Where was the most interesting place someone started a fight with you?

[PITTM]

one time i was in albertsons buying some groceries and i get to the line and theres a guy, maybe late thirties, kinda standing there with nothing staring at the magazines at the check-out counter.

i ask "excuse me, are you in line?" to which he replies "what the [censored] does it look like im doing" and i say "looking at magazines?" and the guy says "you [censored] kids(im 22) have no respect" at this point my friend gets between us as he sees one will probably end up punching the other if nothing is done. he leaves and as im checking out, the cashiers are talking about what a wacko the guy is.

a month later, a new restaurant opened near our house, called "turkey shack" we go to check it out, they have turkey sandwiches, roast turkey, that kinda thing, the owner walks out of the back...and its dude from albertsons who tried to fight me. needless to say, we all left and he lost a ton of business, bummmmmerrrrr...

rj

[swede123]

A liquor store in Shreveport, Louisiana. Oh wait, you said most interesting, not most ordinary.

Swede

[PITTM]

well timed /images/graemlins/grin.gif

rj

[lu_hawk]

one time about 4 or 5 years ago i was upstairs at a party having sex with my gf and some drunk kid that i had never met before ran into the room and jumped into the bed and started wailing on me because he heard there was a girl upstairs that was ready for sex. i ended up winning the fight but the beginning was precarious.

[PTjvs]

One time I was in Albertsons at the check out line buying some gum & hadn't decided what flavor yet. Some young [censored] punk comes up behind me with a case of Natural Light & a stack of porn mags or some such crap and shoved me in the back. I turn to look at him and he's all like "hey old man, you in line or what?" to which I reply "I'm just picking out my purchase kind sir, could you give me a moment?" The guy is obviously trying to impress his buddy, and it seemed to work, but he was a puss & didn't REALLY want to fight, so nothing came of it.

About a month later, at the Grand Opening of a new restaurant I opened, offering only the best in fine Poultry products, the same guy tried to pull the same crap. What a complete loser.

jvs

[PITTM]

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One time I was in Albertsons at the check out line buying some gum & hadn't decided what flavor yet. Some young [censored] punk comes up behind me with a case of Natural Light & a stack of porn mags or some such crap and shoved me in the back. I turn to look at him and he's all like "hey old man, you in line or what?" to which I reply "I'm just picking out my purchase kind sir, could you give me a moment?" The guy is obviously trying to impress his buddy, and it seemed to work, but he was a puss & didn't REALLY want to fight, so nothing came of it.

About a month later, at the Grand Opening of a new restaurant I opened, offering only the best in fine Poultry products, the same guy tried to pull the same crap. What a complete loser.

jvs

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does this pass for clever nowadays? yikes.

rj

[jokerthief]

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one time about 4 or 5 years ago i was upstairs at a party having sex with my gf and some drunk kid that i had never met before ran into the room and jumped into the bed and started wailing on me because he heard there was a girl upstairs that was ready for sex. i ended up winning the fight but the beginning was precarious.

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So this guy's plan was to knock you out and then sleep with your girlfriend?

[Tailgunner]

Cypress Hill mosh pit. Maybe not uncommon, but sure the hell was interesting /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[lu_hawk]

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one time about 4 or 5 years ago i was upstairs at a party having sex with my gf and some drunk kid that i had never met before ran into the room and jumped into the bed and started wailing on me because he heard there was a girl upstairs that was ready for sex. i ended up winning the fight but the beginning was precarious.

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So this guy's plan was to knock you out and then sleep with your girlfriend?

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something like that.

[dcasper70]

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one time about 4 or 5 years ago i was upstairs at a party having sex with my gf and some drunk kid that i had never met before ran into the room and jumped into the bed and started wailing on me because he heard there was a girl upstairs that was ready for sex. i ended up winning the fight but the beginning was precarious.

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So this guy's plan was to knock you out and then sleep with your girlfriend again ?

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FYP

[coffeecrazy1]

At a Christian youth camp. Lots of fun.

[touchfaith]

Candlestick Park.

I forget what section numbers (and much of everything else that day), but there where 2 sections filled with [censored] Dodger fans one day and I (not so) politely asked them all to step outside for the biggest ass kicking of their misserable lifes.

I can't remember how long I was detained for.

