post a cool rap lyric....

[TheBlueMonster]

to say outloud.
Example:
Return of the Jedi, from Rio Degenero
Worn da red eye, yet I, still feel the need to be fly
(Jay Z "cashmere thoughts")

[Shajen]

two trailer trash girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

[xadrez]

Mad Ho's...
Ask Beavis I get nuthin' But head

[SL__72]

Seen casino. I'm the hip-hop version of nicky tarentino.

[Voltron87]

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[LetYouDown]

I ain't a killa but don't push me.
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next ta gettin' [censored].

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
Mad Ho's...
Ask Beavis I get nuthin' But head

[/ QUOTE ]

nice! that's big l right? here's another great big l line (of many):

this ain't cali, this is harlem, we do walk-bys (might not be the EXACT wording)

[FrankStallone]

you guys are pretty hardore over in this 2+2 **** yeah yeah yeah make em say uhhhhh na na na na,,,, make it bounce yeahhhhhh niggga what I'm not the run of the mil cause for the mil I don't run. freedman cannot be stopped

[unlucky513]

killin ya'll niggas on that lyrical [censored], mayonnaise colored benz i push miracle whips

[Deftoner]

kayne's a bitch.

[theghost]

"I'm sorta psycho like a retard on a motorcycle"

[xadrez]

Big L had the best one-liners in rap...

"Im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet"

[HtotheNootch]

Cause I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
If you [censored] wit' me I put a foot in yo' ass

[IndieMatty]

Two tabs of mescaline fuxs up my adrenaline.

[TheMainEvent]

[ QUOTE ]
Seen casino. I'm the hip-hop version of nicky tarentino.

[/ QUOTE ]

Is that supposed to be Nicky Santoro? Did you mess it up or did the artist?

[unlucky513]

you remind me of cocaine and doo doo stains

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
you remind me of cocaine and doo doo stains

[/ QUOTE ]

[SL__72]

Him. Although after looking it up, its "watch casino"

[xadrez]

I put gum in my ass cause I like to pop sh*t

[lucas9000]

So for you lame cats tryin to put your hit out
try rockin back and forth --
it might be easier to get your sh*t out!

[lucas9000]

i go back to the future like jiggawatts
come back to present time, they say this nigga rocks

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
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[/ QUOTE ]

hit mike jones up on the low cuz mike jones about to blow

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
Two tabs of mescaline fuxs up my adrenaline.

[/ QUOTE ]

BOOM! i do ya, just to let you know gravediggaz coming through ya

[shakingspear]

So if I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck.
Cause Ice Cube is crazy as [censored].

[IndieMatty]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Two tabs of mescaline fuxs up my adrenaline.

[/ QUOTE ]

BOOM! i do ya, just to let you know gravediggaz coming through ya

[/ QUOTE ]

Dead stinkin' rotten, your braincells forgotten
The past, you had your bomma ass pickin' cotton

[ihardlyknowher]

"we take no sh*t, like - um - stopped up commodes"

"i'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails"

... or anything else by Outkast.

[lucas9000]

I freak flows then peep mamasitos
Got more peoples than Belke got back on Mepos

[glen]

People say 'new jack', what jack?
You wanna get slapped, jack
Or get flipped like a flapjack?
I been rockin rhymes and i been rockin mics
Ever since you was on bmx bikes
You was busy braggin bout the mags on your honey
I was in flatbush tryin to get money

[Shajen]

Poppa been smooth since days of Underroos
Never lose, never choose to, bruise crews who
do something to us, talk go through us
Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us

[lucas9000]

this is longer than the others quoted, but well worth it:

This year Halloween fell on a weekend
Me and Geto Boys are trick-or-treatin
Robbin little kids for bags
Till an old man got behind our ass
So we speeded up the pace
Took a look back, and he was right before our face
He'd be in for a squabble no doubt
So I swung and hit the nigga in his mouth
He was goin down, we figured
But this was no ordinary nigga
He stood about six or seven feet
Now, that's the nigga I'd be seein in my sleep
So we triple-teamed on him
Droppin them motherfuckin B's on him
The more I swung the more blood flew
Then he disappeared and my boys disappeared, too
Then I felt just like a fiend
It wasn't even close to Halloween
It was dark as [censored] on the streets
My hands were all bloody, from punchin on the concrete
God damn, homie
My mind is playin tricks on me

[TomHimself]

Kanyeez you got me, Freeway and Foxy
YG', Teairra Mari, Petey watch me
Bleek could be one hit away his whole career
As long as I'm alive, he's a millionaire
And even if I die, he's in my will somewhere
So he can just kick back and chill somewhere, oh yeah
He don't even have to write rhymes
The Dynasty like my money last three lifetimes



anythng jay-z or nas is usally good. eminem some good stuff from his older albums.

[lucas9000]

another one of my favorites:

I'm the fire bearer
Holder of the sun
The Earth and the universe combined as one
An everlasting energy taking all forms
Blue skies on sunny days, terrible storms
The one who tears down what you adorn
And curses the material things that you mourn
But look up in the sky 'cause I am the dawn
And the light that empowers your flesh as it yawns
Strong, undeniably so
Lif better known as a society foe
The deity glow reach into my center
I bet you feel pleasure and pain as you enter
The tormenter, pleaser, embracer, squeezer
As your skeleton crush
Your physical turns into gelatin plus
Due to over-stimuli
You liquify
I send you back to the earth soil to quench the turmoil
When the ground splits
To swallow corporations and cops
And give birth to rocks
So we can have solid ground on which to walk
Stand strong and talk
And write down theories in chalk on the sidewalk

[SL__72]

"disgusting flow like third world country tap water"

"don't be sensitive and angry at the [censored] that i wrote
cuz if you can taking a [censored] dick you can take a joke"

My name is Prahlad but I go by Mahatma, man I'm so good at poker I'm gonna bust ya. I may not have the nuts but I'z gotz da gutz, so have a seat, wash your feet, give me something good to eat, and if your lucky I'll play like a fish and then you can afford to buy nice dish-es for your wife, I'm talkin fine china. I'm not from China but I know John Juanda, what the h*ll does that have to do with JJ, I dont know, but here I go, row row row, gently down the stream, I scream, I gleam, I hang with my boy Jimmy MotherF*ckin Beam!

