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kerssens
09-07-2005, 09:31 PM
...second time this year. I'm still not Mormon. Maybe next time.
jakethebake
09-07-2005, 09:35 PM
ask how many wives they have.
mslif
09-07-2005, 09:38 PM
This is the correct religion
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kerssens
09-07-2005, 09:39 PM
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This is the correct religion
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I think I can still catch them.
gorie
09-07-2005, 09:51 PM
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I think I can still catch them.

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this made me laugh.
Los Feliz Slim
09-07-2005, 10:35 PM
All of them?
bravos1
09-07-2005, 10:40 PM
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All of them?

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Don't you know he has a BIG ASS porch?
TheBlueMonster
09-07-2005, 10:41 PM
I got Jews for Jesus today. What douches.
09-07-2005, 10:45 PM
Yeah btw, tell those damn Mormons to stop sending missionaries to Australia, one came to my door a few weeks ago

I swear of all the countries in the world they seem to be picking on us most
Slow Play Ray
09-07-2005, 10:45 PM
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I got Jews for Jesus today. What douches.

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Where the hell do you guys live that religious groups actually knock on your door? I wish they'd knock on my door - I'd have a friggin blast with that.
kerssens
09-07-2005, 10:46 PM
Bellevue, WA
09-07-2005, 10:46 PM
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I got Jews for Jesus today. What douches.

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Where the hell do you guys live that religious groups actually knock on your door? I wish they'd knock on my door - I'd have a friggin blast with that.

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Yeah it may seem that way, but usually your in the middle of something so your too annoyed to have fun with it
Slow Play Ray
09-07-2005, 10:48 PM
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I got Jews for Jesus today. What douches.

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Where the hell do you guys live that religious groups actually knock on your door? I wish they'd knock on my door - I'd have a friggin blast with that.

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Yeah it may seem that way, but usually your in the middle of something so your too annoyed to have fun with it

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Yeah, I thought of telemarketers after I said that. But then again, even telemarketers can be fun in small doses. I've already come up with a few fun ideas for my first religious fanatic. I can't wait, I'll make time for them.
jakethebake
09-07-2005, 10:49 PM
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I got Jews for Jesus today. What douches.

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Where the hell do you guys live that religious groups actually knock on your door? I wish they'd knock on my door - I'd have a friggin blast with that.

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Yeah it may seem that way, but usually your in the middle of something so your too annoyed to have fun with it

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Yeah, I thought of telemarketers after I said that. But then again, even telemarketers can be fun in small doses. I've already come up with a few fun ideas for my first religious fanatic. I can't wait, I'll make time for them.

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are u moving to bellvue?
Slow Play Ray
09-07-2005, 10:50 PM
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are u moving to bellvue?

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no, but i figure i'm bound to get one eventually.

p.s. what the hell is your avatar?
Patrick del Poker Grande
09-07-2005, 10:53 PM
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I wish they'd knock on my door - I'd have a friggin blast with that.

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I'm sure it could be easily arranged.
jakethebake
09-07-2005, 10:53 PM
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p.s. what the hell is your avatar?

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whatever u want it to be. what does it look like?
bravos1
09-07-2005, 10:54 PM
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whatever u want it to be. what does it look like?

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Like you sat on the copier..
Slow Play Ray
09-07-2005, 10:54 PM
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whatever u want it to be. what does it look like?

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you sound like a hooker.
jakethebake
09-07-2005, 10:55 PM
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whatever u want it to be. what does it look like?

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you sound like a hooker.

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$400 around the world, baby. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
09-07-2005, 10:55 PM
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whatever u want it to be. what does it look like?

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you sound like a hooker.

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this made me laugh. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
TheBlueMonster
09-07-2005, 10:56 PM
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I got Jews for Jesus today. What douches.

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Where the hell do you guys live that religious groups actually knock on your door? I wish they'd knock on my door - I'd have a friggin blast with that.

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Good ol`Baltimore MD. Apparently the J for J have starting a huge campaign in this area. They're still douches though.
Slow Play Ray
09-07-2005, 10:56 PM
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whatever u want it to be. what does it look like?

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anyway, it reminds me of one of those "is it 2 vases or 2 faces looking at each other?" pictures.
TheBlueMonster
09-07-2005, 10:57 PM
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I got Jews for Jesus today. What douches.

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Where the hell do you guys live that religious groups actually knock on your door? I wish they'd knock on my door - I'd have a friggin blast with that.

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Yeah it may seem that way, but usually your in the middle of something so your too annoyed to have fun with it

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yea, I was playing in a MTT. I wih I hadn't been... /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
TheBlueMonster
09-07-2005, 10:57 PM
Jews for Jesus? I belong to Muslims for Buddha.
2+2 wannabe
09-07-2005, 10:58 PM
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whatever u want it to be. what does it look like?

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anyway, it reminds me of one of those "is it 2 vases or 2 faces looking at each other?" pictures.

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it looks like one of those foogle pictures or whatever they're called
Rev. Good Will
09-07-2005, 11:20 PM
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whatever u want it to be. what does it look like?

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anyway, it reminds me of one of those "is it 2 vases or 2 faces looking at each other?" pictures.

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it's something that people like to photocopy(not paper)
DasLeben
09-07-2005, 11:25 PM
I'd open the door drunk and buck naked. That'll really offend their sensibilities. Say something like "ya like what ya see?" to the female missionary. Then comment about the breeze.
Slow Play Ray
09-07-2005, 11:27 PM
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whatever u want it to be. what does it look like?

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anyway, it reminds me of one of those "is it 2 vases or 2 faces looking at each other?" pictures.

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it's something that people like to photocopy(not paper)

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got it. yet even knowing that, i still think it looks like 2 faces looking at one another.
CrazyEyez
09-07-2005, 11:38 PM
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whatever u want it to be. what does it look like?

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anyway, it reminds me of one of those "is it 2 vases or 2 faces looking at each other?" pictures.

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it's something that people like to photocopy(not paper)

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got it. yet even knowing that, i still think it looks like 2 faces looking at one another.

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I think it looks like a tornado.
M2d
09-08-2005, 12:49 AM
next time, have someone sneak around the house and slash their bike tires.

then again, that would leave them stuck at your front door. never mind.