Punchline to your favourite joke?

[diebitter]

No, it's all we can fit under the door

[Lazymeatball]

YEAARGH. It's drivin' me nuts.

[Yeti]

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

What the [censored]? Talking bird?

One shucks between fits.

[swede123]

The aristocrats!

Not really, I just can't ever remember the good jokes I've heard.

Swede

[ethan]

If when you're done she's sitting on the end of the bed crying, with come in her hair, you probably weren't making love.

[JTrout]

Yeah, that feels great, lady.
But my thumb is killing me! /images/graemlins/shocked.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[CD56]

But what I said was "You ruined my life you stupid bitch"

[StevieG]

I gotta go home and fsck the cat.

[UncleRemus]

Frayed Knot

[woodguy]

If we find my keys we can drive out.

Regards,
Woodguy

[Colonel Kataffy]

Shoot the dog.

[DukeSucks]

to get to the other side

[tbach24]

ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDNT SAY BANANA

[rustyboy]

And then I bend down and we both dissapear.

[ClassicBob]

Man, he would bite you!

[Packerfan1]

Peter...I can see your house from here.

[TheIrishThug]

Wrong, the ugly one.

[tripdad]

...and if she finds her way home, don't [censored] her.

cheers!

[Mars357]

I don't know nothing 'bout keeping me cool honey child, but it sho keeps dem flies off of muhy watermellon.....

[Soul Daddy]

Mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmm!

[kitaristi0]

The Aristocrats.

[WackityWhiz]

RECTUM.... DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!!!

[gorie]

to get to the other side.

[diebitter]

...and if she don't leave, you'd better.

[MrWookie47]

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

[HopeydaFish]

What do you mean 'wrong hole'?

[TripleH68]

Why do you ask two dogs [censored] ing?

[RacersEdge]

If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is outta here!

[PorscheNGuns]

Cleaning the blood from your clown suit.

-Matt

[Duffman]

A dead baby.

[NutzyClutz]

Dam

[Roy Munson]

When his dick tastes like [censored].

[gorie]

a newspaper.

[MrTrik]

I just gotta get that taste outta my mouth.

AHHH! A talking muffin!

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

its rated ARRRRRRR!

[1337 skills]

Then his proctologist says, "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

[darkcore]

...and the chicken says "waahk waahk"

[LethalRose]

[ QUOTE ]
its rated ARRRRRRR!

[/ QUOTE ]
haha I love that joke

[IHateKeithSmart]

That's no freak, that's my fahahahather.

[Alobar]

april fools, it was already dead

[Roybert]

[ QUOTE ]
RECTUM.... DAMN NEAR KILLED EM!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

vnh

[terrapin314]

You're 35 years old, aren't ya just a wee bit old to believin' in leprechauns?

[mostsmooth]

fold it in half

[Hamish McBagpipe]

Yeah, but she said every time she gets a prick in her hand she likes to get in cider.

[Slacker13]

I dont know what the hell happened last night but we took 1st and 2nd.

[CCass]

So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey".

[touchfaith]

"...so then the Doctor says, Oh, there's my thermometer...now where did I leave my pen?..."


Ok...fine...that's actually the whole joke, sue me.

[Dacoops3]

The bucket

[JTrout]

Go east until you smell it.
Then, south till you step in it.

[toddw8]

The dumpster behind an abortion clinic.

[bwana devil]

"That's a good idea," the passenger said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

[KingDan]

"So you got something to look at while you're talking to them."

[kgrad5]

some a-hole's walking around with my pen

[Punker]

(drooling) Go Flames!

[youtalkfunny]

...and the Pope says to him, "I thought I told you to get the f*** out of here!"

...and the guy next to him says, "That's nothing! Last week there was a guy in there, f***ing a chicken!"

...and the guy says, "Lady, give me $500, or I'm gonna rip out the partition!"

And the punchline to my fathers favorite joke:

...and the man says, "It only costs ten cents to send an Italian back to Italy? Here's $20, send a boatload of 'em!"

[TheTROLL]

"There are twenty of them!"

[hoopsie44]

[ QUOTE ]
...and the Pope says to him, "I thought I told you to get the f*** out of here!"

[/ QUOTE ]

My favorite joke.

[modaddy]

I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is really cool.

Tell him his earrings aren't real gold.

You don't have to cry about it.

It's running down my leg.

I don't know, but it sure shot a hole in Juan.

It's a knicknack, Patty Whack! Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.

[fsuplayer]

you have a drink named steve?!?

[garyjacosta]

Chicken Butt

[David04]

Smack her.

[rmarotti]

Two of 'em have hatched and one of em's already stolen a bike.

[TheCroShow]

so i says, "Rectum? Rectum damn near killed 'em!"

[DukeSucks]

[ QUOTE ]
It's running down my leg.

[/ QUOTE ]

lol, my sister taught that one to my daughter and now it's her favorite joke.

[Dominic]

....okay, just don't hit me so hard with the baseball bat.

[MCS]

It's not just one! There's HUNDREDS of them!

[Reef]

For $75, the least they could've done was iron the damn thing

[durron597]

Picture this... imagine hiding inside a refrigerator...

[SuitedSixes]

F*ck it! Buck Forty-Five! Buck Forty-Five! Buck Forty-Five!

[bosoxfan]

[ QUOTE ]
Two of 'em have hatched and one of em's already stolen a bike.

[/ QUOTE ]

good one

and so the bartender says "that's not a duck!"

my two scents /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[2005]

If the first 12 didn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will.