[kerssens]

last week [censored] around and got a triple-double

[Shajen]

I didn't even have to use my A-K
today it was a good day.

[kerssens]

[ QUOTE ]
I didn't even have to use my A-K
today it was a good day.

[/ QUOTE ]

its always pissed me off when he said the lakers beat the supersonics....bastard

[ihardlyknowher]

"Gettin' funky on the mic like an ole batch of collard greens."

[TomHimself]

Cop me And 1s hon lime and red
You got pets me too mines are dead
Doggy on fire minks gators that's necessary
Accessories my closet's pet cemetery
I get approached by animal activists
I live in a zoo I run scandals with savages
All my n*ggaz get together to gather loot
Bodyguard for what dog I'd rather shoot
I go to war old timbs batted boots
Hand grenade goggles and a parachute
Ya'll don't even know the name of my fleet
It was +Touch Me, Tease Me+ when +Case+ was the [censored]
You don't know bout the cases I get
Court case, briefcase, suitcase, cases of Cris

[M2d]

When I date back I recall a man off the family tree
My right hand poppa doc I see
Took me from a boy to a man so I always had a father
When my biological didn’t bother

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
When I date back I recall a man off the family tree
My right hand poppa doc I see
Took me from a boy to a man so I always had a father
When my biological didn’t bother

[/ QUOTE ]

good taste. that whole song is quotable. definitely one of my all-time favorites.

[applejuicekid]

"Hip hop is like Egypt, produced from it's greatest to sadness
The industry's enemy, truth that's invading our palace
They steal our culture, desipate our sculptures and claim
The best rappers the complexion of the Roman leader known as Ceaser
I don't believe 'em"
-Cormega

And another Big L line...

"Every minute, my style switches up, they said a real man won't hit a girl well I ain't real cause I beat bitches up"

[trotski]

Got b*tches on my jock out in east detroit, cause they think that i'm a motherf*ckin beastie boy...

[2planka]

How is it that Paul Revere is yet to be metioned?

Now here's a little story - I've got to tell
About three bad brothers - you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me - Mike D.
Had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land - kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself - without nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot - the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl - I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy" - he said, "Hi"


He told a little story - that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand - and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry - he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
He pulled out his shotgun
He was quick on the draw - I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,


"Now my name is M.C.A. - I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is - it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here - an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand - I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind - he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin


"Now I got the gun - you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said, I'll ride with you if you
can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this - I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run - the cop's got my gun
And right about now - it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock - that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." - but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy - aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" - and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out - the music stopped
His boy had beef - and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money - M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.

[irishpint]

im not a playa i throw up a lot

[mslif]

I exit out of my sarcophagus
Fourth Horseman of the apocaplyse
For my esophagus breathes evil that just demolishes
Abolishes, to the darkness of Mephastophales
Mental a temple that went through an ancient acropolis
Conquered this, from a fetus to genius
Took DNA from the Shroud of Turin and cloned Jesus
Merciless leaders, the 19th galaxy
Born to a storm on the seas of Gallilee
Battle me and suffer with blasts from my apostles
Leave you in shackles in the castle of Nosferatu
Ikon is hostile immortals cause contusions
Hologram is known for placing poison in Christians communion
Slash, with the axes of ultra-violence
Crucifixions, in diction by Pontius Pilate
I walk naked in the house of David with pride
Force you to bleed just to make sure that you're still alive
Crystallize, we keep it live, y'all can't see me
Banish satanic verses like Ayatollah Komeini
I break in half, satans staff with ancient math
I wait and laugh, create a *f**king* blood bath.

[M2d]

Now the freaks are gettin hungry and Mix A Lot's treatin'
We stopped at Taco Bell for some Mexican eatin'

[Jules22]

this is a new guy outta nyc called grafh

im from the hood, you know you dont go there
you won't go, you only go when the po-po's near
when i throw you in a chokehold yeah, you [censored] queer
you aint a thug, you a teddy bear (SOFT!)

[Tom1975]

Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

[thatpfunk]

I got seven Mack 11's, about eight 38's
Nine 9's, ten mack tens, the shits never ends
You can't touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches
Biggie Smalls; the millionare, the mansion, the yacht
The two weed spots, the two hot glocks
That's how I got the weed spot
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the lamb spread
Little Gotti got the shotty to your body
So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas
I tote guns, I make number runs
I give mc's the runs drippin
when I throw my clip in the AK, I slay from far away
Everybody hit the D-E-C-K
My slow flow's remarkable, peace to Matteo
Now we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniffed the llello
That's crazy blunts, mad L's
My voice excels from the avenue to jail cells
Oh my God, I'm droppin [censored] like a pigeon
I hope you're listenin, smackin babies at they christening

[Tom1975]

My style is kinda fat reminescent of a whale

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

[/ QUOTE ]

ya mama's got an afro with a chin-strap!

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
How is it that Paul Revere is yet to be metioned?

