The Dialectizer...

[Rev. Good Will]

linky (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/)

random awesome site I found, takes a webpage, or a text, and converts all the words into a dialect of your choice, for example, welcome to 2+2, redneck style! (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dialect=redneck&url=http%3A%2F%2Fforu mserver.twoplustwo.com%2Fshowthreaded.php%3FCat%3D %26Number%3D2981684%26page%3D0%26view%3Dcollapsed% 26sb%3D5%26o%3D14%26fpart%3D1)

also got jive, elmur fudd, moran, and other fun ones

[asofel]

this is pretty funny actually:

Do not post enny pitchers which kin git a varmint at wawk in trouble. Yo' may post links t'sech pitchers, but be sho'nuff yo' provide a nsfw warnin'.
3) T'other terms an' corndishuns basically apply; no slan'er fo' example.
4) Posts which is considered t'be on over th' top in th' offensiveness catego'y, whether they be due t'sexuality, trimenjusotry, etc.. will probably be deleted, cuss it all t' tarnation. These decishuns will be lef' up t'mahse'f an' as a result thar may be some inconsissency. ah will strive fo' leniency, howevah. Please make use of th' notify moderato' icon eff'n yo' come acrost a post yo' feel needs mah attenshun

evidently peachy just runs her text through this filter before posting, that's all...

[ripdog]

Just in time for the back to school crowd. Entering an assigned white paper lightens up the mood immensely.