Haiku challenge - must include your own handle

[diebitter]

Beat this, girls!

Knowledge resides here,
But it is better to die
dumb than die bitter

[kyro]

I do believe that
you can find many camels
in Kyro, Egypt.

(Ba-zing)

[Shajen]

This is retarded.
But I will gladly opt in
my name is shajen

BOOO, HISS, BOOO.

Hermaphrodite I,
really freaked out some dudes who
did not expect ÖÖ

[wh1t3bread]

w-h-one-t-three
bread has zero posting skills
but I try anyway

[4_2_it]

2 + 2 forum
many brilliant posters there
Except 4_2_it

[swede123]

A true poet won't
conform to silly rules like
you mandate, fucker

Swede

[glen]

A few times a year
Jack to Blood ratio high
Glen should not have played
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[offTopic]

Smarmy one-liners
The very definition
Of OffTopic posts

[asofel]

This is hard you ass
O, fell, once again, damn drugs
thank god its friday

[Matty]

None of those are haikus- biyatches.

[greg nice]

GREG N. I. C. E.
I SAY MUHAMMAD ALI
YOU SAY CASSIOUS CLAY

[Aces McGee]

[ QUOTE ]
None of those are haikus- biyatches

[/ QUOTE ]

I was waiting for that. Nit.

-McGee

[LetYouDown]

Two plus two haiku.
LetYouDown likes taco bell.
Mmm Olivia.

[CrazyEyez]

[ QUOTE ]
None of those are haikus- biyatches.

[/ QUOTE ]
I think Dynasty's next contest will be to post a picture which conveys that.

[krimson]

im on the attack
viciously looking to kill
to bleed krimson blood

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
None of those are haikus- biyatches.

[/ QUOTE ]
Who would have thought that
someone called Grey could be so
black and white on this.

[DMBFan23]

[censored] your contest bitch
DMBFan23
owns all of you hos

[PocketJokers72]

[ QUOTE ]
A true poet won't
conform to silly rules like
you mandate, fucker

Swede

[/ QUOTE ]

ni han

i peed myself

[Matty]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
None of those are haikus- biyatches

[/ QUOTE ]

I was waiting for that. Nit.

-McGee

[/ QUOTE ]What would you have done if no one said it?

[Blarg]

Love rarely endures.
But compared to a lawsuit?
Freaking fabulous.

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
None of those are haikus- biyatches.

[/ QUOTE ]
Who would have thought that
someone called Grey could be so
black and white on this.

[/ QUOTE ]

Very nice.

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
A true poet won't
conform to silly rules like
you mandate, fucker

Swede

[/ QUOTE ]

He who spurns the rules
Should S T F U and then
S I I His P

Cranky, always mad
Uncle Grumpy is my name
Just a mean ol' man

[Los Feliz Slim]

Yuca's burritos.
Where do you think you might be?
In Los Feliz, Slim.

[mason55]

Rippling water
A frog croaks, a cricket chirps
Mason fifty five

[iMsoLucky0]

I'm so lucky, zero?
What the hell does that really mean?
I must be very dumb.

[cwsiggy]

Sigmania then
Cwsiggy now
I hate my nickname

[fingokra]

They are mean and green
Hairy scary hardly seen
The fingokra team

[WackityWhiz]

[ QUOTE ]
They are mean and green
Hairy scary hardly seen
The fingokra team

[/ QUOTE ]

brilliant

[WackityWhiz]

Cumming and pissing
All at the exact same time
is WackityWhiz

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
Cumming and pissing
All at the exact same time
is WackityWhiz

[/ QUOTE ]

This is my favourite so far!

[steaknshake925]

i meet hot girls while working
at steak n shake,
nine to five its a pussy buffet

[JTrout]

Though JakeTrout plays on-
missing Payne's harmonica,
the Flounders are gone.

[The Yugoslavian]

Yugo posts hotness,
Avatar master indeed,
Why think he is gay?

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Yugoslav

[goofball]

In Calvin and Hobbes
I find meaning and wisdom.
I am a goofball.

[MCS]

[ QUOTE ]
GREG N. I. C. E.
I SAY MUHAMMAD ALI
YOU SAY CASSIOUS CLAY

[/ QUOTE ]

I say butter, you say Parkay.

[britspin]

I say "spin, brit, spin"!
Ms Ekland's dizzy- she spews.
oh no! sick on shoes.

[TBag]

Broke into your house;
Your mother was fast asleep;
Woke to a TBag.

the girl cums
i'm done
from streetz's tongue

[Easy E]

The NFL winds
blow cold on Easy E in
3+1 Challenge

[Easy E]

Revolt against the structure!

[Easy E]

Truer words were never haiku-ed (not sure about the last part, but I'll accept your judgement)

[Easy E]

okay, that was just bad.

this haiku crap's bananas.


hey yo
get your haiku outta here
pop me a beer
n pwn your girl in the rear
what?
trying to step up to ur worst fear

you couldn't stand one punch
let alone an elbow
i'll beat yo azz
worst than Hallingol pwns El diablo
leave you crying like Veronica 0
w/ the hotel bills at bellagio

and when come christmas eve
i'll have you bounded, gagged
and delivered to Talk2bigsteve

[Easy E]

With teeth so shiny,
and a tone so whiny,
I'd crush you like a grape;
You'd never escape.

Feel the wrath of Easy E
who smacks down so eas-ily,
what's left unrecognizable
by your entire fam-ily

I could really lay it down,
but the mods are all in town;
so I'll keep it poetic-ly
while we listen to your screams

You don't have a prayer
so clean out that underwear.
That's all I have to say,
so take that weak rap away.


[i] this pseudo-gangsta wrap has been thoroughly sanitized by the 2+2 moderators and approved by The Big Three.

Drink milk

[ QUOTE ]
With teeth so shiny,
and a tone so whiny,
I'd crush you like a grape;
You'd never escape.

Feel the wrath of Easy E
who smacks down so eas-ily,
what's left unrecognizable
by your entire fam-ily

I could really lay it down,
but the mods are all in town;
so I'll keep it poetic-ly
while we listen to your screams

You don't have a prayer
so clean out that underwear.
That's all I have to say,
so take that weak rap away.


[i] this pseudo-gangsta wrap has been thoroughly sanitized by the 2+2 moderators and approved by The Big Three.

Drink milk

[/ QUOTE ]

haha.

very weak vanila ice
i suggest you get off the mike
looking like the great white hype

did your moma teach you how to rap
looks like someone needs a good ole slap
and a good ole riding to the back

don't bother to repost
it's game, set, match
and it's not even close!!

haha. just bored and having a little fun kid. no hijacking intended. no need to go all postal now.

[DukeSucks]

"Duke sucks", say the Heels,
And so do the Illini,
National Champs, bitch!

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[Easy E]

It was so bad, I decided it had to stay as a warning to others /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Roy Munson]

Roy Munson bowled great
Until he met the Big Ern
Now he is handless

[The Armchair]

The Armchair seems
to have quite a problem
counting.

[Stu Pidasso]

I fart in you general direction
Your father smelt of elderberry
You are a stu pidasso

[bugstud]

[ QUOTE ]
"Duke sucks", say the Heels,
And so do the Illini,
National Champs, bitch!

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[/ QUOTE ]

you lost to villanova

[MikeNaked]

Emaciated
Subterranean Molerat
Behold MikeNaked