[/ QUOTE ]

congratulations, you just posted the first stinker in an otherwise good thread.

[FrankStallone]

"deepest-bluest my head is like a shark fin"

[xadrez]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)
Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
with twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs

[/ QUOTE ]

ya mama's got an afro with a chin-strap!

[/ QUOTE ]

Ya mama's got snakeskin teeth...

[ScottyP431]

cause if you go platinum / it’s got nothing to do with luck / it just means that a million people are stupid as [censored]

I'm the verbal-spit Smith Wesson
I unload with sick spit the quick wick could split a split-second
Bomb with a lit wick expression
You here a tick tick then you testin..
My saliva and spit can split thread into fiber and bits
So trust me, I'm as live as it gets
Everybody claimin they the best and head the throne
Since B.I.G is gone, if you ask me, they +Dead Wrong+


Speaking of dead wrong (http://www.lyricsfreak.com/n/notorious-b.i.g./101836.html)


I remain fatter than gluttony
Tapin bombs to the back of record companies
Blow em up if they ain't want me

Battle lines?
I grab the microphone and let you know im mad tight/ Let you know i coulda been your dad right/ matta fact i was with your mom last night/ matta fact im the reason your little sisters half white

Coats new, pants new too, dont hate on chinese kid dressed better than you

I slice and dice you like a ginsu/ anything you say can and will be used against you

im movin in for the kill i got the trap set, i know u wack as fuk and i havent even heard you rap yet

Jedi Mind Tricks "Kublai Khan"

God hates me, never keep my banger on safety
My mother raised me alone, you can't break me
My hearts pumpin the blood of Royce Gracie
My thoughts dumpin the slug and point straightly
You rhyme fakely, you still scarred
I'm studing deep thoughts like Bill Maher
I'm real raw, we just dumbin it out
And y'all ain't sayin nothin with a gun in yo mouth

Jedi Mind Tricks is probably one of the top rap groups in my book.

[BWebb]

"Your face, my feet
they meet,
We stompin',
I'm rippin' MC's from Talahassee to Compton..."

and my favorite em lyric (a little long)

"I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the [censored] needed to be
the most meanest MC on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre [censored] that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension dispensin these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or feedin my daughter
to not come and speak to me (speak to me)..
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feet (liftin you 10 feet).. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me destroy you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)..
I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me"

[bmxreed36]

First of all, who can forget this one?

Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily


And a few more for ya:

I rip it hardcore, like porno-flick bitches
I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits
Check it, my method on the microphone's bangin
Wu-Tang slang'll leave your headpiece hangin



Goddamn I'm hungry, and it's time to eat
I'm the worst thing since crack to hit the street
The man that could murder me, I'm dyin to meet
Rapper [censored] your own seed and shoot a 5 wit me
I ain't take [censored] from no man, I set up my own fam
I never was a kid came out the pussy a grown man
I slept in a slum, I'm second to none
I give you ten seconds to run, 9, 7, 3, 2, BLAU!



It's too much weight to be juggling
who do you picture when you think about struggling
Kids in the bed, no food stomach bubbilin
Niggas in the E-class heavy drug smugglin



Visualizin the realism of life and actuality
[censored] who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary
And my mentality is, money orientated
I'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it
cause yeah, we were beginners in the hood as five percenters
But somethin must of got in us cause all of us turned to sinners
Now some, restin in peace and some are sittin in San Quentin
Others such as myself are tryin to carry on tradition
Keepin the schwepervesence street ghetto essence inside us
Cause it provides us with the proper insight to guide us
Even though, we know somehow we all gotta go
but as long as we leavin thievin we'll be leavin with some kind of dough
so, and to that day we expire and turn to vapors
me and my capers-ll be somewhere stackin plenty papers
Keepin it real, packin steel, gettin high
Cause life's a bitch and then you die

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
First of all, who can forget this one?

Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily

[/ QUOTE ]

wow i was going to post that, but i thought people who haven't heard it in context might not appreciate it. i still think that what makes it so great is the context, and how he does it (all in one breath, really fast)...but hey, still an awesome line and i award you maximum points.

[TheBlueMonster]

[ QUOTE ]
"Your face, my feet
they meet,
We stompin',
I'm rippin' MC's from Talahassee to Compton..."

[/ QUOTE ]
No No Notorious....

[TheBlueMonster]

[ QUOTE ]
I got seven Mack 11's, about eight 38's
Nine 9's, ten mack tens, the shits never ends
You can't touch my riches
Even if you had MC Hammer and them 357 bitches
Biggie Smalls; the millionare, the mansion, the yacht
The two weed spots, the two hot glocks
That's how I got the weed spot
I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the lamb spread
Little Gotti got the shotty to your body
So don't resist, or you might miss Christmas
I tote guns, I make number runs
I give mc's the runs drippin
when I throw my clip in the AK, I slay from far away
Everybody hit the D-E-C-K
My slow flow's remarkable, peace to Matteo
Now we smoke weed like Tony Montana sniffed the llello
That's crazy blunts, mad L's
My voice excels from the avenue to jail cells
Oh my God, I'm droppin [censored] like a pigeon
I hope you're listenin, smackin babies at they christening

[/ QUOTE ]
Niggas wanna stick me like flypaper neighbor/slow down love please chill drop the caper

[BottlesOf]

Used to be the Don Juan, now your name is just...Twan

[TheBlueMonster]

Patty cake patty cake hey the method man
Don't eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan
Peanut butter, cuz I'm not butter
In fact I snap back like a rubber
band, I be Sam Sam I am
And I dont eat green eggs and ham
Style will hit ya, wham!, then goddamn
You be like oh [censored] that's the jam

[lucas9000]

<the sound odb makes right before the first verse of "baby c'mon">

[TripleH68]

I'm expressin with my full capability.
Now I live in a correctional facility.

