View Full Version : Do you think big corporations have illegal crime divisions?
kurosh
09-07-2005, 01:50 AM
I can see microsoft having assassins to kill google employees... or coca-cola ruining stocks of pepsi.
TStoneMBD
09-07-2005, 01:53 AM
I happen to know that Clorox has a nuclear proliferation division building the capability to destroy Snuggles.
whiskeytown
09-07-2005, 01:53 AM
I had a dream one night that the company I worked for hired Joe Pesci and I worked under him.
And our job was to kill anyone who did anything that caused the stock price to fall -
that was a good dream - /images/graemlins/grin.gif
RB
Dr. StrangeloveX
09-07-2005, 02:07 AM
I believe many large cigarette companies have illegal smuggling operations.
I always thought corporate ninjas sanctioned by Camel tainted Marlboro filters about a decade ago causing that huge recall.
Wetdog
09-07-2005, 02:33 AM
I think they all do illegal [censored] in the cold light of day. They pay off congressmen as a commission.
Whadya gonna do aboudit?
smokingrobot
09-07-2005, 02:52 AM
lmao.
nice.
toddw8
09-07-2005, 03:01 AM
Illegal crime divisions? No. I'm pretty sure the crime divisions of corporations are highly regulated so most, if not all, are perfectly legal. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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