Most +EV Nickname?

[IggyWH]

When I was at the bar last night, there were a bunch of Duquesne football players and they were yelling across the bar to their boy, who was nicknamed "horsecock".

What is the most +EV nickname to have? I can't really imagine it getting any better than having people call you horsecock.

[Freakin]

Thats just about the best kind I could imagine

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

My friends all call me +EV.

[InchoateHand]

Shitfuckerbitchwhore.

[DaveKForty7]

I knew a guy who's nickname was 'poopy fingers'. haha oh poopy

[IggyWH]

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I knew a guy who's nickname was 'poopy fingers'. haha oh poopy

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I wouldn't call that +EV. There was this annoying kid in my suite my freshman year that we nicknamed "poopfag". It wasn't us being nice to him...

"Sugar Daddy" should get you something.

"Moneyspender" would get you some tail, too.

My gf just told me that girls would hear "Horsec0ck" and think small, so "Tiny P.enis" might actually get you something.

[Ulysses]

A friend of mine in HS was nicknamed "Elephant." He always did well.

[loose passive]

In college most people called me Dick.

The best though was a few girls that would on occasion call me Dickalicious. This would turn a few heads when they would yell that out in a crowded bar.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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In college most people called me Dick.

The best though was a few girls that would on occasion call me Dickalicious. This would turn a few heads when they would yell that out in a crowded bar.

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Were the people turning their heads all well-built guys wearing tight black t-shirts?

[RunDownHouse]

T-bone?