[lucas9000]

i got a letter from the government the other day
i opened and read it, it said they were suckers

[shant]

Nobody here likes Skillz (Mad Skillz)? I was surprised none of his stuff was posted:

"So while your thumbs get sore from playing too hard dummy,
My thumbs get sore from counting y'all money."

"I still calm..Im still tendin to the song
I be blowin up spots like I was sendin out mailbombs
stay calm and be noddin see
Im like a black president(why)
cuz niggas aint seein me"

"Is you retarded? Maybe I should say it slow
I... DONT... LIKE YOU HO
Imma tell you once more and I aint tryin to shout
Hell no I aint tryin to go to the Waffle House"

"I give you the shivers,
It's nasty nigga you rather see a baby being delivered"

"Do the math, add it up, who's hot?
Catch me in the MCI center selling Jordans that Mike ain't got."

[-Skeme-]

What kind of backwards life is this?
My attempts to go straight, end with forks in the road
On my path to righteousness
Pawned heirlooms from the jewlery box cover funeral costs
The irony, nobody's ever home when opportunity knocks

[cwsiggy]

Part of Public Enemy's Burn, Hollywood, Burn

As I walk the streets of Hollywood Boulevard
Thinin' how hard it was to those that starred
In the movies portrayin' the roles
Of butlers and maids slaves and hoes
Many intelligent Black men seemed to look uncivilized
When on the screen
Like a guess I figure you to play some jigaboo
On the plantation, what else can a nigger do
And Black women in this profession
As for playin' a lawyer, out of the question
For what they play Aunt Jemima is the perfect term
Even if now she got a perm
So let's make our own movies like Spike Lee
Cause the roles being offered don't strike me
There's nothing that the Black man could use to earn
Burn Hollywood burn

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
Part of Public Enemy's Burn, Hollywood, Burn

As I walk the streets of Hollywood Boulevard
Thinin' how hard it was to those that starred
In the movies portrayin' the roles
Of butlers and maids slaves and hoes
Many intelligent Black men seemed to look uncivilized
When on the screen
Like a guess I figure you to play some jigaboo
On the plantation, what else can a nigger do
And Black women in this profession
As for playin' a lawyer, out of the question
For what they play Aunt Jemima is the perfect term
Even if now she got a perm
So let's make our own movies like Spike Lee
Cause the roles being offered don't strike me
There's nothing that the Black man could use to earn
Burn Hollywood burn

[/ QUOTE ]

better verse from that song:

Ice Cube is down with the PE
Now every single bitch wanna see me
Big Daddy is smooth word to muther
Let's check out a flick that exploits the color
Roamin' thru Hollywood late at night
Red and blue lights what a common sight
Pulled to the curb gettin' played like a sucker
Don't fight the power (shoot) the mother fucker

[fnord_too]

Hits the local bodega and wolfs down the hero
Sunny's on a midnight run like DeNiro

[kerssens]

Section Two, part of Iraq I grew up at
Had to learn how to slapbox, instead of a gat
I never knew rap, all I knew was crack
Yo there's rules to this game, and people to blame
When you see another little brother doing the same
As you used to
Growing up like you
Palyin skully, with his heat out, cellular phone
Getting little drug money, but got the world sewn
I recall, cause he gonna die
Yo, I cry
It's hard to, get tarred up with God jewel, part two
Smily got shot up to (Rest in peace)
Aiyyo, you realize that you miss a nigga (miss him)
When you realize (realize) that you never gonna see him again

[kerssens]

You and I, me and you
situation gettin sticky
your mouth is sayin no
but your body's sayin stick me
lick me
don't be afraid of what your friends say
rappers get dat ass
then be outta here like yesterday
but not tonight
you look so tight
it feels so right
this indo got me pervin
let's go hop in my Suburban
and ride til we get to where you want to be
no matter how far
just call me 8ball baby
to me your the superstar
ask me time and time again why did I choose you
Do I wanna be your man or just misuse you
I hear your partners dissin'
when they think I ain't listenin'
them hoes just be wishin
they could be in yo position
wit me in luxury
I got to be everyday
chief in hey would somethin stout wearin lingerie
Let's hit the hotel
get a suite
an order somethin to eat
tell me things about you
I'll tell you things about me
then out the blue I'll be carressin you
undressin you
You start doin all [censored] you said you'd never do
lustin bustin all out of my boxer drawers
fingers dripping slippin in an out in an out
constantly tellin me the things you don't do
Yet you do it like a pro and think I don't know
but I do that's why I'm here wit you and you know this
slip on the latex
and dive in
SWISH!

[lucas9000]

on the mic i've got more presence than attendence in a class of skitzophrenics, here here.

[TheBlueMonster]

I was a fiend/before I became a teen/ I melted microphones instead of cones of ice cream

[Victor]

i know a bitch wholl suck my dick till i nut
spit it on my gut and slurp that [censored] back up

what a slut
hell yea
she even take it in the butt

[TheBlueMonster]

[ QUOTE ]
i know a bitch wholl suck my dick till i nut
spit it on my gut and slurp that [censored] back up

what a slut
hell yea
she even take it in the butt

[/ QUOTE ]
...we f--- for bout an hour then I go to take a shower.... /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[KyleC]

Yo you straight bring the worst game
You couldn't be the one if KRS was your first name
I grab the microphone and let you know im mad tight
I'll let you know I could be your dad right
Matter o' fact i was with your mom last night
Matter o' fact im the reason your little sister is half white
I've won more battles then your bitch ass has lost and thats alot

blaze battle between eyedea and shells after 5 years i still laugh at how bad he beats shells

[siccjay]

Man I'ma time traveler, I might be in the past lookin/
We got new technology, I'll email you an asswhoopin

A rapper thought he had me killed/
I came out of the casket blastin cause I left him 20 shots in my will.

