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chuddo
09-04-2005, 01:24 AM
how low are your standards?

the conditions are simple:
-it would be a one night hookup.
-you can be drunk, but not completely sloppy blackout drunk
-at least 2 of your friends will see this girl and know what you have done.
-if you post an ugly celebrity, you have to assume this would be a normal girl that looked just like her (fame, money mean nothing).

i'm going to scour google images and hotornot to find mine, but i thought i would go ahead and post as a headsup.

jokerthief
09-04-2005, 01:26 AM
This thread has potential. I'll get back to you with my pic...

joshman1204
09-04-2005, 01:28 AM
http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5326/ugly38oh.jpg

Sponger15SB
09-04-2005, 01:29 AM
I went to look for a really fat chicks picture as a joke, but then I got an even funnier one....

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/6051/fce2rf.jpg

jokerthief
09-04-2005, 01:30 AM
That's awesome. Goggle knows what's up.

joshman1204
09-04-2005, 01:31 AM
Hell I may even [censored] these girls sober /images/graemlins/grin.gif

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/2780/funny23xt.jpg

smokingrobot
09-04-2005, 01:35 AM
is the girl on the far left even wearing a bikini bottom?

does she even need to?

joshman1204
09-04-2005, 01:35 AM
nah she had one but I am using it as a beach towel right now.

chuddo
09-04-2005, 01:38 AM
that's great sponger.

anyhow, here is the first beast from hotornot i'd probably hook up with if completely hard up and naturally drunk.

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HL/NZ/KU/BERQARSCFUSE.jpg

she was a solid 4.9 on hotornot.

the dealbreakers for her would be if she had hideous teeth it would be a no go.

also she looks chubby, so she better have an enormous chest, else a no.

Alobar
09-04-2005, 01:46 AM
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also she looks chubby, so she better have an enormous chest, else a no.

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I feel sorry for chubby/fat girls who still dont even have tits. Thats gotta be pretty rough. I mean if you end up with a heffer you at least know most of the time you are gunna get some big titties to play with. What do these girls have to offer?

smokingrobot
09-04-2005, 01:47 AM
wouldnt you think a fat girls chest would sag like crazy sans bra?

JaBlue
09-04-2005, 01:49 AM
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What do these girls have to offer?

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From what I hear, good head.

jokerthief
09-04-2005, 02:09 AM
http://www.ez-entertainment.net/carpet/AlysonHanniganAP2.JPG

smokingrobot
09-04-2005, 02:10 AM
too thin for you?

jokerthief
09-04-2005, 02:15 AM
Too red. Don't like the face either.

tonypaladino
09-04-2005, 02:35 AM
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http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5326/ugly38oh.jpg

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That's a dude, bro

tonypaladino
09-04-2005, 02:53 AM
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/uploads/ugly_pregnant_chick.jpg

tonypaladino
09-04-2005, 02:56 AM
NSFW (http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/bigass.jpg)

xorbie
09-04-2005, 03:03 AM
This thread had potential.

Yeti
09-04-2005, 07:17 AM
MILF. (http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GSGMKRN)

09-04-2005, 07:22 AM
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http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5326/ugly38oh.jpg

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Is that a girl or a boy? Do you care either way?

sexdrugsmoney
09-04-2005, 08:10 AM
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This thread had potential.

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This thread has potential if people would scour hot or not et al and provide honest photo's of girls they would only hook up with if they were desperate or drunk.

It would be interesting to see the responses of what people call 'ugly' if everybody treated it seriously.

(no [censored] pregnant women, or freaks - you know all the vodka in the world wouldn't make it so!)

ghostface
09-04-2005, 08:21 AM
hot or not is bull [censored]

this girl is NOT A [censored] 9.4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ONEONEELEVEN
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HU/N8/HM/EYKYBSBJDHPR.JPG

I think shes a dude.

sexdrugsmoney
09-04-2005, 08:55 AM
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hot or not is bull [censored]

this girl is NOT A [censored] 9.4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ONEONEELEVEN
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HU/N8/HM/EYKYBSBJDHPR.JPG

I think shes a dude.

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You see, now THAT post and others like it does give this thread potential.

What you say is lower than a 9 and could be a man, I'm sure alot of people here would hit that girl drunk or not.

/images/graemlins/grin.gif I would ...maybe. (I'm complicated) /images/graemlins/confused.gif

sexdrugsmoney
09-04-2005, 09:12 AM
http://pix4.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/HQ/NY/OLBQKLAWGMFU.jpg

Borderline alcohol-poisoning.

99 votes - average of 2.9.

sexdrugsmoney
09-04-2005, 09:17 AM
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HE/NM/KL/ORBQOMSSMQKH.bmp

DAMN! (who needs alcohol?)

These girls wanna be strippers young!

9.6 - 1914 votos

Yeti
09-04-2005, 09:17 AM
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hot or not is bull [censored]

this girl is NOT A [censored] 9.4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111ONEONEELEVEN
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HU/N8/HM/EYKYBSBJDHPR.JPG

I think shes a dude.

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It is a bit dumb, I looked at about 10 girls and they all had averages > 9 even though I was voting 6 or so.

You need to understand that the geeks voting are just looking at this girls body. Which is pretty hot.

sexdrugsmoney
09-04-2005, 09:18 AM
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/HQ/NM/ORESSRGCWTNH.JPG

I don't wanna be mean but I suspect this could be a man.

