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kurosh
09-07-2005, 01:50 AM
I can see microsoft having assassins to kill google employees... or coca-cola ruining stocks of pepsi.

TStoneMBD
09-07-2005, 01:53 AM
I happen to know that Clorox has a nuclear proliferation division building the capability to destroy Snuggles.

whiskeytown
09-07-2005, 01:53 AM
I had a dream one night that the company I worked for hired Joe Pesci and I worked under him.

And our job was to kill anyone who did anything that caused the stock price to fall -

that was a good dream - /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

Dr. StrangeloveX
09-07-2005, 02:07 AM
I believe many large cigarette companies have illegal smuggling operations.

09-07-2005, 02:26 AM
I always thought corporate ninjas sanctioned by Camel tainted Marlboro filters about a decade ago causing that huge recall.

Wetdog
09-07-2005, 02:33 AM
I think they all do illegal [censored] in the cold light of day. They pay off congressmen as a commission.

Whadya gonna do aboudit?

smokingrobot
09-07-2005, 02:52 AM
lmao.

nice.

toddw8
09-07-2005, 03:01 AM
Illegal crime divisions? No. I'm pretty sure the crime divisions of corporations are highly regulated so most, if not all, are perfectly legal. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif