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kyro

09-07-2005, 10:41 PM

Her: tell me how a few good men ends
Her: i'm really curious
Me: you want the truth?
Her: yeah
Me: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Her: what
Her: why not?

Wow.

Slow Play Ray

09-07-2005, 10:43 PM

that's f'n awesome. i busted out laughing.

TheBlueMonster

09-07-2005, 10:43 PM

Life's little beautiful moments

kerssens

09-07-2005, 10:43 PM

Did you do your best Nicholson?

jakethebake

09-07-2005, 10:44 PM

your girlfriend is a cultural retard...lol

kyro

09-07-2005, 10:44 PM

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Did you do your best Nicholson?

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This was over AIM. So...yes.

asofel

09-07-2005, 10:48 PM

Does she science rockets?

bravos1

09-07-2005, 10:52 PM

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Does she science rockets?

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SWEET.. LMAO

lucas9000

09-08-2005, 12:09 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Her: tell me how a few good men ends
Her: i'm really curious
Me: you want the truth?
Her: yeah
Me: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Her: what
Her: why not?

Wow.

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easily potd, and likely potm.

kerssens

09-08-2005, 12:11 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Her: tell me how a few good men ends
Her: i'm really curious
Me: you want the truth?
Her: yeah
Me: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Her: what
Her: why not?

Wow.

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easily potd, and likely potm.

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What I think makes it the funniest is imagining his girlfriend watching the movie. The whole time she's confused about the conversation. its keeps running through her head..."wtf was he talking about?" then the part plays and she gets it.

lucas9000

09-08-2005, 12:13 AM

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Her: tell me how a few good men ends
Her: i'm really curious
Me: you want the truth?
Her: yeah
Me: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Her: what
Her: why not?

Wow.

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easily potd, and likely potm.

[/ QUOTE ]

What I think makes it the funniest is imagining his girlfriend watching the movie. The whole time she's confused about the conversation. its keeps running through her head..."wtf was he talking about?" then the part plays and she gets it.

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for me, this is the comedy plutonium:

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Me: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

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kerssens

09-08-2005, 12:18 AM

[ QUOTE ]
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Her: tell me how a few good men ends
Her: i'm really curious
Me: you want the truth?
Her: yeah
Me: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Her: what
Her: why not?

Wow.

[/ QUOTE ]

easily potd, and likely potm.

[/ QUOTE ]

What I think makes it the funniest is imagining his girlfriend watching the movie. The whole time she's confused about the conversation. its keeps running through her head..."wtf was he talking about?" then the part plays and she gets it.

[/ QUOTE ]

for me, this is the comedy plutonium:

[ QUOTE ]
Me: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

[/ QUOTE ]

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That's what keeps running through her mind the whole time. "why can't I handle the truth?" "oooohhh! Tom Cruise can't handle the truth!!!" "My truth handling is not what was in question"

lucas9000

09-08-2005, 12:19 AM

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That's what keeps running through her mind the whole time. "why can't I handle the truth?" "oooohhh! Tom Cruise can't handle the truth!!!" "My truth handling is not what was in question"

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i literally lol'd.

yellowjack

09-08-2005, 12:24 AM

oh man this thread is good. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

IndieMatty

09-08-2005, 12:35 AM

DMBFan23

09-08-2005, 12:46 AM

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Her: i'm really curious
Me: you want the truth?
Her: yeah

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my favorite part is those three lines, when she asks, and OP says "oh [censored], this is gonna be awesome" and throws the setup line out there...then must get half mast when she takes the bait instead of saying something like "nah, just make something up"

shant

09-08-2005, 01:07 AM

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That's what keeps running through her mind the whole time. "why can't I handle the truth?" "oooohhh! Tom Cruise can't handle the truth!!!" "My truth handling is not what was in question"

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i literally lol'd.

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BottlesOf

09-08-2005, 01:24 AM

<nit> That's not how the movie really "ends" though. </nit>

KDawgCometh

09-08-2005, 01:50 AM

pryor15

09-08-2005, 01:58 AM

[ QUOTE ]
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Her: tell me how a few good men ends
Her: i'm really curious
Me: you want the truth?
Her: yeah
Me: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Her: what
Her: why not?

Wow.

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easily potd, and likely potm.

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What I think makes it the funniest is imagining his girlfriend watching the movie. The whole time she's confused about the conversation. its keeps running through her head..."wtf was he talking about?" then the part plays and she gets it.

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you're assuming she'll "get it", though. i'm not so sure.

Dr. StrangeloveX

09-08-2005, 06:38 AM

bravo

The Armchair

09-08-2005, 09:38 AM

This type of joke may very well result in a week of sexile.

And it may actually be worth it.

Bravo.

kyro

09-08-2005, 02:59 PM

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This type of joke may very well result in a week of sexile.

And it may actually be worth it.

Bravo.

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The best part is, I don't have to worry about being sexiled because

1) She's in Pennsylvania and I'm in New Hampshire. I see her once every two months or so.

2) She won't have sex until she's married, so I've been without it for a long time anyways. Totally worth it.

The worst she can do to me is ignore me when I go visit her at school in a month. I'll just hang out with my friends if she tries that. Win freakin' win.