View Full Version : Which way does it rest?
private joker
09-16-2005, 05:11 AM
I'm in the midst of a debate at this very second with a girl. She's standing right next to me as I type. We just had sex, and afterwards, a discussion came up (pun intended).
The debate rests (pun intended again) on the direction of the penis when a guy lies down. When you're on your back, does yours rest up towards the torso, or does it rest down, on top of the scrotum between the thighs?
She and I disagree on this -- the way mine was differed from all her previous experiences (she insists I include that these experiences aren't as numerous as you all are thinking right now).
Anyway, take the poll. Which way? Help settle the bet. If she wins, I am going to screw her again in 35 minutes. If I win, she is going to screw me again in 34 minutes. Let's get the games begin...
[Her quote: 'If only we had pictures!' -- see? She thinks like you guys /images/graemlins/smile.gif ]
dealer_toe
09-16-2005, 05:13 AM
The atire or lack of atire plays a major role.
private joker
09-16-2005, 05:16 AM
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The atire or lack of atire plays a major role.
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Assume naked. Say, just after intercourse, during post-coital recuperation.
handsome
09-16-2005, 05:18 AM
Depends on length and girth of member.
dealer_toe
09-16-2005, 05:18 AM
to the side
NLSoldier
09-16-2005, 05:19 AM
polo player's is so long that it rests right near his mouth.
Vavavoom
09-16-2005, 05:21 AM
It never rests.....automatic reload...
FWIW, it rests by the knee (either)...
PoBoy321
09-16-2005, 05:51 AM
I usually just throw it over my shoulder 'cause it's a pain in the ass to have it dragging on the floor.
I have a viagra addiction and an understanding doctor, so when I lie on my back it's always pointing at Jesus...
Matty
09-16-2005, 07:24 AM
Uh, wherever it lands.
dcasper70
09-16-2005, 08:14 AM
who cares, I'm asleep...
codewarrior
09-16-2005, 08:39 AM
Down, and to the left. And if it isn't, I put it there.
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I usually just throw it over my shoulder 'cause it's a pain in the ass to have it dragging on the floor.
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Like a continental soldier?
lu_hawk
09-16-2005, 09:03 AM
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We just had sex
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WOWEE
BoxTree
09-16-2005, 09:34 AM
So, who won?
Lottery Larry
09-16-2005, 11:07 AM
nice bragging post
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We just had sex...
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This was the real point, right? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
private joker
09-16-2005, 03:35 PM
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We just had sex...
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This was the real point, right? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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Yes. I finally lost my virginity. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif And I wanted to tell a group of anonymous online poker players about it. *insert eye roll*
Actually, I can now speak freely because she isn't hovering over the keyboard making sure the post is written properly. She was very insistent upon the accuracy of this poll, and so I apologize for whatever tone the OP took. At that time I was in no position to be dismissive.
After a half hour, the early responses had me in the lead so we thought I won the bet. Now, some 10 hours later, she's actually won! How can this be...
Aces McGee
09-16-2005, 03:43 PM
I'm curious to know how many people had to go lie down, naked, before they could answer the poll. It's certainly never something I've paid attention to before.
-McGee
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After a half hour, the early responses had me in the lead so we thought I won the bet. Now, some 10 hours later, she's actually won! How can this be...
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Well, unless you're cruising around West Hollywood a lot consider who, out of the two of you, has experience with more than one penis.
touchfaith
09-16-2005, 04:07 PM
Does this give you an idea?
http://www.evilfungus.com/outside/galleries/baker/tentview.jpg
jakethebake
09-16-2005, 04:10 PM
Another thinly disguised brag thread... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Eurotrash
09-16-2005, 04:10 PM
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We just had sex...
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This was the real point, right? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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Eurotrash
09-16-2005, 04:12 PM
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Another thinly disguised brag thread... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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we'll just have to wait until somebody leaks the link to her Myspace blog and then we'll be able to tell how much of that story he made up.
jakethebake
09-16-2005, 04:15 PM
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we'll just have to wait until somebody leaks the link to her Myspace blog and then we'll be able to tell how much of that story he made up.
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Do imaginary girls have blogs? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
SL__72
09-16-2005, 04:20 PM
Yes, pokerjo does.
Wetdog
09-16-2005, 04:49 PM
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We just had sex
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nice hand
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who cares, I'm asleep...
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best post of the thread
RacersEdge
09-16-2005, 06:07 PM
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We just had sex...
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This was the real point, right? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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stabn
09-16-2005, 06:23 PM
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I'm curious to know how many people had to go lie down, naked, before they could answer the poll. It's certainly never something I've paid attention to before.
-McGee
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More of then should have. I think a lot of people made assumptions about which way it hangs when laying down and got it wrong.
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We just had sex
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nice hand
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right hand or left hand?
Brainwalter
09-16-2005, 09:16 PM
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to the side
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Did you see her naked too?
