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09-14-2005, 02:23 PM
come to www.religiousstuff

Zetack
09-14-2005, 02:29 PM
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come to www.rs

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I'm not sure this qualifies as news.

In other news, the saxons invaded England...

--Zetack

lorinda
09-14-2005, 02:38 PM
My brush with religion (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=inet&Number=429252&Forum=A ll_Forums&Words=jesus&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=4 29252&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=5609&daterang e=1&newerval=5&newertype=y&olderval=&oldertype=&bo dyprev=#Post429252)

Re-posted

Lori

Tk79
09-14-2005, 02:40 PM
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My brush with religion (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=inet&Number=429252&Forum=A ll_Forums&Words=jesus&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=4 29252&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=5609&daterang e=1&newerval=5&newertype=y&olderval=&oldertype=&bo dyprev=#Post429252)

Re-posted

Lori

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Celebrity guest apperance???

dibbs
09-14-2005, 02:40 PM
Why did I instantly think this was going to be a "THE LORD HAS RISEN!" spam. I'm not clicking on that but the passion part of it makes me think I'm right.

groo
09-14-2005, 02:44 PM
Hold on while I go get the lions...they haven't been fed in a while.

09-14-2005, 03:24 PM
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Hold on while I go get the lions...they haven't been fed in a while.

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Yes, please

CountDuckula
09-14-2005, 04:53 PM
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Why did I instantly think this was going to be a "THE LORD HAS RISEN!" spam. I'm not clicking on that but the passion part of it makes me think I'm right.

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Drat, I was hoping it was a porn site.

-Mike

chrisg
09-14-2005, 05:04 PM
"The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing Jesus Christ to save you today. Only then will you have true peace in your life knowing that no matter what happens you are on your way to Heaven."

I'll take my chances thanks. If heaven is full of the God Squad it will suck.

Zetack
09-14-2005, 05:50 PM
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My brush with religion (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=inet&Number=429252&Forum=A ll_Forums&Words=jesus&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=4 29252&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=5609&daterang e=1&newerval=5&newertype=y&olderval=&oldertype=&bo dyprev=#Post429252)

Re-posted

Lori

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Very amusing!

alfatcat
09-14-2005, 06:41 PM
Can't it be both?

AAmaz0n
09-14-2005, 09:30 PM
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My brush with religion (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=inet&Number=429252&Forum=A ll_Forums&Words=jesus&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=4 29252&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=5609&daterang e=1&newerval=5&newertype=y&olderval=&oldertype=&bo dyprev=#Post429252)

Re-posted
Lori

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Oh Lori! why hast thou forsaken us? The z00 cries out for your ressurection.

Hail Lorinda (or Lori), who art in the UK.
Hallowed be thy posts.
Thy flop shall come,
the pot be won,
in Cyberspace as it is in B&M.

Give us this day
Our daily tip
And forgive us our rakeback,
as we forgive thse who rake against us.

And lead us not into -EV,
But deliver us from Trolls

For thine is the Queen of the KotZ, the hallowed poster award, and the cutest avatar. Forever and ever.

If we say enough of these, will you come back? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Blessed Be,

Shauna

dlk9s
09-14-2005, 10:21 PM
When I Saw That Every Word Of The Thread Title Was Capitalized, I Knew This Was A Religious Kook Message.

wdbaker
09-14-2005, 11:29 PM
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come to www.religiousstuff

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You don't play poker by any chance do you? You know God won't help you win just cause you witness to us don't you /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Did this happen before or after you lost your buyin /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

One Street at a Time
wdbaker Denver, Co