Hilarious 3 girl situation.......awkward

[tom441lbk]

First contribution to OOT forum

This is very sketckily adapted from an aim conversation, names have been removed for the protection of others, hope you enjoy
(background, soph in college, living off campus




4 characters
me
girl #1
girl #2
girl #3
so anyway
girl #1, have hung out with her, kinda on the verge of a relationship with her, but the past week or so she has been really busy with class/ pledge stuff so it was looking a little sketchy without really talking to her
or anything
girl #2, a friend from the dorms last year, told her about this girl, and the problems
and it kinda started to develop that she was flirting with me and stuff
kinda like that
i hung out with her, all day on tues(skipping class) both of us
girl #3
she was the girl that I hooked up with
and it happend twice :-[
she forced herself upon me the second time, to be honest
yeah
so ANYWAY
so anyway
thursday night talking to girl#1 online
and she says she’ll call me if she gets free from all of her weekend commitments
so gametime comes around(college football)
i really don't have anyone to go with
so i go with girl #2 and her roommate and another dude, from down the hall in their dorm
and i've been pondering going out with her instead
kinda
so anyway
they are going to meet some people also at the game
that were in the same dorm, or friends
whatever
so we get to game and settle down
so anyway, the people they were meeting show up, and girl #3 is hanging out with them, i'm liek AHAH@$#(*!$()$8 weird
so they sit down with us….5 minutes pass
then girl #1 calls me
a little before the start of the game
asking where i'm sitting
and then she says she'll come by later like 3-4 quarter
so she calls @ end of 3rd quarter
and comes and sits with us as well
and girl #2 knows this is girl #1
and she whisper/askes me
even though she had seen a pic of her
so anyway
girl #1 notices girl #3, they went to high school together, and semi knew each other, common friends
and so she goes and talks to her
haha
and all the time i'm sweatin' like a prostitute in church
haha




Just thought some people would get a laugh outta this(i think i got everything in)

reading that's like reading a raw hand history

[Tron]

I tried, seriously, I did, but this is the most unintelligible thing I've ever seen written in the English (?) language.

[tom441lbk]

gah, picky ass b~tches

not that hard to read

[Tron]

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gah, picky ass b~tches

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Why don't you just summarize?

[Vavavoom]

And there's me clicking it - Hoping that there is going to be and interesting "4some" story or a "menage a trois" that u managed to film....

Damn......I hate monday mornings....

[InchoateHand]

Don't be so elitist and pretentious.

[tom441lbk]

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gah, picky ass b~tches

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Why don't you just summarize?

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how so?

[tom441lbk]

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And there's me clicking it - Hoping that there is going to be and interesting "4some" story or a "menage a trois" that u managed to film....

Damn......I hate monday mornings....

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sorry no film, just pictures, sorry to dissapoint... yet again

[Tron]

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Don't be so elitist and pretentious.

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Touché.

You should have made up an interesting ending. The potential of the story was building and then hey look a butterfly.

hey bro don't sweat it, sometimes you hit a few foul balls before a home run

i recomend just letting this thread go

[Eurotrash]

what's kind of amusing is that most people usually don't hit the enter key enough. you used it here with reckless abandon



edit: also, with a story like this, OOT usually demands pictures, so you might want to come prepared next time.

[Hal 2000]

FWIW, I think you should focus on girl #2. You're obviously not interested in 3; 1 seems very self-involved. 2 skipped class to hang out with you the whole day... my good deed for today is done.

[MyTurn2Raise]

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edit: also, with a story like this, OOT usually demands pictures, so you might want to come prepared next time.

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Yes...it's clear from your post that pics exist of at least 1 girl...this is VITAL information if you want reasonable responses

[MyTurn2Raise]

pictures might even save this post

[tom441lbk]

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what's kind of amusing is that most people usually don't hit the enter key enough. you used it here with reckless abandon



edit: also, with a story like this, OOT usually demands pictures, so you might want to come prepared next time.

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did you not see where i said "adpated from an aim conversation"??? since i'm too lazy

and agree pictures would have been better /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[tom441lbk]

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FWIW, I think you should focus on girl #2. You're obviously not interested in 3; 1 seems very self-involved. 2 skipped class to hang out with you the whole day... my good deed for today is done.

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yeah, leaning this way

[Dynasty]

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pictures might even save this post

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v720/DynastyPoker/ambition.jpg

[tonypaladino]

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reading that's like reading a raw hand history

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[Vavavoom]

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pictures WILL save this post

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[savman]

this thread is worthless w/o pictures

[savman]

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And there's me clicking it - Hoping that there is going to be and interesting "4some" story or a "menage a trois" that u managed to film....

