Poker player puns based on famous works of literature/songs

[shaniac]

In a momemnt of profound boredom on IM, my friend and I came up with some gems:

"Of Mice and Men the Master"
"The Grapes of Rafe Furst"
"How to Ngyuen Friends and Influence People"
"The Joy Laak Club"
"The Old Man and Persian Steve" (for NYC players)
"Every (Ron) Rose Has its Thorn"
"Travels with Charlie Shoten"
"I Left My Heart in Noli Francisco"

Anyone else?

[jakethebake]

YSSCKYN

[shaniac]

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Sorry I'm a noob, what does this mean?

[Jordan Olsommer]

The Rafe of the Laak
The Scarlet Lederer
Leaves of Gracz
"Your Pretty Face is Going to Hellmuth" by Iggy Pop and the Stooges
Silence of the Phams, by Tim and David
Barry Potter and the (Starving) Children of Azkaban
The Joy of Sexton
"Catch 10-2" by Doyle Brunson
"Four Arguments for The Elimination of Television: An Autobiography", by Phil Hellmuth
The Anatomy of the Human Eye, by Alan Boston
Lord of the Rocks and Rings
The Adventures of Huckleberry Seed
The Catcher on the Turn, by David Pham (my condolences, Phil Gordon)
The Strange Case of Dr. Witteles and Mr. Druff
Prahlad and Prejudice

Ok so a lot of those aren't funny at all, and a whole bunch weren't even puns, but I had to take a few minutes out to contribute to this thread. Mostly because I just watched the 1k NL final table and Shaniac's hypnotizing chest hair told me to.

[shaniac]

These are almost uniformly good, Jordan.