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[PTjvs]

Man, that was my good material too. You should catch me on an off-day.

jvs

[PITTM]

i never got into a fight at the stick, but i DEFINITLY fought a dodger fan last year. he was upset that i had been yelling at jayson werth for the first 7 innings consecutively when he was in the outfield. i told him to go back to LA, he didnt take it kindly, came over the row behind me. i got a punch in before security immediatly ejected us both.

rj

[slickpoppa]

Every once in a while a 6'4", 260 pound guy with a 12 inch cock and supermodel for a wife will try to get in a fight with me on an internet message board.

[jakethebake]

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Every once in a while a 6'4", 260 pound billionaire genius with a 12 inch cock and supermodel for a wife will try to get in a fight with me on an internet message board.

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[HopeydaFish]

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At a Christian youth camp. Lots of fun.

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So many SIIYP jokes...must resist...

[touchfaith]

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i never got into a fight at the stick, but i DEFINITLY fought a dodger fan last year. he was upset that i had been yelling at jayson werth for the first 7 innings consecutively when he was in the outfield. i told him to go back to LA, he didnt take it kindly, came over the row behind me. i got a punch in before security immediatly ejected us both.

rj

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/images/graemlins/grin.gif I hope he bled Dodger blue /images/graemlins/wink.gif

I was at Pacbell a couple years back, sitting 2nd row behind the visits (Zona) dugout. Give grief as usual, for gods sake, it's a baseball game...Anyway, dude in the front row turns around, decked out in his purples and try's to get us to shut-up (yeah right, talk about fueling a fire storm)...

He ended up leaving around the 6th and when he got up, I noticed the ring... /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif He must have been a scout/coach or something...

I'm guessing he ran to safer ground in the AAA section...

[jakethebake]

In a restroom at Astroworld. It was stupid teenager stuff, but it good pretty bloody. Restroom, walls, floors, sinks, etc. are very hard.

[smokingrobot]

thought it might've been interesting, but the more and more i think about it, its more cliche, but i was playing pool with some friends and an ex-roommate (guy was a tool).

words were exchanged, i had a 2 piece cue stick in my hands (half in each), and was on the verge of snapping. thank god my friend stopped me.

heard a story from a co-worker about a buddy of his who cracked another guy over the head with a pool cue and killed him... pretty much sure fire way to end your own life as well.

[smokingrobot]

lmao. nice.

[smokingrobot]

i was crossing the street in NYC and i had the right of way, as i was already in the intersection. a car pulls up to the stop sign, slows down, then lets off the brakes. at this point im right in front of him, he almost clipped my knees out. i turn, pissed off like any other pedestrian used to non city drivers ignoring the rules of the road, to smack the hood of his car and i see its a 250 lb. notorious big looking mofo ready to whoop some white kid's ass. so i instead just give a "wtf?" type look.

i would've gotten creamed, the guy was like 3 times my size.

I had a guy try to fight me at the YMCA when i was a kid. I was a good sized kid so I went after him and the guy pulled out a knife on me... I ended up telling the guy he was a piece of sh!t and walked away. A few days later I caught him going in a side door at school and had some fun /images/graemlins/smile.gif

One other time I put a guy through a store window by mistake. He was harasing a frined of mine and pissed me off so i went to shove him up against the windod and he went through, about this time I ran.

[MrTrik]

In the 2nd year of college I went with my g/f to her parents house for Thanksgiving dinner. I'd never met her parents or her two brothers. We were at the dinner table and had a great turkey/potato/gravy feast. The only drag about dinner was one of her brothers (the geeky one) kept making smart-ass remarks to me and staring real hard at me.

So dinner is wrapping up and we're all going to watch a little football before pecan pie. Being the helpful b/f I got up from the table first and grabbed everyone's plates and took them from the dining room into the kitchen.

Geeky brother comes in and says some stupid [censored] and I ask him what is problem is. He says I'm an ahole. I made some remark about not caring much what he thought.

Out of the [censored] blue he takes a swing at me. Due to the fact this guy was a 24 year old loser living with his parents with a build similar to a 16 year old Bill Gates, he misses me and starts cocking his hand back to swing again. Screw this I thought. One punch and he's writhing on the ground with blood pouring out his nose and mouth.

Just then, my g/f comes through the kitchen door holding water glasses and a dish of veggies and I thought: Oh [censored], she's gonna be pissed off. Then I started hoping her father (who was a very cool guy btw) didn't own a shotgun. Well, she didn't even ask what happened. She took one look at him balling and bleeding on the floor and said: Good he deserved it. That was that. The geek went and cleaned up and sulked in his basement bedroom. Nothing was said about anything the rest of the night.