Your ass couldn't buss a rhyme if you put one on the metro.

Knocked up your girl an left her perm bent/
the baby came out of her head so that tells you where the sperm went.

When I blend my style sent a shockwave to your dome center/
treat your girl just like a bank and deposit my bone in her.

Uncoverin open gashes in cerebellems I'm lovin/
You got as much chance against me as a popsicle in an oven.

All by K-Rino from the song "Ya'll Can't"

[siccjay]

[ QUOTE ]
Nobody here likes Skillz (Mad Skillz)? I was surprised none of his stuff was posted:


[/ QUOTE ]


He's real tight, but I'm kinda disappointed in his new [censored] after one listen.

[siccjay]

Bonus track from Immortal Technique's Dance with the Devil.

Diabolic absolutely destroys it.

[Intro]
Oh, you mother fuckers thought it was over, huh
Well its not, you didn't count on a fallen angel
getting back into the grace of God and coming after you
Ya'll niggaz ain't [censored]
Your producers ain't [censored]
Your [censored] A & R ain't [censored]
I'll [censored] wipe my ass with your demo deal
Yo Diabolic, take this mother fucker's head off

[Diabolic]
Go ahead and grip glocks
I'll snap your trigger finger in six spots
You'll have to lip lock with hypodermic needles to lick shots
I'll watch you topple flat
Put away your rings and holla back
Can't freestyle, you're screwed off the top like bottle caps
Beneath the surface, I'm over heating your receiving circuits
By unleashing deeper verses than priests speak in churches
What you preach is worthless
Your worship defeat the purpose
Like President Bush taking bullets for the Secret Service
Beyond what ya'll fathom
I [censored] on cats and jaw tap ‘em
Show no compassion like having a straight faced orgasm
Tour jack ‘em, have his half a ten bitch suck my friend's dick
In the mean time, you can French kiss this clenched fist
Diabolic, a one man brigade spreading cancer plague
This [censored] a pussy's face, holding a hand grenade
So if I catch you bluffin'
Faggot, you're less than nothing
I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction

[Technique]
You mother fuckers are nothing
You cannot harm me
I'll resurrect every aborted baby and start an army
Storm the planet hunting you down cuz I'm on a mission
To split your body into a billion one-celled organisms
Immortal Technique will destroy your religion you stupid bitch
You're faker than blue-eyed crackers nailed to a crucifix
I'm bout to blow up like Nasa Challenger computer chips
Arsenic language transmitted revolutionarily
I'm like time itself, I'm gunna kill you inevitably
Chemically bomb you, [censored] using a chrome piece
I'm Illmatic, you won't make it home like Jerome's niece
I'll sever your head diagonally for thinking of dissin' me
And then ill use your dead body to write my name in calligraphy
This public democracy, brain washed your psychology
So you're nothing like diversity without equality
And your crew is full of more faggots than Greek mythology
Using numerology, to count the people I sent to Heaven
Produces more digits than 22 divided by 7
You're like Kevin Spacey, your style is usually suspect
You never killed a cop, you not a mother [censored] thug yet
Your mind is empty and spacious
Like the part of the brain the appreciated culture in a racist
Face it, you too basic, you're never gunna make it
Like children walking through Antarctica, butt naked

[Victor]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i know a bitch wholl suck my dick till i nut
spit it on my gut and slurp that [censored] back up

what a slut
hell yea
she even take it in the butt

[/ QUOTE ]
...we f--- for bout an hour then I go to take a shower.... /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

i think it goes:

[censored] em by the hour now she wants a goldent shower
what, you didnt know that we be pissin on hoes
luke and biggie straignt shittin on hoes

[mslif]

That song makes me cry everytime

[TheBlueMonster]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i know a bitch wholl suck my dick till i nut
spit it on my gut and slurp that [censored] back up

what a slut
hell yea
she even take it in the butt

[/ QUOTE ]
...we f--- for bout an hour then I go to take a shower.... /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

i think it goes:

[censored] em by the hour now she wants a goldent shower
what, you didnt know that we be pissin on hoes
luke and biggie straignt shittin on hoes

[/ QUOTE ]
I have no doubt that's the real lyrics. I was just going from memory.

[siccjay]

[ QUOTE ]
That song makes me cry everytime

[/ QUOTE ]

It definitely makes you feel like you were there. It's an amazing song.

[cdxx]

coz the boys in the hood are always hard
you come talkin that trash, we'll pull ya card
knowin' nutin in life but to be legit'
dont quote me boy coz i aint said [censored]

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

life's a bitch she ain't [censored] for free

[nothumb]

The better line from that song is,

"Open the gates of Midian, fangs like the flesh
Three cyborgs who Bang like Ladesh"

Hehehe.

NT

[smokingrobot]

thats still an amazing line.

probably the best he'll ever write.

[shant]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Nobody here likes Skillz (Mad Skillz)? I was surprised none of his stuff was posted:


[/ QUOTE ]


He's real tight, but I'm kinda disappointed in his new [censored] after one listen.

[/ QUOTE ]
I haven't checked out any of his new stuff, but the Got Skillz? cd is great. I'll give the new [censored] a listen.

