My Answers to the Three Questions

[David Sklansky]

"Who do you consider to be the three hottest pieces of ass and why?"

1. Robin, the CNN Headline News morning newscaster.

2. The "O" Girl from Overstock.Com

3. Halle Berry

"Why" would be a fourth question which is not allowed. That shouldn't pose too much of a problem though.

"What is the funniest, most embarrassing story from Mat's pubescent days?"

When he was about nine years old, he had some terrible pains in his head that we thought might be vestiges from meningitis he had years earlier, and thus could be quite serious. My girlfriend wanted to take him to the emergency room immediately. I proposed one last action before putting him through that. I gave him a OUI magazine, a Playboy sister publication at the time, and after perusing it, he was good as new. My girlfriend didn't talk to me the rest of the day.

"What poker skills do you feel are underrated by the majority of successful professional players?"

Painted Forehead Problems. I'll let others elaborate.

[touchfaith]

I told you he blew it.




I've warned people numerous times before, I am very rarely ever wrong. These questions sucked.

[Russ McGinley]

Worst. Questions. Ever.

[The Armchair]

I predict rather low turnout for the next 3 questions contest.

[Sightless]

big letdowm -_-

[The Armchair]

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Laziest. Answers. Ever.

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FYP.

[Vince Young]

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Worst. Questions. Ever.

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[MelK]

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Robin, the CNN Headline News morning newscaster.

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What are you doing up in the morning?

[Shajen]

I knew it!

Porn does save lives.

[antidan444]

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Robin, the CNN Headline News morning newscaster.

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What are you doing up in the morning?

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Apparently, masturbating.

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[Spaded]

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2. The "O" Girl from Overstock.Com

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The one who says "It's all about B.O."?

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

Post deleted. I'm not a smart man.

[miajag81]

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2. The "O" Girl from Overstock.Com


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http://sabineehrenfeld.tripod.com/pics/sabine01.jpg

NH

[Stuey]

Someone save this thread post the pictures of these chicks Mat's mom also and elaborate on the forehead problems. I'm at work no time to do it myself but please someone grab the controls here. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[ThaSaltCracka]

these were KaneKungFu's questions.

[mason55]

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While I have the utmost respect for Astroglide and his stoned, frozen ass, my story was better. I suspect its was overly concise, in that it was only three words long, but still, it was a really good story.

My questions would have been a lot better.

-Milo (big crybaby)

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These are KKF's questions

[tbach24]

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Painted Forehead Problems. I'll let others elaborate.

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lol

[Yeti]

Cmon David, you can do better than this.

[Yeti]

PS. All you idiots moaning about the questions, can you not see how astroglides would have sucked as well?

Q. How many five year olds?
A. 5. I'll let others elaborate.

[James Boston]

1) Really? These are the 3 best pieces of ass you could come up with?

2) You gave a 9 year old porn. Awesome! You should have made him choose between f**king a corpse and torturing a dog.

3) I don't get it.

http://www.f2f2s.com/Commodus/thumbsdown.gif

[Shajen]

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DAWG!

[DaveKForty7]

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http://www.f2f2s.com/Commodus/thumbsdown.gif

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I /images/graemlins/heart.gif Commodus

[bosoxfan]

I kneel before Commodus.(not in that way)

[mike l.]

wow that was thoroughly underwhelming.

[MarkL444]

the only part i like is david quoting "pieces of ass"

what happened to the 5 yr olds? did i miss something?

[lighterjobs]

http://www.rupa.com/albums/september02/DSC02083.sized.jpg

[Los Feliz Slim]

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2. The "O" Girl from Overstock.Com

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I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot.

[hoyaboy1]

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http://www.rupa.com/albums/september02/DSC02083.sized.jpg

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Is there semen on that kid's forehead?

[PorscheNGuns]

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1. Robin, the CNN Headline News morning newscaster.

2. The "O" Girl from Overstock.Com

3. Halle Berry


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1. Never seen Robin, but it doesn't matter. Laurie Dhue is far and away the hottest woman on Cable News.

2. A-friggin-men. The O! girl is gorgeous.

3. Halle Berry is a monkey with boobs.

That is all

-Matt

[skipperbob]

/images/graemlins/smile.gifYou didn't include the "Hottest One" and You know who I'm talking about /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[TheIrishThug]

u guys need to stop complaining about how the questions sucked and work towards being the one to ask next time.

as for the answers:
1. this answer is worthless with out pics
2. GENIUS!
3. this better to turn out to be something really interesting or funny. someone want to explain it?

edit: Commodus, u get me every time.

[DavidC]

Way to go, Mat! /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Michael Davis]

"3. this better to turn out to be something really interesting or funny. someone want to explain it?"

I can't really do it justice, but I can assure you it's not funny, and it's interest is debatable.

-Michael

[morgan180]

whoever wasted this man's time with these questions should be shot. what a waste. whoever asked these questions is an idiot. you can't expect better answers with [censored] questions.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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these were KaneKungFu's questions.

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What the hell did he do to get questions? I thought he was joking when he posted those in that other thread. If I knew that was for real, I would've told him then that these questions sucked huge ass balls. Where are Astroglide's questions? I want answers!

[goofball]

They weren't bad. I challenge the criticizers in here to come up with their own questions.

