Name my bowling ball, win 5$.

[scott8]

I just joined a Thursday night bowling league and plan on purchasing a ball tomorrow.

I will decide the winning name before I leave sometime tomorrow afternoon west coast time.

Not sure what information would help: I can't bowl, I play poker full-time, I am a cocky bastard.

All winnings paid via PS.

-SC

[jokerthief]

Lebowski

[Edge34]

My favorite:

High Roller. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

get a blue one and call it "blue ball"

[Brainwalter]

I call him Bowlie.

[Dynasty]

Munson.

[Joshssj4]

Spicolli or Sean Penn

[siccjay]

The more you bowl with it, the more you will call it a Piece of [censored].

[scott8]

I should mention that I have no problem with it being lewd and/or offensive.

[Joshssj4]

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I should mention that I have no problem with it being lewd and/or offensive.

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Vaginal Discharge.

[Photoc]

Well, the way bowling ball companies continue to produce new bowling balls every other week....I guess you could call it...

Obsolete

(but you have to take it out of the box first)

[touchfaith]

left nut

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I should mention that I have no problem with it being lewd and/or offensive.

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Vaginal Discharge.

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briliant.

[shant]

"Trapped in bowling ball factory... send help."

[rory]

strike

Sprunt.

Or name it after a 3 finger girl you know.

[handsome]

Give it a slutty name:
-Vanessa
-Jenna
-Kara
-Yolanda

[DasLeben]

The obvious answer is "Homer."

[jgorham]

Mulva

[Deathbear]

Pin Pal

[dcasper70]

Paul Phillips

[The Armchair]

[ QUOTE ]
Mulva

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the clear winner.

[steelcmg]

[ QUOTE ]
Give it a slutty name:
-Vanessa
-Jenna
-Kara
-Yolanda

[/ QUOTE ]

you forgot to add oliva to the list

Oh and will i get this thread locked now?

[thatpfunk]

katrina?

[DukeSucks]

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The obvious answer is "Homer."

[/ QUOTE ]

[Lottery Larry]

PinKiller

Eddie


Mooch


(I don't have PS, so I'll have to donate my winning prize to Katrina aid) :P

[gr8vertical]

Death Star

[Ulysses]

Ponch

[diebitter]

"Miss Mary"

In tribute to Kingpin...
Ishmael: What are you talking about?
Munson: You know, it's round and You stick three fingers in it...
Ishmael: You keep miss mary outta this!


or if that's too girly, Ishmael or Munson

[InchoateHand]

Cecil B. Cuntrash

[cadillac1234]

[ QUOTE ]
"Trapped in bowling ball factory... send help."

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/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[diebitter]

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Give it a slutty name:
-Vanessa
-Jenna
-Kara
-Yolanda

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No, computers are best for slutty names. You can then say things like 'Jenna went down on me today...' or 'so I stuck it in Kara last night, but she froze up' in a loud voice at work.

[4_2_it]

Lifesize

[Los Feliz Slim]

Rollergirl

[Shajen]

Taint or Captain Winkie

[samjjones]

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

[rusellmj]

Roscoe

[imported_The Vibesman]

"Ball."

Do you want to just send me the money now?

How about "Quintana," or "Jesus." Nobody f**ks with the Jesus.

[samjjones]

http://www.bmfwallets.com/printed.jpg

Holey Roller

[ddollevoet]

olivia497

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Uhh... Rolling Thunder? The Thunderball? Thunder... on a stick?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Pinmuncher? Pingobbler? Pin...thunder?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

For real, though: Homewrecker. Or Phil.

[smokingrobot]

deez nut.

singular.

[Shajen]

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For real, though: Captain Winkie

[/ QUOTE ]

[bosoxfan]

ass hat

Fecal Matter

[swede123]

Get a brown ball and call it Friday.

Swede

[jakethebake]

Big Carmine

http://www.trashcity.org/BLITZ/BLIT0790.JPG

[Slow Play Ray]

MOITT A. NABB

<font color="white">My Owner Is a Tool That Actually Names A Bowling Ball</font>

[cdxx]

Cockthirsty (http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php?date=2005-09-16&amp;res=l)

[RollaJ]

The Shocker (insert 3 fingers)

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/3492/bbbbbbbb4kb.jpg

David Sklansky.

[bravos1]

Yeast Infection

Cuz you'll be rollin in the dough!

pocket spares

[JihadOnTheRiver]

The Jesus.

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
The Shocker (insert 3 fingers)

[/ QUOTE ]

winner

[ QUOTE ]
The Jesus.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jebus

[TheWorstPlayer]

Ballsy.

[scott8]

Well, I went another route and decided on Xanadu.

However, this one made me laugh, and while it would probably never fit on a bowling ball, is still going to be the winner, so Shant pm me with your PS handle.

[ QUOTE ]
"Trapped in bowling ball factory... send help."

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Thanks to all the responses, Mulva gets an HM.

-SC

[2+2 wannabe]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The Shocker (insert 3 fingers)

[/ QUOTE ]

winner

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yeah it's really not close, unless you named it for a "three-finger girl" you already know and you and your friends can laugh at

p.s. 10 pin bowling blows

[bravos1]

[ QUOTE ]
Well, I went another route and decided on Xanadu.

However, this one made me laugh, and while it would probably never fit on a bowling ball, is still going to be the winner, so Shant pm me with your PS handle.

[ QUOTE ]
"Trapped in bowling ball factory... send help."

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks to all the responses, Mulva gets an HM.

-SC

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http://home.swiftdsl.com.au/~raza/ball_licker.jpg

[augie00]

Toaster.

[coffeecrazy1]

I know the game's over, but I can't help think that the correct answer for name of your bowling ball is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

[wonderwes]

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