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stanzee
09-05-2005, 09:08 PM
I'm really struggling to find any weaknesses or leaks in my game at the moment.. with party being down i'm a bit bored so if anyone wants to post their full hand histories i'll find your holes (at no charge!). Doesn't matter if your a 215er or a 5er. This is a once only offer. Also someone mentioned that there has been full hand histories posted in the past of some 215ers... any one got a link?

splashpot
09-05-2005, 09:19 PM
I think it's interesting that you consider yourself qualified to coach the 215s when you are playing the 20s.

stanzee
09-05-2005, 09:22 PM
I've just moved up!

Just to prove how good i am this is what i've seen 14 times out of 19 games today:

#2667575774: Stanzee wins 2440 chips from the main pot with a pair of queens.
Dealer: gormlessness finished in second place and won $600.
Stanzee: yeeha!
Stanzee: fu!
gormlessness: Wow, you're some player! can i suck your co.ck please?
Dealer: Congratulations,Stanzee! You won $1000.
Stanzee: Thanks, but i'm not that way inclined
Dealer: This tournament has finished, congratulations to the winners.

Degen
09-05-2005, 09:23 PM
i got one word for this:

douche

Annulus
09-05-2005, 09:26 PM
anyone have a hand history present? i think having him analyze one might be interesting.

splashpot
09-05-2005, 09:26 PM
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i got one word for this:

douche

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Agreed. I thought it was just a small amount of arrogance at first, but he has just made my list of most worthless posters.

stanzee
09-05-2005, 09:41 PM
Why do so many 2+2 posters feel the need to flame? I offer my advice free of charge and all i get is abuse /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Maybe if some of you took the time to listen to players like me you could be spending a bit less time on these forums and a bit more time winning money!

Finally, please, get a sense of humour as well! The dialogue was a joke. You take things far too seriously.

Anyway party looks like it is back up and running so you can consider the offer closed.

Roland32
09-05-2005, 09:59 PM
I actually get this joke and find it humerous.

TheNoodleMan
09-05-2005, 11:21 PM
[ QUOTE ]
I've just moved up!

Just to prove how good i am this is what i've seen 14 times out of 19 games today:

#2667575774: Stanzee wins 2440 chips from the main pot with a pair of queens.
Dealer: gormlessness finished in second place and won $600.
Stanzee: yeeha!
Stanzee: fu!
gormlessness: Wow, you're some player! can i suck your co.ck please?
Dealer: Congratulations,Stanzee! You won $1000.
Stanzee: Thanks, but i'm not that way inclined
Dealer: This tournament has finished, congratulations to the winners.

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if you don't find that funny, you are taking things waaaay too seriously.

DyessMan89
09-05-2005, 11:24 PM
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i got one word for this:

douche

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You. Suck. Alot.

Voltron87
09-05-2005, 11:26 PM
so i assume youre beating the 1K step sngs?