Damn......I hate monday mornings....

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sorry no film, just pictures, sorry to dissapoint... yet again

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about those pics?

[ClaytonN]

ty this dwarfs my awkward women stories, i feel better

Funny situation

[tom441lbk]

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/1332/3girlssmiling9gn.th.jpg (http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=3girlssmiling9gn.jpg)

[MyTurn2Raise]

are you in med school...those girls are old


I go with the middle

[tom441lbk]

then some of this.....

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5969/kissinggirls3vd.th.jpg (http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissinggirls3vd.jpg)

[MyTurn2Raise]

that's more like it

....


I'm thinking left one here

[tom441lbk]

really, 3rd one is pretty freaky

[Vavavoom]

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then some of this.....

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5969/kissinggirls3vd.th.jpg (http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissinggirls3vd.jpg)

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Are these the girls in question...

We (OOT) need to know who is who ?

[MyTurn2Raise]

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then some of this.....

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5969/kissinggirls3vd.th.jpg (http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissinggirls3vd.jpg)

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actually....this looks like 4some time


serious advice: there's a time and place for everything and that time and place is college. This means that you need to arrange a group drinking function and somehow pool this into at least a threesome.

[tom441lbk]

girl #1 is in the middle (blonde)
girl #2 is on right
girl #3 is on left

[MyTurn2Raise]

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really, 3rd one is pretty freaky

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If you are going for one, you've already made up your mind.

[tom441lbk]

she is psycho though, not very much fun to be around with clothes on

[Vavavoom]

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then some of this.....

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5969/kissinggirls3vd.th.jpg (http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissinggirls3vd.jpg)

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actually....this looks like 4some time


serious advice: there's a time and place for everything and that time and place is college. This means that you need to arrange a group drinking function and somehow pool this into at least a threesome.

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I couldn't have said it better....

They look like they are friends...and friends just need alcohol to do some wacky behaviour


FWIW, I can't really see the RHS's face.....but the blondy looks cute...and the LHS looks dirty (In a horny way)....

U should try to defo organise a "Little Pyjama Party"....

Good work....U have saved this story with pics....

[savman]

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then some of this.....

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5969/kissinggirls3vd.th.jpg (http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissinggirls3vd.jpg)

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actually....this looks like 4some time


serious advice: there's a time and place for everything and that time and place is college. This means that you need to arrange a group drinking function and somehow pool this into at least a threesome.

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....and take pictures

[Hal 2000]

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then some of this.....

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5969/kissinggirls3vd.th.jpg (http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissinggirls3vd.jpg)

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actually....this looks like 4some time


serious advice: there's a time and place for everything and that time and place is college. This means that you need to arrange a group drinking function and somehow pool this into at least a threesome.

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....and set up a live webcast.

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FYP

[tom441lbk]

hahah, starting price for admission?

You should hit it. You should hit it all.

[MrTrik]

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I tried, seriously, I did, but this is the most unintelligible thing I've ever seen written in the English (?) language.

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English? I think not.

[pokerdirty]

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yeah
so ANYWAY
so anyway


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this was my favorite part of the OP

[diebitter]

Can the OP please take note:

hi·lar·i·ous adj.
- Characterized by or causing great merriment.

[jakethebake]

That's half the hand!!! Where the hell are the details? Results?

[bosoxfan]

This was disappointing.

[Bradyams]

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and girl #2 knows this is girl #1
and she whisper/askes me
even though she had seen a pic of her
so anyway
girl #1 notices girl #3, they went to high school together, and semi knew each other

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then some of this.....

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5969/kissinggirls3vd.th.jpg (http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissinggirls3vd.jpg)

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If #2 has only seen pics of #1, and #1 only semi-knows #3, then how do you have a picture of all three of them acting like that?

[censored] liar.

[Vavavoom]

[ QUOTE ]
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and girl #2 knows this is girl #1
and she whisper/askes me
even though she had seen a pic of her
so anyway
girl #1 notices girl #3, they went to high school together, and semi knew each other

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then some of this.....

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5969/kissinggirls3vd.th.jpg (http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissinggirls3vd.jpg)

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If #2 has only seen pics of #1, and #1 only semi-knows #3, then how do you have a picture of all three of them acting like that?

[censored] liar.

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I had wondered how this picture occurred....

We need photos of #3 to be able to close this issue...

