01-19-2002, 12:56 PM
Hope you like this Internet joke, I DID NOT WRITE IT, I wish I had. Porkers like me, cried over the death of Dough-boy. I hope you get a laugh.
SPM,...who writes this stuff...
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough-boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Dough-boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Dough-boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Dough-boy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Dough-boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
SPM,...who writes this stuff...
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Dough-boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Dough-boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Dough-boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Dough-boy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Dough-boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.