I saw him again over Christmas break at a little cocktail party her parents were throwing, sort of a holiday happy hour thing. He stayed the heck away from me and never once looked me in the eyes. I don't even know if her other brother or her parents ever learned what happened at Thanksgiving, but I'm sure they knew something happened. On the way home from dinner on Thanksgiving my g/f asked what exactly happened. I told her he took a swing at me and so I then took a swing at him. He missed, I didn't. All she could do was laugh and say that's just how life goes for him.

[Sponger15SB]

I have never been in a fight. Although I have almost gotten my ass kicked while bodyboarding after seriously pissing off people much larger than me.

[Shajen]

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I have never been in a fight. Although I have almost gotten my ass kicked while bodyboarding after seriously pissing off people much larger than me.

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So that whole "stealing waves" or whatever isn't just a tv myth and people actually get pissed?

Heh. Who knew?

"Dude, that's MY WAVE, bra" lollzers

[thatpfunk]

those stories are funny. you're a real dick.

[TripleH68]

in church. catholic church if that means anything.

[jakethebake]

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in church. catholic church if that means anything.

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It may mean drunk irish people?

[slickpoppa]

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In the 2nd year of college I went with my g/f to her parents house for Thanksgiving dinner. I'd never met her parents or her two brothers. We were at the dinner table and had a great turkey/potato/gravy feast. The only drag about dinner was one of her brothers (the geeky one) kept making smart-ass remarks to me and staring real hard at me.

So dinner is wrapping up and we're all going to watch a little football before pecan pie. Being the helpful b/f I got up from the table first and grabbed everyone's plates and took them from the dining room into the kitchen.

Geeky brother comes in and says some stupid [censored] and I ask him what is problem is. He says I'm an ahole. I made some remark about not caring much what he thought.

Out of the [censored] blue he takes a swing at me. Due to the fact this guy was a 24 year old loser living with his parents with a build similar to a 16 year old Bill Gates, he misses me and starts cocking his hand back to swing again. Screw this I thought. One punch and he's writhing on the ground with blood pouring out his nose and mouth.

Just then, my g/f comes through the kitchen door holding water glasses and a dish of veggies and I thought: Oh [censored], she's gonna be pissed off. Then I started hoping her father (who was a very cool guy btw) didn't own a shotgun. Well, she didn't even ask what happened. She took one look at him balling and bleeding on the floor and said: Good he deserved it. That was that. The geek went and cleaned up and sulked in his basement bedroom. Nothing was said about anything the rest of the night.

I saw him again over Christmas break at a little cocktail party her parents were throwing, sort of a holiday happy hour thing. He stayed the heck away from me and never once looked me in the eyes. I don't even know if her other brother or her parents ever learned what happened at Thanksgiving, but I'm sure they knew something happened. On the way home from dinner on Thanksgiving my g/f asked what exactly happened. I told her he took a swing at me and so I then took a swing at him. He missed, I didn't. All she could do was laugh and say that's just how life goes for him.

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Thats really funny. I think it would have been even better though if you sent him a picture of you banging his sister.

[thatpfunk]

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So that whole "stealing waves" or whatever isn't just a tv myth and people actually get pissed?

Heh. Who knew?

"Dude, that's MY WAVE, bra" lollzers

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Yeah, it can be a huge problem.

Surfer gets his ass kicked (http://www.muchosucko.com/video-hawaiiansurfingbeatdown.html)

[asofel]

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Every once in a while a 6'4", 260 pound guy with a 12 inch cock and supermodel for a wife will try to get in a fight with me on an internet message board.

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[censored] you you [censored] pansy

[Shajen]

woah.

http://souvienstoi.free.fr/cinema/cinema_images/point%20break.jpg

[Bluffoon]

I am doing a little lunch time shopping in NYC and this guy is following me and talking [censored] and threatening to stick me with a knife and he won't quit it. I turn and take a swing at him and chase him into the street. So now he is twenty feet behind me and screaming and cursing like the lunatic he is. So I went around a building and waited for him to turn the corner. I got in a couple of good shots before he took off and I chased him into a crowded bodega, tackled him into a soda case and beat the piss out of him in front of like twenty stunned people. When he stopped struggling I got up and took the subway on the corner back to my office. That was about seven years ago, I am 42 and thats the only fight I have been in since I was 18.

[TripleH68]

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in church. catholic church if that means anything.

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It may mean drunk irish people?

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Altar boys dipping into the sacramental wine. hehe.

[HopeydaFish]

Was the guy just plain crazy, or did he have a real beef with you?

[Bluffoon]

Just a typical NYC crazy person. I never said a word to him other than to warn him to knock it off.