So you find a genie...

[kipin]

What are your three wishes?

I think mine would be.

1) I want to have enough money to never have to worry about money again.

2) I want to be able to time travel.

3) I want three more wishes.

[tom441lbk]

everyone knows you can't wish for more wishes dood, come on

[jokerthief]

1) Infinite wishes.

2) Irelevent.

3) Irelevent.

[scotty34]

[ QUOTE ]
1) Infinite wishes.

2) Irelevent.

3) Irelevent.

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End of Thread

[ClaytonN]

This thread immediately gets killed if you're allowed the whole '3 more wishes' thing.

[bugstud]

1. a harem
2. most wealthy man in existence
3. another genie

[ThaSaltCracka]

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everyone knows you can't wish for more wishes dood, come on

[/ QUOTE ]

[istewart]

[ QUOTE ]
This thread immediately gets killed if Robin Williams is not the voice of your genie

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FYP.

[RunDownHouse]

Is this one of those "monkey's paw" type things?

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
1. a harem
2. most wealthy man in existence
3. another genie

[/ QUOTE ]

nice. i hadn't actually thought of this loophole. well played.

[WackityWhiz]

1) DeLorean with Time Travel capabilities
2) Superman Characteristics
3) A 10 inch dick

[Dave Mac]

does have a zillion wishes, and so getting everything you want as soon as you want it make you unhappy, and basically destroy your life?
dave
P.S. this is far too big an issue for oot?

[Sephus]

ill just take the ability to grant my own wishes.

[TimM]

Bah, the wishes in this thread mostly suck.

1) Immortality
2) Ability to change form
3) Teleportation

You won't need much else.

Time travel is interesting but it might be more trouble than it's worth.

[scotty34]

[ QUOTE ]
Bah, the wishes in this thread mostly suck.

1) Immortality
2) Ability to change form
3) Teleportation

You won't need much else.

Time travel is interesting but it might be more trouble than it's worth.

[/ QUOTE ]

Do you not see any trouble with immortality?

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
Do you not see any trouble with immortality?

[/ QUOTE ]

I do, but dying sucks more.

Perhaps you could make it so that the only way you could die is by suicide.

[newhizzle]

1. endless supplies of money
2. to be irrestible to hot bitches, but not fat ones
3. the ability to turn on and off any type of buzz i want

[scotty34]

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Do you not see any trouble with immortality?

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I do, but dying sucks more.

Perhaps you could make it so that the only way you could die is by suicide.

[/ QUOTE ]

What happens when you fall in love with someone. You have to watch them age and die.

[ QUOTE ]
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Do you not see any trouble with immortality?

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I do, but dying sucks more.

Perhaps you could make it so that the only way you could die is by suicide.

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What happens when you fall in love with someone. You have to watch them age and die.

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It never gets easier. Everytime the pain is worse.

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
1. endless supplies of money
2. to be irrestible to hot bitches, but not fat ones
3. the ability to turn on and off any type of buzz i want

[/ QUOTE ]

for a second i thought you meant a sound...

[LethalRose]

1) The ability to do anything

2) doesnt matter

3) doesnt matter

[nothumb]

The ability to live exactly as long as I would like to.

The knowledge of what happens when we die.

And a bitchin Harley.

NT

[flatline]

[ QUOTE ]
Bah, the wishes in this thread mostly suck.

1) Immortality
2) Ability to change form
3) Teleportation

You won't need much else.

Time travel is interesting but it might be more trouble than it's worth.

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I totally agree. Of course you would have to have some way to die if you needed to. You would be sad when people died, but you would get to see where mankind ends up, and that would be better than any downside I can think of.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
1) Immortality
2) Ability to change form
3) Teleportation


[/ QUOTE ]
This is the correct answer, plus some caveat that there's no gotcha. i.e. you're immortal, but your body still deteriorates or you can teleport, but somehow it's done in a way that screws something else up.

[MD2020]

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Do you not see any trouble with immortality?

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I do, but dying sucks more.

Perhaps you could make it so that the only way you could die is by suicide.

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What happens when you fall in love with someone. You have to watch them age and die.

[/ QUOTE ]

It never gets easier. Everytime the pain is worse.

[/ QUOTE ]

Great reply.

[kerssens]

[ QUOTE ]
What are your three wishes?

I think mine would be.

1) I want to have enough money to never have to worry about money again.

2) I want to be able to time travel.

3) I want three more wishes.

[/ QUOTE ]

With 2 you could take care of 1.

1. Know what people are thinking.
2. See the future.
3. Be above the law.

[RunDownHouse]

[ QUOTE ]
This is the correct answer, plus some caveat that there's no gotcha. i.e. you're immortal, but your body still deteriorates or you can teleport, but somehow it's done in a way that screws something else up.

[/ QUOTE ]
This is what I meant by the "monkey's paw" corrolary, and I wish the OP would answer.

[StevieG]

[ QUOTE ]
ill just take the ability to grant my own wishes.

[/ QUOTE ]

that's how the last guy wound up in the bottle

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
The ability to live exactly as long as I would like to.

The knowledge of what happens when we die.

And a bitchin Harley.

NT

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I'd take these first two and substitute either changeform, teleportation, or mind control in for the Harley.

[Warik]

1) Genie, make me God.
2) lol
3) rofl

[smokingrobot]

nah dude, you gotta wish for your genie to be set free yo. aint you ever seen alladin?!

[TheBlueMonster]

[ QUOTE ]
3) I want three more wishes.


[/ QUOTE ] Haven't you seen Aladin? I don't think it's a legal choice....

[LeatherFace]

[ QUOTE ]

2. to be irrestible to hot bitches, but not fat ones


[/ QUOTE ]

you better watch your wording or you'll have a bunch of female dogs humping your leg.

