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Go_Blue88
09-17-2005, 10:54 PM
My shmuck roommate thinks Jessica Biel is hotter than Jessica Alba. I figure that this forum is the perfect place to show him the truth--it's Jessica Alba and it's not even close. She's perfect.

TheCroShow
09-17-2005, 10:56 PM
not even close

Edge34
09-17-2005, 10:57 PM
This post violates the picture rule. Get on it.

istewart
09-17-2005, 11:00 PM
Didn't know jake roomed with guys.

jakethebake
09-17-2005, 11:00 PM
Biel and it's not close.

private joker
09-17-2005, 11:00 PM
It's extremely close, given that they're the two hottest actresses alive.

In defense of Biel:

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/comic-news/jessica_biel.jpg

http://www.sxxxy.org/archives/jessica_biel_hot.jpg

NLSoldier
09-17-2005, 11:02 PM
Alba vs Simpson is a better contest

jakethebake
09-17-2005, 11:03 PM
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In defense of Biel:

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..and those aren't her hottest.

Vince Young
09-17-2005, 11:03 PM
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Alba vs Simpson is a better contest

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It's really not a contest no matter who Alba faces.

Go_Blue88
09-17-2005, 11:05 PM
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Alba vs Simpson is a better contest

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It's really not a contest no matter who Alba faces.

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While I approve of your comment, I don't approve of your name. He raped us.

imported_anacardo
09-17-2005, 11:10 PM
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Alba vs Simpson is a better contest

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It's really not a contest no matter who Alba faces.

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While I approve of your comment, I don't approve of your name. He raped us.

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I'm 100% okay with it, for the record.

stanky
09-17-2005, 11:16 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/1stanky/69dv.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/1stanky/59vy.jpg
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/1stanky/38mv.jpg

Go_Blue88
09-17-2005, 11:20 PM
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This post violates the picture rule. Get on it.

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My fault, here's a picture of the hottest chick on the planet.


http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica%20Alba%2001%20-%201600.png

jakethebake
09-17-2005, 11:21 PM
*sigh*

Resize it quick!

stanky
09-17-2005, 11:26 PM
see my other post

newhizzle
09-17-2005, 11:27 PM
there both fine as [censored], but biel just cant compare

alba and its not close

stanky
09-17-2005, 11:30 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/1stanky/64jg.jpg

TheCroShow
09-17-2005, 11:32 PM
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see my other post

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the post where the links are broken?

DukeSucks
09-17-2005, 11:40 PM
http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/6004/jessicaalba0046tl.th.jpg (http://img288.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jessicaalba0046tl.jpg)

stanky
09-17-2005, 11:41 PM
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see my other post

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the post where the links are broken?

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[censored], really? I suck. Sorry.

TheBlueMonster
09-18-2005, 03:53 AM
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Alba is hotter 80%
Biel is hotter 19%


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who the hell are the blind 19% ?

09-18-2005, 06:29 AM
who's Jessica Biel?

Blarg
09-18-2005, 11:35 AM
Biel looks like a woman. Alba looks like a girl. Her face even looks a little underdeveloped, like you see in Japanese cartoons where the women have silicone stripper bodies and the heads of 8-year-olds.

I'm more of a Biel fan.

Blarg
09-18-2005, 11:40 AM
This is one of the ones where she looks so much like a child it's almost disturbing.

Mars357
09-18-2005, 04:09 PM
Nice game.....

Inthacup
09-18-2005, 04:21 PM
who the hell are the blind 19% ?

Jake's gimmick accounts

jakethebake
09-18-2005, 04:27 PM
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who the hell are the blind 19% ?

Jake's gimmick accounts

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HaHa...nice. They're not me, however. I voted once only. Biel is pretty easily the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I can only think of one person I'd rather sleep with at the moment. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Edge34
09-18-2005, 04:31 PM
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who the hell are the blind 19% ?

Jake's gimmick accounts

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HaHa...nice. They're not me, however. I voted once only. Biel is pretty easily the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I can only think of one person I'd rather sleep with at the moment. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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And that's Jessica Alba. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

jakethebake
09-18-2005, 04:33 PM
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who the hell are the blind 19% ?
Jake's gimmick accounts

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HaHa...nice. They're not me, however. I voted once only. Biel is pretty easily the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I can only think of one person I'd rather sleep with at the moment. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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And that's Jessica Alba. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Not even close.

09-18-2005, 09:30 PM
biel. see my post in the thread "Most beautiful girl in the world." I threw about 5 pics in there of her. Alba is good for sure but not close to biel.

09-18-2005, 09:34 PM
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Biel looks like a woman. Alba looks like a girl.


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Thank you. And Biel has curves. Alba isn't very developed. The people who say Alba are probably the young crowd that don't know any better. Biel is definitely a "woman you make an entrance with". Alba looks like a kid at the mall. For the record, I'm 26, so I'm probably "Old" for this forum. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

And I live in Houston where girls who look like Alba are a dime a dozen. It might be the midwest crowd and northern crowd that doesn't really see "exotic" types of women who are leaning toward Alba here.

Stellastarr
09-18-2005, 11:54 PM
don't dig Biels face

Blarg
09-19-2005, 12:18 AM
Yeah, it's definitely a reflection of the average OOT'ers age. Alba looks like girls they're dating or wish they could; she doesn't just look young, but exceptionally young, with a real babyface and young-girl look. She's been an overwhelming favorite of OOT for years now, among whom are guys who think 30 year old women are over the hill or maybe remind them of their moms. Biehl looks more like a woman, not like the cute girl in your junior high school history class.

M2d
09-19-2005, 01:18 AM
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who the hell are the blind 19% ?
Jake's gimmick accounts


HaHa...nice. They're not me, however. I voted once only. Biel is pretty easily the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I can only think of one person I'd rather sleep with at the moment.


And that's Jessica Alba.



and it's Not even close.

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(my first) fyp

ptmusic
09-19-2005, 01:33 AM
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Yeah, it's definitely a reflection of the average OOT'ers age. Alba looks like girls they're dating or wish they could; she doesn't just look young, but exceptionally young, with a real babyface and young-girl look. She's been an overwhelming favorite of OOT for years now, among whom are guys who think 30 year old women are over the hill or maybe remind them of their moms. Biehl looks more like a woman, not like the cute girl in your junior high school history class.

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This makes sense to me. When you kids grow up, you'll know what it's like to be with a real woman. Well, some of you.

Plus, the Biel photos in this particular thread are simply much better.

-ptmusic

rohjoh
09-19-2005, 01:58 AM
http://www.cuteteenies.com/jalba/jessica-alba-nude_020.jpg

dynamite
09-19-2005, 02:17 AM
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alba and it's not close.

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FYP

wonderwes
09-19-2005, 04:58 AM
This thread will reach record posts in a 24 hour period to give us the answer we already knew (poll results).

brassnuts
09-19-2005, 06:09 AM
This is such a lovely pic. Just a couple weeks ago my buddy showed me this photo in a GQ and explained his plans to get it blown up for his room. But, right now, it's doing just fine as my desktop background. I'm sure I'm not the only one, either.

It's the same shot as in Go_Blue's post. (http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica%20Alba%2001%20-%201600.png)

theben
09-19-2005, 07:02 AM
everybody will say alba. i say biel. blondes are the scum of the earth

jakethebake
09-19-2005, 07:11 AM
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everybody will say alba. i say biel. blondes are the scum of the earth

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One of them is blonde? /images/graemlins/confused.gif