The Onion weighs in

[newfant]

A nice series of articles from the Onion on the rescue efforts in the aftermath of Hurrican Katrina:

http://www.theonion.com/content/index

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FEMA representatives call out to survivors, "Show us your tits for emergency rations!"

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No wonder they're getting shot at.

[FishHooks]

The Onion is the funniest thing ever created.

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FEMA representatives call out to survivors, "Show us your tits for emergency rations!"

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No wonder they're getting shot at.

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Unfortunately, there's more truth in that quote than you know.

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"I was in the abandoned Wal-Mart gathering an air mattress so I could float out the potato chips, beef jerky, and Budweiser I'd managed to find," said white survivor Lars Wrightson, who had carefully selected foodstuffs whose salt and alcohol content provide protection against contamination. "Then I look up, and I see a whole family of [African-Americans] going straight for the booze. Hell, you could see they had already looted a fortune in diapers." Radio stations still in operation are advising store owners and white people in the affected areas to locate firearms in sporting-goods stores in order to protect themselves against marauding blacks looting gun shops.


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God I told them the Politics forum was a lot more fun than OOT. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. I am becoming a newfant fan. (thanks for the link!)

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