Evil Dead - Starring Ashton Kutcher

[Marlow]

click on this and commence vomiting (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0434020/)

and then discuss.

Marlow

[imported_The Vibesman]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blarg]

What the hell???

Sam Raimi not directing it sucks.

I at first was outraged about Ashton Kutcher, but actually if he doesn't play as totally dumb as usual, there is something to his style that fits. I just don't like him all that much.

I'm not sure who could replace Bruce Campbell, really.

And I sure as hell am not sure why this movie should be remade. It's one of the best horror flicks of the last 20 years and one of the better ones ever, and the director even bizarrely enough basically directed the same movie twice when he came out with number two in the series.

I just wish more people could or would see the first one, and that it could still be as new and fresh to them today as it was to me and everyone else I talked to when I first saw it. By now the Lovecraftian themes it was pretty unique in popularizing are everywhere and have become a cliche.

This movie was great. I don't see what an Ashton Kutcher version, with a different director, would add or improve.

Hell, the way Raimi milked his tiny budget and single location and set was part of the virtuosity in the first place.

[ethan]

[ QUOTE ]
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

second.

/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Shajen]

He's so dreamy.... /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="white">this movie does not need to be remade. At all. I can't believe Bruce Campbell is down with this... </font>

[thatpfunk]

[ QUOTE ]

And I sure as hell am not sure why this movie should be remade.

[/ QUOTE ]

Money?

[peachy]

Bruce Campbell is the producer on this project though ??? /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[imported_The Vibesman]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

And I sure as hell am not sure why this movie should be remade.

[/ QUOTE ]

Money?

[/ QUOTE ]

And probably to cash in on Sam Raimi as "The Man Who Brought You Spider-Man!"

[Blarg]

That's probably it. But Sam Raimi has got to be rich as hell already. Oh well, I guess that argument rarely carries any weight.

[Alobar]

what in the holy [censored] [censored]??? [censored] fuckity [censored] [censored]! Instead of making 4, like he said he was going to do after he was finished whoring spider man sequels out to the [censored] cunty happy meal crowd, which was supposed to have Bruce in it. We get a [censored] remake with Ashton [censored] "the only thing ive done to make me famous is stick my punked dick in a washed out manish ugly 60 year old whos only claim to hotness is set of fake tits and a really bad [censored] stripper movie" Kutcher???

God damn [censored] [censored], this ruins my whole [censored] day!!!

[4_2_it]

[ QUOTE ]
what in the holy [censored] [censored]??? [censored] fuckity [censored] [censored]! Instead of making 4, like he said he was going to do after he was finished whoring spider man sequels out to the [censored] cunty happy meal crowd, which was supposed to have Bruce in it. We get a [censored] remake with Ashton [censored] "the only thing ive done to make me famous is stick my punked dick in a washed out manish ugly 60 year old whos only claim to hotness is set of fake tits and a really bad [censored] stripper movie" Kutcher???

God damn [censored] [censored], this ruins my whole [censored] day!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

Please don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. Personally, I just vomitted all over my desk.

[Sponger15SB]

What is Evil Dead and why is everyone so upset?

Personally I think any movie with Ashton Kutcher will rock.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
What is Evil Dead and why is everyone so upset?

Personally I think any movie with Ashton Kutcher will rock.

[/ QUOTE ]


I keed! I keed!

[2planka]

This is hideous.

[darkcore]

this ruined my day. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[imported_The Vibesman]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What is Evil Dead and why is everyone so upset?

Personally I think any movie with Ashton Kutcher will rock.

[/ QUOTE ]


I keed! I keed!

[/ QUOTE ]

I love the way you jumped right in with this, knowing an Army of Dorkness was ready to make its way to your house...

[Escape]

F*UCKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


EVIL DEATH IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES. YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Damn is that sissy going to wield chainsaws and swords? bah

[private joker]

[ QUOTE ]


EVIL DEATH IS ONE OF MY FAVOURITE MOVIES.

[/ QUOTE ]

This can't be true.

Anyway, I too am dismayed if this project continues to go into production. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

[Blarg]

Good, bad ... I'm the man with the cheesy grab at remake money.

[Alobar]

It's 6 hours later and im still [censored] pissed!! This just reeks of selling out for some big money. I swear to God if I end up as a huge success someday, I'm going to do [censored] right, not lose my artistic credibility or dignity so that I can market [censored] happy meals and bobble head dolls and [censored]. Why is the world full of trash bitch ass hacks like George Lucas and [censored] sellouts like snoop dog. Its a [censored] disease and its spreading!

bah!

[Lazymeatball]

Why would this piss anyone off? If you don't like Ashton Kutcher, don't go see the movie. Problem solved. Why would it bother all you cult film nerds that a bunch of people are going to make money off of something because they know you nerds are gonna go see it anyway... three times... on opening day... in costume?

[Escape]

[ QUOTE ]


This can't be true.

Anyway, I too am dismayed if this project continues to go into production. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

[/ QUOTE ]

Do'h /images/graemlins/frown.gif lets just say english isn't my native language. Bah

[imported_The Vibesman]

[ QUOTE ]
Why would this piss anyone off? If you don't like Ashton Kutcher, don't go see the movie. Problem solved.

[/ QUOTE ]

Probably the same reason you found a need to post this? /images/graemlins/smile.gif