[prana]

[ QUOTE ]
So for you lame cats tryin to put your hit out
try rockin back and forth --
it might be easier to get your sh*t out!

[/ QUOTE ]


Ah ladies and gentlemen, you're smut peddlers again
We're going back to our roots
We are porn again..


I surf out spots and I bail after they knock
Socially disorder like, whites blacks and Puerto Rocks
In your lab with toast and oven mittens
Keep my feet in anus MC's so much they stop shittin
The Sugar Box, called crotch, for Cage prints
Leave pussy glowin orange in a spin like dioxins
My man's truck crashed, the radiation plant burned
Spit ran out, lit up like Green Lantern
Bentley on the wrist, while I'm drinkin Sunkist
? ? ? I spit electric piss
From big city to outback, somebody's gettin cornered
And my steez got my old seeds suicidal abortin [censored]
Even cheerleader from a player present
Stuck this hooker with broken glass
until her belly looked pregant
Pissed in her mouth and lit her stomach for a while
Kicked her in the ass while she gave birth to a crystal

Chorus

I peddle smut like paper routes with no droughts
We givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
I spray fluid by the ounce, your pouch gets pounced
Givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
I peddle smut like paper routes, your mom's house
catches IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
I spray fluid by the ounce, your pouch gets pounced
Givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS


We get our lye on, while my [censored] spray like Krylon's
My wide-eyed state red just like a cylon
From the drug that I be high on, you know my motto
I'm tellin you girl, I got a tough pill to swallow
Like Killamanjaro, been in there
ever since Rory Sparrell, shot straight like an arrow
I hope to grab up pirates just like a pharoah
and I wobble too much, for the straight and narrow
But on this mic, I be a pleasant surprise
Like seein shaved pussy right in front of your eyes
Intriguing, your empty words have no meaning
You need Vivarin if you gonna keep sleeping
I be quenching thirsts, you're just quarter water
Never heard about, just like Seargeant Slaughter
O-I-N-T, cobra clutch your domepiece
I try to stay slim, but my [censored] be obese

Chorus:
I peddle smut like paper routes with no droughts
We givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
Spray fluid by the ounce, your pouch gets pounced
Givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
I peddle smut like paper routes, your mom's house
catches IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
Spray fluid by the ounce, your pouch gets pounced
Givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS


I scribble declarations cause mental patients need it
Turn a dominatrix to a submissive cheerleader
Bite it beat it eat it hit it quit it
Then I stick my fingers in the [censored] mouth of critics
Ahhh, day in the life of Agent Orange mad E.T.
Paraphanelia, try all local twats in the area
Stormin grounds with four-pounds, I exist through the rounds
Take it out on my mom's dome with legs and arms bound


We spit phlegm that's outrageous, like sneaker prices
Mics get wet like dildo devices
Bleed from sores that's puss ridden, plus hidden
in a Crackerjack surprise, your demise
The skull fracture, I attacked ya
Mr. E in 3-D, you're just a beat jacker
Exhalin flatulence, past tense
Have quadripalegics, doin back bends

Chorus:

I peddle smut like paper routes with no droughts
Givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
Spray fluid by the ounce, your pouch gets pounced
Givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
I peddle smut like paper routes, your mom's house
catches IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS
Spray fluid by the ounce, your pouch gets pounced
Givin IN-OUTS, and IN-OUTS, and more IN-OUTS

Agent Orange, smut peddler for life
Dick Starbuck, smut peddler for life
DJ Mighty Mi, smut peddler for life
J the Sultan, smut peddler for life
Al Goldstein, smut peddler for life
Bill Clinton, smut peddler for life
Hide your women

[TripleH68]

competition is none
i remain at the top like the sun
and i burn whoever come
in the chambers of torture
i caught ya
you should'a brought ya
neighborhood to support ya
noone in my path can withstand
under pressure the wrath of a swift man
you name the date
the grounds can be neutral
speak your peace
the feeling's mutual
we can go topic from topic
whenever i drop it
try to stop it
in other words
what the brother heard
he tried to catch it
but what occurred
was too much weight for one brain to take
try to concentrate, maintain then elevate
from gram to ounce to pound to pound
the matter of weight can't hold my mind down
permanent damage
i do away with
no time for fun cuz i don't play with
competitors
it's only one when i'm done
competition is none.

[prana]

It hurts alot when I blurt the plot, I don't work to rock
man I burn the crops, its automatic, this addict stay addict
smoke [censored] the same color as a philly fanatic
behind wheels get dizzy or something
man I can't drive for goodness ain't my cousin Lizzy Grouplyn (?)
my verse full throttle, hit a supermodel
pay you off throw away the joint and the bottle
I won't sell out I got a fear for god
Ahh [censored] it, just give me ‘bout a g a bar
You fools talking karma, I laugh
I ain't the one getting soaked up by Mos Def's dad
So watch easy dumb out,
I stretch the pussy more than when the baby's head come out
Ya stupid kids should not [censored] with this
That's like Rock are messing around with Thunderlips

[W. Deranged]

"Oh, Rick, it hurts, take it out of me..." (Imagine a man saying this pretending to be a woman)

From the background of some hilarious Slick Rick song... he cracks me up.

[Al P]

I told myself I must need glasses
Where's them bitches with the big brown asses

[IHateKeithSmart]

Not the shah of Iran and I'm not the pope, but my name is on the walk of fame like Bob Hope.

Nice + Smooth 'No Delayin''

[Terrabon98]

Damn right I like the life I live, cuz I went from negative to positive

[Moneyline]

<>

[Tron]

A RUMP A PUMP, A RUMP A PUMP
A RUMP A PUMP, A RUMP A PING
A RUMPTA TUMPA TOOPA TUMPA STING
I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip
This is the way that Dylan spits
Yo Wyclef... You tryna get some of this hot fire?

