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ClaytonN

09-05-2005, 05:17 AM

MP2 is a freaking fish who likes donkbetting. He is very intimidating. CO is also a likely fish. What am I supposed to do here?

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (8 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, T/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
3 folds, MP2 calls, CO raises, Hero calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif, J/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
MP2 checks, CO bets, Hero raises, MP2 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (6.75 BB) K/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (3 players)
MP2 bets, CO calls, Hero...?

aK13

09-05-2005, 05:19 AM

Fold you fish.

milesdyson

09-05-2005, 05:20 AM

raise or fold preflop. my vote goes to fold, because it's unlikely that CO is raising light because he expects MP2's openlimp to be weak.

ClaytonN

09-05-2005, 05:21 AM

my god, a serious response. Kill yourself now!

milesdyson

09-05-2005, 05:21 AM

you are undeserving of this royal flush.

ClaytonN

09-05-2005, 05:22 AM

you are undeserving of posting in my thread

begone!

milesdyson

09-05-2005, 05:23 AM

no content piece of crap posts go here. lolololol it's late (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=micro&Number=2828458&fpart =1&PHPSESSID=)

ClaytonN

09-05-2005, 05:25 AM

Do you hear that?

Ah, yes, it's a little violin playing your song.

Relax, it is 5:30 in the morning and I am bored. This thead will die very soon, you and your afro are making baby jesus cry.

milesdyson

09-05-2005, 05:29 AM

it's only 2:30 am here, but i am bored as well. i had a long day of live action role playing. i was the sorceror with lightning and fire skills. i killed many werewolves, and a wild yeti almost took my life.

Weatherhead03

09-05-2005, 05:33 AM

I'd fold. The river could pair the board.

Nfinity

09-05-2005, 05:34 AM

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it's only 2:30 am here, but i am bored as well. i had a long day of live action role playing. i was the sorceror with lightning and fire skills. i killed many werewolves, and a wild yeti almost took my life.

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Amtgard?

Foam swords and little foam rubber red balls representing devastating fireballs.

I used to do stuff like that, then I turned 15 and started WANTING girls to like me.

ClaytonN

09-05-2005, 05:37 AM

okay, it appears we know what to do on the turn - fold - but I raised anyways and it was called twice

River: (12.75 BB) 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif (3 players)
MP2 bets, CO folds, Hero...?

This one was really tough. Was he sandbagging me this entire time?

Weatherhead03

09-05-2005, 05:39 AM

If you raised the turn I would check/fold the river UI. Since the 2 /images/graemlins/spade.gif obviously didnt improve you, I'd be inclined to fold. You could also bluff raise the river.

irishpint

09-05-2005, 05:40 AM

how are you even a person?

milesdyson

09-05-2005, 05:41 AM

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it's only 2:30 am here, but i am bored as well. i had a long day of live action role playing. i was the sorceror with lightning and fire skills. i killed many werewolves, and a wild yeti almost took my life.

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Amtgard?

Foam swords and little foam rubber red balls representing devastating fireballs.

I used to do stuff like that, then I turned 15 and started WANTING girls to like me.

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i'm in a LARP league actually. basically my team (the teams are 5 people each) and another local team (sometimes they're from like 20-30 miles away) videotape ourselves larping. sometimes we larp at the beach, sometimse in the woods, but once we're done we go to someone's house, order pizza, watch the video, and score the match. we won today, 101-93.

Nfinity

09-05-2005, 05:44 AM

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how are you even a person?

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ClaytonN
Buddy Christ

He's obviously more than that. He's the smiling son of God.

ClaytonN

09-05-2005, 05:45 AM

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how are you even a person?

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No, I am Buddy Christ. Kneel down!

irishpint

09-05-2005, 05:47 AM

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how are you even a person?

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No, I am Buddy Christ. Kneel down!

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dude that's gay.

Nfinity

09-05-2005, 05:51 AM

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it's only 2:30 am here, but i am bored as well. i had a long day of live action role playing. i was the sorceror with lightning and fire skills. i killed many werewolves, and a wild yeti almost took my life.

[/ QUOTE ]

Amtgard?

Foam swords and little foam rubber red balls representing devastating fireballs.

I used to do stuff like that, then I turned 15 and started WANTING girls to like me.

[/ QUOTE ]
i'm in a LARP league actually. basically my team (the teams are 5 people each) and another local team (sometimes they're from like 20-30 miles away) videotape ourselves larping. sometimes we larp at the beach, sometimse in the woods, but once we're done we go to someone's house, order pizza, watch the video, and score the match. we won today, 101-93.

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I've been to a LARP league event, but I did Amtgard mostly.

For the record: about the girls thing. Sometimes the girls that do this stuff are hot, and they are more often than not freaks(in the good sense)

Maybe I should get back into it. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

milesdyson

09-05-2005, 06:13 AM

just letting you know the whole thing's a complete joke. i don't know what Amtgard is.

good night.

Nfinity

09-05-2005, 06:18 AM

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just letting you know the whole thing's a complete joke. i don't know what Amtgard is.

good night.

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Ohhh...Me either.

09-05-2005, 11:43 AM

I think a fold is in order, because you might disconnect.

Guthrie

09-05-2005, 11:51 AM

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Fold you fish.

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And then transfer the rest of your stack to him.

Redd

09-05-2005, 11:59 AM

You're not the lightning-bolt guy (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/9271/), are you?

I want to know how on Buddy Christ's green earth they got a woman into that video.

bottomset

09-05-2005, 12:09 PM

benkath1

09-05-2005, 12:12 PM

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You're not the lightning-bolt guy (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/9271/), are you?

I want to know how on Buddy Christ's green earth they got a woman into that video.

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Please don't tell me people do this for real. Please don't. I don't want to know that grown adults actually do this.

PS: OMFG lighnting bolt guy was a riot.