... so you like the hair????

[PokerBob]

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I bet she shaves the beaver.

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i hope not

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wait..... so you like the hair????

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indeed

[MEbenhoe]

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I bet she shaves the beaver.

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i hope not

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wait..... so you like the hair????

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indeed

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so i may regret asking this, but why?

[PokerBob]

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I bet she shaves the beaver.

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i hope not

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wait..... so you like the hair????

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indeed

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so i may regret asking this, but why?

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same reason i don't like pickles.

[MEbenhoe]

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I bet she shaves the beaver.

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i hope not

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wait..... so you like the hair????

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indeed

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so i may regret asking this, but why?

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same reason i don't like pickles.

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[MEbenhoe]

http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/natalieportman6.jpg

[jakethebake]

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I bet she shaves the beaver.

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i hope not

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wait..... so you like the hair????

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indeed

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so i may regret asking this, but why?

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same reason i don't like pickles.

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I laughed.

[StevieG]

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Razor + stawberry jelly = oral happiness.

Lawrence

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pussy + strawberry jelly = yeast infection

strawberry jelly? do you take your aspirin in apple sauce, too? drink banana dacquiris?

eat your pussy like a man, hair be damned

[PokerBob]

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eat your pussy like a man, hair be damned

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god bless you

[Edge34]

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eat your pussy like a man, hair be damned

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god bless you

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I guess if you LIKE flossing while you're going down, sure.

[MEbenhoe]

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eat your pussy like a man, hair be damned

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god bless you

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I guess if you LIKE flossing while you're going down, sure.

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Well said

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same reason i don't like pickles.

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That's good.

[mslif]

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pussy + strawberry jelly = yeast infection



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[gorie]

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Razor + stawberry jelly = oral happiness.

Lawrence

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hm, i just put my razor next to the jam & nothing is happening. i don't get it. (http://www.kingofthebop.com/mp3/andre%20williams%20-%2008%20pussy%20stank.mp3)

[zephed]

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Ok here is rj's take on oral sex....

If she isn't shaved, I don't eat her out.

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Pussies. <font color="white">I prefer it shaved, though</font>

[gorie]

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pussy + strawberry jelly = yeast infection



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sugar and vagina do not go well together.

brown suggaaa, why do you taste soooo goood

[RRRRICK]

If this is so damm obvious why do women insist on having big untouched hairy bushes?

Totally hairless is preferred, but neat and tidy is ok too.

Big bushes gross me out, I reckon they tend to smell a bit more and promoted more sweat. YUK

Balangalo state forrest = no oral pleasure

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Big bushes gross me out, I reckon they tend to smell a bit more and promoted more sweat. YUK


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This is actually true. The less hair present in the pubic region, the better it is hygeine wise. Same goes for areas like under the armpits, shaving their reduces odor and allows deodorant to work better, etc.

[Victor]

if i had computer skills i would post a pic of crazy eyes askin larry if he likes to eat the pussy.

fwiw, i even eat the fat chicks.

[jokerthief]

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if i had computer skills i would post a pic of crazy eyes askin larry if he likes to eat the pussy.

fwiw, i even eat the fat chicks.

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You need to quit drinking.

Or at least quit eating the fat chicks

[KDawgCometh]

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Or at least quit eating the fat chicks

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dude, fat chicks give great brains. and they bang better then hot chicks, they have something to prove

[johnnybeef]

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If this is so damm obvious why do women insist on having big untouched hairy bushes?

Totally hairless is preferred, but neat and tidy is ok too.

Big bushes gross me out, I reckon they tend to smell a bit more and promoted more sweat. YUK

Balangalo state forrest = no oral pleasure

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This is spot on. The reason pubic hair exists is because hair traps scent. When someone is aroused their body emits phermones which are a natural aphrodesiac.

Chicks that go bald remind me of little girls. I like women, and breasts and hair are what seperate women from girls. A little hair in the teeth never hurt anyone.

On a side note, I'm curious to see how many chicks shave totally now a days. All of you single guys, what have your recent hook ups been? This year I've gotten 5 girls naked and 4 were hairy, 1 was totally bald.

That whole pheremone and natural aphrodesiac applies to many animals, but not humans. Check the research on it. However, human females have been known to be drawn to the smell of male sweat.

[siccjay]

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A little hair in the teeth never hurt anyone.

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It's the ones that get down your throat that [censored] suck.

I'd say out of the last 5 girls I've been with, I think only one had hair, maybe 2. The one that had hair shaved it for my next visit.

[Peter666]

"dude, fat chicks give great brains. and they bang better then hot chicks, they have something to prove"

But who cares if you are vomitting the whole time.

At least with the vomit, you might actually improve their appearance while they are naked.

[private joker]

This is when Natalie Portman tasted her best.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8155/l188xh.jpg


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[jakethebake]

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What about chocolate mousse? Any problems with that one? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[StevieG]

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pussy + strawberry jelly = yeast infection


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What about chocolate mousse? Any problems with that one? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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chocolate mousse + strawberry jelly = gauche

pussy + chocolate mousse = yeast infection, again

but at least it shows a more refined palette

[Blarg]

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Ok here is Sponger's take on oral sex....

If she isn't shaved, I don't eat her out.

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While you're correct here, isn't this where you decide to tell everyone that Natalie Portman "isn't exactly hot" either? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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I'll do it.