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09-07-2005, 12:08 AM
A couple other people and I are looking at a house to rent out here in british columbia and my buddy is going to meet with the woman tommorow...I know she won't take us seriously if we say we play poker for a living, can anyone give any brief job descriptions we can use that involve computers that might work cause i am clueless here.

mcb
09-07-2005, 12:48 AM
tell her you breed cockapoos

Caballa
09-07-2005, 12:58 AM
Risk analyst.

krazyace5
09-07-2005, 01:27 AM
Website designers, programming, sales, marketing,....

uncleshady
09-07-2005, 02:26 AM
I rented an apartment once. They wanted to see pay stubs. I had none, so I took their computer and loaded up my bank account. Showed them steady withdrawals every two weeks adding up to 1000 a month. Told them I worked for Partygaming Inc. as a freelance contractor. Things worked out.

09-07-2005, 01:20 PM
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Told them I worked for Partygaming Inc. as a freelance contractor.

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Good line

lozen
09-07-2005, 01:36 PM
Statistical internet Anaylasis for the online gaming industry.

Guthrie
09-07-2005, 02:33 PM
Drug dealer.

lozen
09-07-2005, 03:17 PM
Heck its BC She will be happy with anything that does not involve Hydroponics.

Alobar
09-07-2005, 03:51 PM
I told my landlord I was a statistical analyst. When he inquired further I said I was independently contracted. Then when he asked about what I do. I started into some schpeel about how the job Im currently working on is going over the random number generator for online gambling sites, and then I launched into some diatribe about the decay of the cesium atom, and once his eyes glassed over he never asked anything again.

4thstreetpete
09-07-2005, 05:38 PM
wouldn't it be a lot easier if you just said you're a programmer that does a lot of work at home?

beta1607
09-07-2005, 06:12 PM
Internet Consultant. The thing is you cant lie without risk of your lease being cancelled which is why this is the perfect broad answer. It worked for me on my "additional income" section of my leasing application.