Favorite expressions for those underage girls

[Alobar]

If there is grass on the field, lets play ball.

Old enough to bleed, old enough for me.

If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

If she can crawl, shes already in the right position.


Anyone have any others?

[istewart]

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If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

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wtf?

[gorie]

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If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

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wtf?

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lol

[mason55]

If there's grass on the field, play ball. If not, play in the mud.

Old enough to PEE old enough for me.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

I'll have the roast duck; with the mango salsa.

[Alobar]

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If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

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wtf?

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it doesnt work as well in print. Its one of those homonym things. Bread and Bred

[ononimo]

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Old enough to PEE old enough for me.

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yikes

[jason_t]

Old enough to be seven, old enough to be ate.

[partygirluk]

Old enough to read, old enough to bleed.

If there's grass on the wicket, lets play cricket.

[cardcounter0]

http://www.lvarea.com/data/usprison.jpg

The walls are 40 feet high, and extend 40 feet below the ground.

[mmbt0ne]

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If there's grass on the wicket, lets play cricket.

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If you're getting with a girl with a wicket, I don't care how grassy it is, that's just bad news.

[Alobar]

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http://www.lvarea.com/data/usprison.jpg

The walls are 40 feet high, and extend 40 feet below the ground.

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look at that big baseball diamond and football field. Is that one of those minimum security white collar resort prisons??

[cardcounter0]

Some one will be willing to give you an extra hard ass rape for an additional two more minutes every other Thursday on one of those "nice" fields.
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[Patrick del Poker Grande]

So... it's actually a federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison?

[siccjay]

Its the prison from the longest yard.

[cardcounter0]

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So... it's actually a federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison?

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No, it is THE federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

[istewart]

Speaking of prisons, what is the name of the prison that (I think) the Unabomber and Gotti were both in?

[dibbs]

I remember a dude who used to rock "old enough to pee, old enough for me."

Hopefully he was put away a long time ago.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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So... it's actually a federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison?

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No, it is THE federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

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You're not very good at OOT.

[jason_t]

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Speaking of prisons, what is the name of the prison that (I think) the Unabomber and Gotti were both in?

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Supermax.

[Niwa]

lol.

[cardcounter0]

I think it is called THE SUPERMAX PRISON. Modern, stainless steel, doesn't have the stench of old urine, just not the same atmosphere.

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Kaczynski, like all newcomers and prisoners deemed dangerous, was placed in solitary confinement. The cell he will live in is made of poured concrete and steel; there are no knobs or buttons on the shower or toilet that he could possibly take apart and use as a weapon.

He will be locked down 23 hours a day in a 12-by-7-foot cell designed so that inmates cannot make eye contact with other prisoners or see anything except walls and sky. Solitary confinement inmates cannot go to the library or the dining room or attend religious services.

A courtroom inside the prison ensures inmates never have to leave the grounds.



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[istewart]

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Speaking of prisons, what is the name of the prison that (I think) the Unabomber and Gotti were both in?

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Supermax.

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Thank you.

[STLantny]

Prosti-tots.

[bugstud]

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Prosti-tots.

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wow, just wow

[Reef]

old enough to cross the street, old enough to be banged

[shant]

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If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

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wtf?

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Sounds like something Mike Sexton would say.

[jason_t]

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If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

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wtf?

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I think it's supposed to be

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If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bred.

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[istewart]

"Meh."

[jason_t]

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"Meh."

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Yup.

[KDawgCometh]

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Speaking of prisons, what is the name of the prison that (I think) the Unabomber and Gotti were both in?

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Supermax.

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Thank you.

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supermax only describes what type of prison they're in. THere are only a handful of supermax prisons in the US, I know of two. One is Leavenworth and the other is TAMMS in Joliet IL, I think there are one or two more. I know that McVeigh was also at the same prison that the Unibomber is at

[InchoateHand]

You like 'em young and tender, I like 'em ten and younger.

[jason_t]

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Speaking of prisons, what is the name of the prison that (I think) the Unabomber and Gotti were both in?

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Supermax.

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Thank you.

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supermax only describes what type of prison they're in. THere are only a handful of supermax prisons in the US, I know of two. One is Leavenworth and the other is TAMMS in Joliet IL, I think there are one or two more. I know that McVeigh was also at the same prison that the Unibomber is at

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The prison called "Supermax" is in Colorado.

[Sponger15SB]

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Favorite expressions for those underage girls

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/womanshour/media/content_crying_child.jpg

[newhizzle]

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Old enough to be seven, old enough to be ate.

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nh

[Sightless]

If iT bleeds, it breeds.

[partygirluk]

Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher.

[KDawgCometh]

if she's old enough to cut her own food, she's fair game

[kerssens]

If she's under 18, its not ok to put my penis in her vagina.

[InchoateHand]

I'm sorry, despite "agreeing with you," this post is just way too ripe for abuse. Skullfuck the kiddie.

[Spota]

If shes old enough to walk....shes old enough to lay down

[kerssens]

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I'm sorry, despite "agreeing with you," this post is just way too ripe for abuse. Skullfuck the kiddie.

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I was just sharing my favorite one.

[Hal 2000]

http://www.antiwar.com/photos/perm/abuse2.jpg

[BWebb]

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

[imported_anacardo]

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Kaczynski, like all newcomers and prisoners deemed dangerous, was placed in solitary confinement. The cell he will live in is made of poured concrete and steel; there are no knobs or buttons on the shower or toilet that he could possibly take apart and use as a weapon.

He will be locked down 23 hours a day in a 12-by-7-foot cell designed so that inmates cannot make eye contact with other prisoners or see anything except walls and sky. Solitary confinement inmates cannot go to the library or the dining room or attend religious services.

A courtroom inside the prison ensures inmates never have to leave the grounds.



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This sounds like a nice, quick recipe for insanity.

Were they to throw me in federal prison, I'd just as soon be kept away from all the other inmates, but I'd go nuts inside a month without books.

[nervous]

It ain't rape if it ain't on tape.

[Al P]

15 will get you 20.

[pokerjoker]

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It ain't rape if it ain't on tape.

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I always wondered why people think poker players are skumbags.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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It ain't rape if it ain't on tape.

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I always wondered why people think poker players are skumbags.

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Because so many of them are pedophiles?

[tonypaladino]

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If shes old enough to go to the store, shes old enough to get bread.

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wtf?

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Sounds like something Mike Sexton would say.

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lol
i was just gonna ask what kind of old rube would say something like that

[Victor]

i am certainly a worse person after reading this thread.

i need a shower or something.