Klepton
09-16-2005, 09:35 PM
this is one of the worst bragging threads i've ever read
gorie
09-16-2005, 11:21 PM
girl: omg wtf
guy: what?
girl: your penis is laying funny
guy: huh ?
girl: it's laying to the side!
guy: yeah so ?
girl: it's suppose to lay upward.
guy: well, it's not.
girl: lol it should be.
guy: are you sure ?
girl: go ask oot if you don't believe me.
guy: fine i will brb.
girl: k.
guy: if they agree with me you have to have sex with me 1 minute sooner than you would have otherwise
girl: k. ahha your weiners wrong.
guy: ugh, no! come with me, we're posting a poll right NOW.
girl: this is so hot! don't forget to mention that i'm standing next to you as you type.
kerssens
09-16-2005, 11:27 PM
I thought you were gonna tell which way you hang. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
gorie
09-16-2005, 11:29 PM
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p.s. i doubt anyone here is thinking "i wish i could see pictures of his weiner for demonstration."
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girl: omg wtf
guy: what?
girl: your penis is laying funny
guy: huh ?
girl: it's laying to the side!
guy: yeah so ?
girl: it's suppose to lay upward.
guy: well, it's not.
girl: lol it should be.
guy: are you sure ?
girl: go ask oot if you don't believe me.
guy: fine i will brb.
girl: k.
guy: if they agree with me you have to have sex with me 1 minute sooner than you would have otherwise
girl: k. ahha your weiners wrong.
guy: ugh, no! come with me, we're posting a poll right NOW.
girl: this is so hot! don't forget to mention that i'm standing next to you as you type.
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Done this before, huh?
gorie
09-16-2005, 11:58 PM
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girl: omg wtf
guy: what?
girl: your penis is laying funny
guy: huh ?
girl: it's laying to the side!
guy: yeah so ?
girl: it's suppose to lay upward.
guy: well, it's not.
girl: lol it should be.
guy: are you sure ?
girl: go ask oot if you don't believe me.
guy: fine i will brb.
girl: k.
guy: if they agree with me you have to have sex with me 1 minute sooner than you would have otherwise
girl: k. ahha your weiners wrong.
guy: ugh, no! come with me, we're posting a poll right NOW.
girl: this is so hot! don't forget to mention that i'm standing next to you as you type.
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Done this before, huh?
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yes, i love telling guys that their weiner is wrong.
imported_anacardo
09-17-2005, 12:07 AM
Phantds? Elaborate.
Stuey
09-17-2005, 12:09 AM
Straight up unless you have....
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What Causes Peyronies Disease
Well, although the cause of Peyronies Disease is not completely known, it's usually caused by poor and inconsistent development of the corpora cavernosa during puberty or some kind of injury/ trauma to the penis during an erection
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which in most cases does not cause much suffering so you would not even realize you had it.
<font color="white"> SL__72 pokerjo's blog was also imaginary. </font>
gorie
09-17-2005, 12:17 AM
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Phantds? Elaborate.
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it's like a puzzle. if you think about it.
imported_anacardo
09-17-2005, 12:20 AM
I grow weary of these mind games. /images/graemlins/frown.gif
kerssens
09-17-2005, 12:22 AM
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it's like a puzzle. if you think about it.
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I think the . at the end is significant
Stuey
09-17-2005, 12:39 AM
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Phantds? Elaborate.
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it's like a puzzle. if you think about it.
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Your not sure are you?
gorie
09-17-2005, 12:41 AM
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Phantds? Elaborate.
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it's like a puzzle. if you think about it.
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Your not sure are you?
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no, i am.
Klepton
09-17-2005, 12:44 AM
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this is one of the worst bragging threads i've ever read
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Klepton
09-17-2005, 12:44 AM
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this is one of the worst bragging threads i've ever read
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TheMetetron
09-17-2005, 12:50 AM
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Done twice for emphasis?
pokerjoker
09-17-2005, 12:53 AM
wow...u really know how to romance a woman after sex.
Stuey
09-17-2005, 12:55 AM
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Phantds? Elaborate.
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it's like a puzzle. if you think about it.
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Your not sure are you?
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no, i am.
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Do I get a cookie if I get it?
I know you have them. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
jason_t
09-17-2005, 12:56 AM
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gorie
09-17-2005, 12:57 AM
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Phantds? Elaborate.
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it's like a puzzle. if you think about it.
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Your not sure are you?
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no, i am.
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Do I get a cookie if I get it?
I know you have them. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
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i have none. but if i did, they'd be oatmeal rasin, and i wouldn't be sharing.
imported_anacardo
09-17-2005, 01:01 AM
Oatmeal raisin. An underrated flavor. The lilac of American cookiedom.
Stuey
09-17-2005, 01:08 AM
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Phantds? Elaborate.
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it's like a puzzle. if you think about it.
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Your not sure are you?
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no, i am.
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Do I get a cookie if I get it?
I know you have them. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
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i have none. but if i did, they'd be oatmeal rasin, and i wouldn't be sharing.
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You knew it would be easy for me to answer and you didn't want to share them cookies. I don't blame yah.
I still don't think you're sure though. /images/graemlins/blush.gif
If you think about it.
private joker
09-17-2005, 01:23 AM
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It would be if it was a bragging thread. Getting laid is the last thing anyone needs to brag about, unless your name is Evan or Jason and the laid-ee (lady) is a stripper.
This is like saying every time you post a strategy hand in Small Stakes that you won, you're bragging.
The point of the thread was the poll, obviously.
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