[Vavavoom]

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First contribution to OOT forum

This is very sketckily adapted from an aim conversation, names have been removed for the protection of others , hope you enjoy
(background, soph in college, living off campus



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Were the names removed before you decided to post pics....

Hmmmm, I'm beginning to smell a rat...

[tom441lbk]

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and girl #2 knows this is girl #1
and she whisper/askes me
even though she had seen a pic of her
so anyway
girl #1 notices girl #3, they went to high school together, and semi knew each other

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then some of this.....

http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5969/kissinggirls3vd.th.jpg (http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kissinggirls3vd.jpg)

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If #2 has only seen pics of #1, and #1 only semi-knows #3, then how do you have a picture of all three of them acting like that?

[censored] liar.

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I had wondered how this picture occurred....

We need photos of #3 to be able to close this issue...

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gotchya bitch!!

...I'm really suprised that some people actually believed it, the pictures are actually of two different groups of girls, none of which are the girls in question

[pokerdirty]

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gotchya bitch!!

...I'm really suprised that some people actually believed it, the pictures are actually of two different groups of girls, none of which are the girls in question

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WOW! You showed us! *ignore*

[Vavavoom]

Quite clearly, I'm not the bi-atch !

This whole debacle is a figment of your imagination...

[kyro]

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gotchya bitch!!

...I'm really suprised that some people actually believed it, the pictures are actually of two different groups of girls, none of which are the girls in question

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WOW! You showed us! *ignore*

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Yeah, this might be the lamest thread in the history of 2+2 and I really don't think I'm exaggerating. I have to wonder if right before posting this he got really excited at being accepted into the club with his awesome story.

*yawn*

[tom441lbk]

yeah i did actually, i'm pretty crushed now

[diebitter]

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Yeah, this might be the lamest thread in the history of 2+2 and I really don't think I'm exaggerating. I have to wonder if right before posting this he got really excited at being accepted into the club with his awesome story.

*yawn*

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Really. I thought it was educational. Before this, I thought poor spelling, stupid webwords, and awful, misplaced punctuation was the only annoying things present in forum messages (besides content). First time I've seen carriage returns being annoying.

[tom441lbk]

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gotchya bitch!!

...I'm really suprised that some people actually believed it, the pictures are actually of two different groups of girls, none of which are the girls in question

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WOW! You showed us! *ignore*

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, this might be the lamest thread in the history of 2+2 and I really don't think I'm exaggerating. I have to wonder if right before posting this he got really excited at being accepted into the club with his awesome story.

*yawn*

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so can i still be in the club?

[Vavavoom]

Sorry - If u ain't got ID u ain't coming in....

[kyro]

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gotchya bitch!!

...I'm really suprised that some people actually believed it, the pictures are actually of two different groups of girls, none of which are the girls in question

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WOW! You showed us! *ignore*

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, this might be the lamest thread in the history of 2+2 and I really don't think I'm exaggerating. I have to wonder if right before posting this he got really excited at being accepted into the club with his awesome story.

*yawn*

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so can i still be in the club?

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what club?

[rmarotti]

Akward to read, not really hilarious or any lesser variant thereof.

[DcifrThs]

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gah, picky ass b~tches

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Why don't you just summarize?

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because the summary wouldn't be interesting.

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how so?

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i.e.:

I kinda like and am considering hooking up with/dating or have hooked up with/dated 3 girls. I had nobody to go to the game with. I went with one of them. the other 2 were hanging out by the end of the game. it was awkward.

as you can see, the summary is easier to read and just as pointless as the original.

Barron

[DcifrThs]

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i recomend just letting this thread go

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[tom441lbk]

public shaming /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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[Phill S]

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I tried, seriously, I did, but this is the most unintelligible thing I've ever seen written in the English (?) language.

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Yeah seriously, half way though i thought the funny thing here is this retard went to college.

[kyro]

This is so odd. I really have this burning desire to know why you posted such an inane, unfunny story with such a dramatic title. Please tell me.

[KDawgCometh]

that's 5 minutes of my life that I'm never getting back

[masse75]

It reads like a poem, which reminds me how much I hate poetry.

[tdarko]

i can't believe this thread is real and i didn't imagine it? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Cumulonimbus]

Hah that's pretty tight. Made me laugh anyway cuz I can relate from an incident my senior summer in HS.

[Ogre]

this thread is anything but hilarious

[ddubois]

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Worst contribution to OOT forum

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FYP

[KDawgCometh]

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i can't believe this thread is real and i didn't imagine it? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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it would be much better if it was just a bad trick our mind was playing on us