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shant
09-08-2005, 07:07 AM
I don't want to get banned, so I'm trying to post this as delicately as possible. If this is wrong or offensive, please delete it Mat.

In a conversation, the topic of Asian women came up, and someone asked 'So, is it true that they have sideways [private parts]?' About half of the people had heard this comment before when dealing with the topic of Asian women, and the other half were confused. How many of you had heard this before?

If so, does anyone know the origin of this line, or why it's considered funny?
aK13
09-08-2005, 07:09 AM
I didn't hear about it 'till we talked about it in the channel, but I think its [censored] hilarious.
codewarrior
09-08-2005, 07:09 AM
Interestingly, the Asian vagina is, on average, tilted more toward the front of the body. I have no idea why I know this, but it's true. I'll try to find a citation.
rt1
09-08-2005, 07:09 AM
it came from slants... racial term because of their slanted eyes... then it turned from eyes to pussy...

first time i slept with an azn i got all excited for the slant, but it wasnt there. urban legand my son.
baronzeus
09-08-2005, 07:10 AM
i can confirm this rumor. it is indeed true.
oreogod
09-08-2005, 07:54 AM
I just want to say I started this whole conversation.
Al P
09-08-2005, 07:54 AM
Heard it when I was like 8.
jakethebake
09-08-2005, 08:06 AM
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Heard it when I was like 8.

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Me too. I've always thought this joke was funny and have no idea why.
MrTrik
09-08-2005, 08:08 AM
I heard it from a friend when I was in my teens. I laughed at him for actually believing it. He was the same guy who said he was having 'zipper sex' with one of the neighborhood girls our age. This, according to him is where they both unzip their jeans and have sex. This guy was a few cards short of a full deck on many things.
swede123
09-08-2005, 08:08 AM
For whatever it's worth, this myth was also perpetuated in Sweden. Actually, now that I think about it I've never seen an Asian chick's beav while in Sweden, so maybe it's true there!

Swede
canis582
09-08-2005, 08:15 AM
Perhaps it differs from region to region.
shant
09-08-2005, 02:54 PM
Wow, it's international.
jakethebake
09-08-2005, 02:56 PM
Where is AsiaK when we need answers? /images/graemlins/grin.gif
hobbsmann
09-08-2005, 03:00 PM
What if she is only half asian? Slanted 45 degrees?
09-08-2005, 03:18 PM
I think it goes back to WW2. American sailors in the Pacific propagated this urban legend.
swede123
09-08-2005, 03:27 PM
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I think it goes back to WW2. American sailors in the Pacific propagated this urban legend.

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Those filthy buggars.