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
1) Genie, make me God.

[/ QUOTE ]

Poof, you cease to exist. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[jakethebake]

I would wish for all the superpowers.

[JaBlue]

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I'd take these first two and substitute either changeform, teleportation, or mind control in for the Harley.

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that's because you're a nerd

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I'd take these first two and substitute either changeform, teleportation, or mind control in for the Harley.

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that's because you're a nerd

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It's because I'm not stupid enough to blow a wish on a Harley that I'll be able to get anyway.

[Eurotrash]

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I would wish for all the superpowers.

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I would wish infinite knowledge and wisdom for jake, so he never again had to go through the pain of admitting to OOT that "he has no idea what this means /images/graemlins/confused.gif"

[jokerthief]

I'd wish that Jake would enjoy his vacation and not mingle with us ootards while in Vegas.

[ QUOTE ]


The knowledge of what happens when we die.



[/ QUOTE ]

you get dressed up real nice, sit in an expensive box, listen to sweet, sweet lies about what a nice guy you were, and rot in the ground. wish granted.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I'd wish that Jake would enjoy his vacation and not mingle with us ootards while in Vegas.

[/ QUOTE ]

I just got back from a 6-1/2 hour shift at the table. I'm actually here wroking so I have to get up in the morning. I'm therefore going to sleep soon. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here.

[bdohaney]

3 wishes:

1.) To be able to rewind to any part of my life, and that all wishes and knowledge gained would remain with me.

2.) That if I was ever in a fatal situation, my life would automatically rewind 10 minutes.

3.) A coke.

[Mr_J]

1. Never lose a bet of any type (sports, casino etc etc).

2. To always be 100% healthy no matter what. So I can eat anything I want and not have to work out, smoke all the cigars I want, not have to worry about STDs etc.

3. That genetic science makes huge progress over the next century so I can live a few centuries and still look like I'm 20.

[WackityWhiz]

[ QUOTE ]

1. Never lose a bet of any type (sports, casino etc etc).

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I considered this one... but damn, that would get old after about a month. It would definately ruin sports and p***r for me, and that would ruin a major chunk of my life

[yellowjack]

1) Become telepathic (able to read anyone's thoughts).

2) Time travel, including being able to stop and rewind time for as short or long a time as I want.

3) To be able to pick up any woman I choose, perhaps from a catologue /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[bdohaney]

Ok, let me break down why I wished for my first 2: Basically, minus the teleportation and superpowers (which I could wish for later) I get ALL of the other wishes. I would be immortal, without losing those I am close to. I could live out whatever iterations of any present I want. I could change the world, could win any betting contest I wanted to (just rewind if I lose and redo), get any woman I ever wanted (with an infinite number of tries, you are guaranteed to eventually succeed), unlimited money, ability to do things that normally would be nearly impossible, etc.

And...

Gives a loophole for unlimited wishes... Just rewind to just before you find the lamp,ring,etc...

[wonderwes]

[ QUOTE ]
1) Become telepathic (able to read anyone's thoughts).

2) Time travel, including being able to stop and rewind time for as short or long a time as I want.

3) To be able to pick up any woman I choose, perhaps from a catologue /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I will do 2 and 3 for sure. For my last wish I will say, live a full healthy life. Time travel will allow me to make money by knowing future events.

[diebitter]

1. To be able to have real hot sex with any woman or women I choose - she/they appears, we do it, she disappears - oh she appears in whatever clothes I choose, or if that's a bit much, a 'Return of the Jedi' Leia bikini

2. To be immortal with a super-buff freame, and never change, no matter what I eat or how little exercise I do

3. To be very, very, very rich

It's not asking much, really.

[HesseJam]

1. Being Happy for most of the time of the rest of my life
2. Irrelevant
3. Irrelevant

[HesseJam]

Definately NOT on my list:

1: Immortality
2: Being telepathic
3: Being able to get all the time any woman that I want

[oreogod]

[ QUOTE ]
1) DeLorean with Time Travel capabilities

[/ QUOTE ]

only if she can supply one that doesnt need 1.21 Jigo-watts of juice its Flux Capacitor.

[oreogod]

I dont think the wish thing would fly.

So
1.Supermans powers
2.Jedi powers
3.Not immortality, but slow the age process down quite a bit.

Through these, there is really no need for anything else. Because.
1. Money isnt an issue
2.Poon on demand
3.U can have a laugh [censored] w/ ppl
4.U can win any bar fight.

[ QUOTE ]
1) DeLorean with Time Travel capabilities
2) Superman Characteristics
3) A 10 inch dick

[/ QUOTE ]

1) Time Travel
2) Superman Characteristics
3) Not a ten inch dick BUT all other men in the world have a 1 inch dick.

[Taraz]

1) The ability to learn any skill or piece of information that I wanted to Matrix style. Think about it, you could be incredible at anything.

2) The end of all violent crimes in the world including war.
I can't believe nobody has said that yet.

3) Levitation Homes.

[Reef]

[ QUOTE ]
Bah, the wishes in this thread mostly suck.

1) Immortality


[/ QUOTE ]

this would probably start to suck, after say 50924 years

[Reef]

1) untraceable bank account/wallet that had unlimited money and could never be stolen

2) ..

haven't decided on 2 and 3

[diebitter]

oooh ooh ooh, here's a good one.

Sploodge that is the best thing a woman can ever taste, is extremely addictive, and tastes better the harder they suck, and is so good they have to tell their friends about it?

[touchfaith]

1) can't list
2) can't list
3) SLEEP!@@!@!

[diebitter]

ThinMan, 'peace of mind' needs to be number 1 on your list, and I'm being sincere and serious.

There must be some way to it. Maybe talking to someone? A real person, not a forum, I mean.