I just wish he'd elaborated on the painted forehead problem since i have no idea what it is

[durron597]

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2. The "O" Girl from Overstock.Com


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http://sabineehrenfeld.tripod.com/pics/SABINE36.jpg http://sabineehrenfeld.tripod.com/pics/sabineehrenfeld4.jpg http://sabineehrenfeld.tripod.com/pics/SABINE4.jpg

[tbach24]

Search "TStoneMBD" and "Jordan Olsomerr"

[ddubois]

This is a dark day in OOT's history.

[durron597]

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1. Robin, the CNN Headline News morning newscaster.


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http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/images/meade.robin.jpg

[mike l.]

why werent they questions in the spirit of oot? namely:

1. how much to suck a guy off?

2. describe your best siihp experience.

3. what's your favorite way to get rid of genital warts?

alternate if 2 is deemed "not a question": how many bikes have you stolen to fund your horse racing addiction?

[goofball]

1 would probably be good.

2 could easily be none, could just be some boring story about a random girl

3 go toa doctor

[pokerjoker]

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why werent they questions in the spirit of oot? namely:

1. how much to suck a guy off?

2. describe your best siihp experience.

3. what's your favorite way to get rid of genital warts?

alternate if 2 is deemed "not a question": how many bikes have you stolen to fund your horse racing addiction?

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siihp experience???

Am i too young to know what this means?
Slip it in her puusssssy is all i can think of here.

[Sightless]

pooper

[David Sklansky]

"You didn't include the "Hottest One" and You know who I'm talking about"

I have enough problems already.

[David Sklansky]

"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

[touchfaith]

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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Lets get this done. It could very well spawn a whole new era of questions for these contests!

[Wetdog]

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"You didn't include the "Hottest One" and You know who I'm talking about"

I have enough problems already.

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Shauna? Get real, bro. Unless you like them looking like 17.

[Brain]

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal. Six if I SIIHP.

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FYP. Trip report is necessary for this one.

[Los Feliz Slim]

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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I will contact her and take this to PM if she's down. I'm assuming you'd come to LA to take her out?

EDIT: I'm adding for the record that I'd never accept money for this, as I am not a pimp. This is just blatant ass-kissing.

[David Sklansky]

yep

Quick! Edit your post so she's number one on the list.

[tek]

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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4-1 this is Mat posting under Dad's account...

[Mat Sklansky]

That's ridiculous. I wouldn't have posted one sentence responses. Astroglide, in a new thread, you may post your questions. I will try to get him to answer within a week.

[nolanfan34]

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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See, this thread has merit after all.

[Bradyams]

[ QUOTE ]
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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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See, this thread has merit after all.

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This is awesome. Sklansky's getting all hyped up.

Los Feliz, you better deliver.

[TStoneMBD]

To clarify some of the confusion as to what question #3 is all about, here I am.

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I still don't get the joke though. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[ChipWrecked]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/aksooted/154885-50.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/aksooted/SABINE5.jpg

[TStoneMBD]

btw here is the real painted face problem:

link (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=3336750&amp;page=0&amp;view=colla psed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=14&amp;fpart=1)

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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This is a great example of higher level thinking. Good luck chief, she's fine.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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This is a great example of higher level thinking. Good luck chief, she's fine.

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Also, there MUST be a full trip report.

[RollaJ]

Nice to see that David has a taste for some dark meat from time to time /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[andyfox]

"Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal."

If? If I was poster/pimp, I'd start spending. I've learned that the higher the IQ, the greater the chance of success. In just about anything, right?

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[GrannyMae]

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Robin, the CNN Headline News morning newscaster.

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What are you doing up in the morning?

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Apparently, masturbating.

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to OUI? not him

i picture DS spanking to a MM essay that has been misted with that barber shop, green perfume.

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/4/jawdown.gif

[GrandmaStabone]

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http://www.rupa.com/albums/september02/DSC02083.sized.jpg

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Is there semen on that kid's forehead?

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I laughed out loud during a lecture in class at this

[touchfaith]

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http://www.rupa.com/albums/september02/DSC02083.sized.jpg

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Is there semen on that kid's forehead?

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I laughed out loud during a lecture in class at this

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did the instructor cry like a baby about it? i hear thats common

[SackUp]

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"I know her. She's divorced. You absolutely have a shot."

You seriously know her? Set up a date. Four figure reward. Five if I close the deal.

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jesus i almost poked out my own eyes after reading this thread until I came upon this brillance.

i'll pay 19.95 for the video!

[KaneKungFu123]

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To clarify some of the confusion as to what question #3 is all about, here I am.

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I still don't get the joke though. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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after reading this thread i think david has a really hard time in social situations.

for those hating on the questions you can blow me. your boy jakethebake picked the first question and then eight people quoted him so i figured i would be a nice guy and ask that question in the nature of OOT...the same for the second question which sklansky didnt even answer because a 9 yo Mat doesnt fit at all.... i wanted to ask atleast 1 poker question, which i thought was a good question... which david didnt answer, how is red paint on your head an underrated skill?...my guess is that this 3 question thing is all Mat's idea, and he thought dad would go along with it in the nature of OOT, which obivously isnt happening...

whatever.