[smokingrobot]

classic.

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
A RUMP A PUMP, A RUMP A PUMP
A RUMP A PUMP, A RUMP A PING
A RUMPTA TUMPA TOOPA TUMPA STING
I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip
This is the way that Dylan spits
Yo Wyclef... You tryna get some of this hot fire?

[/ QUOTE ]

this will always make me laugh.

[smokingrobot]

I get biz on bitches, puff izz with my cousins
Tame [censored] so wild, honies roll they eyes like Teddy Ruxpin

[smokingrobot]

Lil' Fame bring it live yo, that's what I strive fo'
I'ma settle this before you get to call 5-0
You wanna see me 4-5 blow?
Nigga put the phone down fo I dump 2 times 4
What you wan' cry fo? You know that my hammer is heavy
and it got kick like tae kwon do
Now you gwon die slow, I'ma show you how
to stretch a motherfucker if you wanna watch tae bo

[smokingrobot]

But you will cough for your breath and phlegm, death to them
And silly broads, I [censored] 'em and I chuck 'em (why?)
In the river, without a liver
And I donate to science, cause I'm a giver


(i just think the last line's hillarious.)

cause now i got the world screamin from my nuts, and damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[smokingrobot]

On borrowed-time rhymes, gassed by the silver screen
They cat like their monkey ass can heal back like Wolverine

[smokingrobot]

Turn a felony to a misdemeanor
Now the court subpeonaed me to get my act cleaner
[censored] that, still walk out holdin my strap
Blunt, grabbin my weiner

[Tron]

[ QUOTE ]
cause now i got the world swingin' from my nuts, and damn it feels good to be a gangsta

[/ QUOTE ]

[Kyle]

pancakes all up in my area causing mass hysteria..... <font color="white"> Yea I know Im a loser </font>

[Python49]

"Imma bring the heat like alonzo and leave your family in mourning"

[Chairman Wood]

Well, It's the Knock out, definition original baby gangsta
I'll punch me like you hard motherfucker I'm a bank ya
Shank ya with my [censored]' shank if I hafta
Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg are [censored]' actors
Pranksters, studio gangsters, busters
But this time you're dealing with some real muthafuckas
G's, nigga please, don't try to step cause if you do
Then a pink cap is all that would be left
See young niggas like me
will break you of something
Claiming my city but Dre you ain't from Compton
Niggas like ya'll is what I call wannabes
And ain't [censored] compared to Real Muthafuckin G's

[Jules22]

i'll make niggas hang up, and i aint talking the phone
watch niggas get sprayed, and i aint talking cologne

mothafuckas get the nine to they head
left dead, roaches around like i fed em bread
if the hamma dont work, theres the shotty
ill go fishing with the worms come out ya body

holiday is getting on it, [censored] beanie sigel
nigga you can suck my dick when theres [censored] on it
mac, put on a lid on it
[censored] with me, and ill kill your whole [censored] family
you can put your kid on it
free, you a bitch too
you wanna rhyme with your man, act greasy,
you getting hit too!

Lox blow up the mixtapes /images/graemlins/smile.gif

(bump)

I got extensive hoes with expensive clothes
and I sip fine wines and spit vintage flows
but y'all don't know.

Niggas is mad
I get more butt than ashtrays

[nickey009]

5 shots couldn't stop me.
I took it and smiled.

[TheCroShow]

love this delivery from eminem

[ QUOTE ]
You're a [censored]' cokehead slut, I hope you [censored]' die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your [censored]' guts, you [censored]' slut--I hope you die
Di-ii-ii-ii-ii-ii-ie

[/ QUOTE ]

Snoop Dogg

[ QUOTE ]
Lodi Dodi, we likes to party. We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody.

[/ QUOTE ]

[MCS]

[ QUOTE ]
Snoop Dogg

[ QUOTE ]
Lodi Dodi, we likes to party. We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

FOR SHAME. That is Slick Rick, not Snoop (I know Snoop said it as well, but he stole it from Ricky, the most bitten artist in rap history). Anyway, now you know. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

My favorite lyrics:

Life's ills poison my body
I used to say [censored] mic skills
And never prayed to God
I prayed to Gotti
--Jay-Z, "D'Evils"

I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death.
--Nas, "NY State of Mind"

Ask Beavis, I get nothin' but head.
--Big L, some radio appearance that was on his second album
(and I know this one was already mentioned)

[TheCroShow]

my bad, yes i should have given slick rick credit because snoop says it at the beginning "gotta say what's up to my **gga slick rick, for those that don't like it, eat a dick..."

i meant no disrespect, but snoop's version means a lot to me. lol

I don’t like rap, but here ya go.


Born n raised in LA, home of the body bag,
You wanna die? Where the wrong color rag

I used to walk into stores and yell lay down
Flinch an inch? AK spray down

(anyone know the artist?)

[ethan]

Ok. I know everyone's heard this, but no one's posted it.

Inspectah Deck
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me

[whiskeytown]

I like that Jay-Z line from 99 problems - (I think Ice Cube wrote it before him, but the lines I like are from Jay-Z's version)

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one."

RB

[stanky]

Won't your daddy be disgusted
When he sees that p*ssy busted

Ice Cube?

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
I don’t like rap, but here ya go.


Born n raised in LA, home of the body bag,
You wanna die? Where the wrong color rag

I used to walk into stores and yell lay down
Flinch an inch? AK spray down

(anyone know the artist?)

