Lines from films you don't wanna hear during a night out

[diebitter]

Inspired by the thread about questions you don't wanna hear at a job interview, and starting from those:

- Do you like films about gladiators?
- Have you ever had your sh1t pushed in?

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Let's play a game...
Do you think I'm funny?

[imported_The Vibesman]

"I got shot in the f**king face!"

[Paluka]

"Bring out the gimp"

[whiskeytown]

Say hello to my little friend....

RB

[spamuell]

Do you like scary movies?

[Vavavoom]

"I'm here to fix your refrigerator....."

Also :

"I see dead people....."

[imported_The Vibesman]

"So that was the second time I got crabs."

[diebitter]

Were you talkin to me?

[ghostface]

Get ready for the big surprise.

or

I hope you left enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach.

[cadillac1234]

'Squeal like a pig, boy'

[Paluka]

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'Squeal like a pig, boy'

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this one is hard to top

I desperately want to make love to a school boy. -Dumb and Dumber

[rohjoh]

"Bendover" - Fletch Lives


"You using the whole fist there doc?" Fletch

[youtalkfunny]

"I don't give a damn what you know, or don't know. But I'm going to torture you, anyway."

[shant]

[ QUOTE ]
I hope you left enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach.

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Winner.

[TheCroShow]

[ QUOTE ]
'Squeal like a pig, boy'

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lock thread now plz

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

"Shes a man, man."

or

"Its a trick. Get an axe."

[4_2_it]

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

[Shajen]

bring out the gimp

[diebitter]

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

It's alive!

A boy's best friend is his mother

Say hello to my little friend!

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. (from your date)

Is it safe?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!

My precioussssss

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!

(apologies to all, but been perusing the top 100 quotes of all time top 100 quotes (http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx) )

[imported_The Vibesman]

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[ QUOTE ]
"Bring out the gimp"

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Winnah! Winnah! Chicken dinnah!

[dcasper70]

Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.

[asofel]

Couple possibilities:

"Now let's you just drop them pants."

"What do you want to do now?"
"He's got a real purty mouth on him, don't he?"
"Sure does."

[tek]

[ QUOTE ]
"Excuse me while I whip this out."

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"Where the white womens at?" /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"Excuse me while I whip this out."

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"Where the white womens at?" /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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DO YOU MIND IF WE DANCE WIF YO DATES?

[ QUOTE ]
Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.

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Better wear a rubber dude.
Why's that?
That girl gets around.
Does she now?
Like a record, whewwwwwww.
Well Lumbergh [censored] her.

[4_2_it]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"Excuse me while I whip this out."

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"Where the white womens at?" /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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"Gentlemen, please. Rest your sphincters." /images/graemlins/grin.gif