[/ QUOTE ]

ice-t
http://www.j-lingo.com/images/music_politicians/music/hiphop/Ice-T%20&amp;%20Coco%20(med).jpg

[TheGame1020]

Close my eyes and take a ride inside
Feel the breeze blow by yo I'm getting' you high
Bob Nesta said it best everything will be all right
Introspect connect the sect's and let this music make you fly

Close my Eyes
by Matisyahu

[TheGame1020]

Bury me smilin'
with G's in my pocket
have a party at my funeral
let every rapper rock it
let tha hoes that I usta know
from way before
kiss me from my head to my toe
give me a paper and a pen
so I can write about my life of sin
a couple bottles of Gin
incase I don't get in
tell all my people i'm a Ridah
nobody cries when we die
we outlaws
let me ride
until I get free
I live my life in tha fast lane
got police chasen me
to my niggas from old blocks
from old crews
niggas that guided me through
back in tha old school
pour out some liquor
have a toast for tha homies
see we both gotta die
but ya chose to go before me
and brothas miss ya while your gone
you left your nigga on his own
how long we mourn
life goes on...

Life Goes On
by 2 Pac

[dynamite]

(How ya livin Biggie Smallz?) In mansion and Benz's
Givin ends to my friends and it feels stupendous
Tremendous cream, [censored] a dollar and a dream (whaat)
Still tote gats strapped with infrared beams

[hobbsmann]

Anywhere I go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy

[The Goober]

Use my hyrdrometer
to see how warm you are
watch me form a start
hyrdrogen turns to helium when I shine

-Del

[stanky]

Guess who's back in the motherf*cking house
With a fat d*ick for ya motherf*cking mouth

[Tuco]

Are you a whora, are you a lady
Is is Erika Boyer or Marsha Brady

And later from the same song...

Im quick on the draw like a horse named Magraw

Tuco.

[TheCroShow]

have not read the entire thread just yet, but i like this one from jay-z (especially in the Linkin Park/Jay-Z mix)

All the ladies they love me, from the bleachers they screamin
All the ballers is bouncin they like the way I be leanin
All the rappers be hatin, off the track that I'm makin
But all the hustlers they love it just to see one of us make it

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I don’t like rap, but here ya go.


A young playa bred in South Central
LA, home of the body bag
You wanna die? Wear the wrong color rag

I used to walk into stores and yell lay down
Flinch an inch? AK spray down

(anyone know the artist?)

[/ QUOTE ]

ice-t
http://www.j-lingo.com/images/music_politicians/music/hiphop/Ice-T%20&amp;%20Coco%20(med).jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

If you didn't use google, I'm impressed.

[w_alloy]

My nigger whats happening?
I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring
rap and sing

[w_alloy]

The last one was just random and stuck in my head...
Here is a great one from del, I heard it lots on the THPS3 soundtrack but never appreciated its true lyrical beauty tell i heard it on Del's album.

It's important to practice good hygiene,
At least if you want to run with my team.
I'm ‘bout to get into some [censored] that I've seen.
This fool's breath forments so bad it'll melt your ice cream.
They say don't say nothing if you cant say nice things
Sittin' too close and hear my boy like my eye sting
I tired to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of breath on hum
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum, gotta gets him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
excruciating, foreign, it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
Cuz his toe had the stench of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in the bus station
He had a can of O.E. and some raisins
Amazin'
Head to toe BO, he didn't know
Used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathin'
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread and fungus
Said he worked on people's toilets with plungers
Girls, not a guy who you'd want ta tounge ya
So guys take your queue from this little number

[itsmesteve]

let me hit from the back girl i won't catch a hernia
bust off on your couch now you got Seaman's Furniture

-tribe.

[pauliewalnuts]

I treat a bitch like a ho
A ho like a slut
A slut like a nut
Cause I really dont give a [censored]

Rollin’ in my 5.0

With my rap-top down so my hair can blow

The girlies on standby waving just to say hi

Did you stop no I just drove by

[ QUOTE ]
Rollin’ in my 5.0

With my rap-top down so my hair can blow

The girlies on standby waving just to say hi

Did you stop no I just drove by

[/ QUOTE ]

I win

Mike Jones

"I rock heads like Rushmore...4 dead presidents."

[Cancuk]

[ QUOTE ]

from Rio Degenero


[/ QUOTE ]

your grasp of foreign languages is unprecidented

[protocol]

I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

[Paluka]

got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me given' a damn - I said never

[mikeyvegas]

"Yo Sue!"
[G] Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature.
Susan stop crying i don't hate ya. the worlds not against you I'm sorry your
father raped ya. So what, you had your poochie in your dad's mouth. Thats no
reason to start wiggin and spaz out.
she said "Help me I think I'm having a seisure!"
I said "I'm high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!)
Would you calm down you're startin to scare me.
she said " I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married. I don't have any
kids and I can't cook"
I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate.

[FrankStallone]

"deepest bluest my head is like a sharkfin"

llcoolj ( ladies love cool james) best video of all time
( I am being sarcastic) get it. black thought or krs1 have some crafty lyrics.

[TheBlueMonster]

glad this thread is still alive!

[lastsamurai]

My name is peaches and I'm the best all the other DJ's wanna feel my breasts!

[radek2166]

I love my females strapped, I [censored] from the back.

[billymonk]

You're the type of bitch don't appreciate sheeeit
Never had sheeeit, so you won't be sheeeeit
That pussy there, couldn't satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me down
*SLURP, SLURP* I'm Doo Doo Brown!

[fatpants]

I got into the cab and the cab driver said
he recognized my girly from the back of her head