7.1 - 92 votes. (huh?)

sexdrugsmoney
09-04-2005, 09:21 AM
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HE/KZ/K8/OUHQHLSTXHMU.jpg

When I saw her the opening music of Chingy's "Jackpot" started playing in my head. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

9.6 - 1075 votes

sexdrugsmoney
09-04-2005, 09:25 AM
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HL/HZ/K8/KL/OUGLKYBFVNND.jpg

Hot or Not is bullshit, this has to be the opening of a BangBus video. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Lazymeatball
09-04-2005, 09:26 AM
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HE/NE/NS/ELSROSADRBDQ.jpg

I don't think I'd have a choice with this one.

sexdrugsmoney
09-04-2005, 09:27 AM
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/HQ/KS/OUOLAEKMWCFQ.JPG

The dog is the temptation here.

4.7 - 222 votes (that's a high score IMHO)

sexdrugsmoney
09-04-2005, 09:28 AM
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http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HE/NE/NS/ELSROSADRBDQ.jpg

I don't think I'd have a choice with this one.

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And to think this date probably started with her admiring the covers of your 2+2 books. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Lazymeatball
09-04-2005, 09:29 AM
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/HL/HS/ELGRKZBHKGQF.jpg

She looks like a fun girl. very festive.

sexdrugsmoney
09-04-2005, 09:31 AM
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http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/HL/HS/ELGRKZBHKGQF.jpg

She looks like a fun girl. very festive.

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Nice bod but that face screams "I'M A MAN!!!"

Lazymeatball
09-04-2005, 09:32 AM
Maybe if I lived in a Tim Burton animation I could go for this.
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/HQ/NY/ELBUSMEJAJSD.jpg

Lazymeatball
09-04-2005, 09:38 AM
I have no idea what to make of this, except I bet she has a bunch of kids running around with koolaid mustaches.
http://pix4.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/HQ/KU/ELSMO8RUXRKE.JPG

ghostface
09-04-2005, 10:07 AM
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Maybe if I lived in a Tim Burton animation I could go for this.
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/HQ/NY/ELBUSMEJAJSD.jpg

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WHAT THE [censored] IS THAT?!?!

jdd12
09-04-2005, 10:37 AM
You might have to sell your soul to this one...

Link (http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BSESNMS&key=EYT)

Edit: The image tag didn't work for me

09-04-2005, 06:00 PM
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Maybe if I lived in a Tim Burton animation I could go for this.
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/HQ/NY/ELBUSMEJAJSD.jpg

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I call BS. I refuse to believe that anyone looks like that.

Matt Williams
09-04-2005, 06:32 PM
My roomate likes to say... "Who gives a f@ck, it's all pink on the inside."

Lazymeatball
09-04-2005, 08:17 PM
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http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HZ/HQ/NY/ELBUSMEJAJSD.jpg[/image]

I call BS. I refuse to believe that anyone looks like that.

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look at the link for, it's from hotornot. of course that doesn't prove she's human.

-Skeme-
09-04-2005, 08:27 PM
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That's awesome. Goggle knows what's up.

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http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8370/untitled46cl.jpg

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
09-04-2005, 08:29 PM
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That's awesome. Goggle knows what's up.

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http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8370/untitled46cl.jpg

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hahhaha nice

TheMainEvent
09-04-2005, 08:30 PM
Is that the runaway bride?

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
09-04-2005, 08:34 PM
Post deleted by Mat Sklansky

wacki
09-04-2005, 08:46 PM
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I went to look for a really fat chicks picture as a joke, but then I got an even funnier one....

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/6051/fce2rf.jpg

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I can't believe thats real.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
09-04-2005, 08:53 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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I went to look for a really fat chicks picture as a joke, but then I got an even funnier one....

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/6051/fce2rf.jpg

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I can't believe thats real.

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OMFG IT IS REAL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA AWSOME!!!!!1

gorie
09-04-2005, 08:57 PM
Post deleted by Mat Sklansky

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
09-04-2005, 08:57 PM
sorry /images/graemlins/frown.gif

gorie
09-04-2005, 08:58 PM
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sorry /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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it's ok.
but i don't like you now, just so you know.

spamuell
09-04-2005, 09:08 PM
That was really dickish and uncalled for. I was tempted not to say anything because really it's none of my business and I'm way too oversensitive about offending people anyway, but seriously I mean, come on.

jakethebake
09-04-2005, 09:09 PM
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That was really dickish and uncalled for. I was tempted not to say anything because really it's none of my business and I'm way too oversensitive about offending people anyway, but seriously I mean, come on.

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I would not have done it either. I'm pretty sure I'm losing my edge. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
09-04-2005, 09:11 PM
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That was really dickish and uncalled for. I was tempted not to say anything because really it's none of my business and I'm way too oversensitive about offending people anyway, but seriously I mean, come on.

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honestly im not sure if he/she is really a girl. Im not saying she is ugly.

jakethebake
09-04-2005, 09:12 PM
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honestly im not sure if he/she is really a girl. Im not saying she is ugly.

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...and I guess by posting the pic, you were saying you'd do her so basically she's a 3 on the 3 point scale. That's pretty much a compliment.

spamuell
09-04-2005, 09:13 PM
If gorie's pictures are of a male I need to have a long think about my stance on the attractiveness of man boobs.

gorie
09-04-2005, 09:13 PM
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That was really dickish and uncalled for. I was tempted not to say anything because really it's none of my business and I'm way too oversensitive about offending people anyway, but seriously I mean, come on.

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honestly im not sure if he/she is really a girl. Im not saying she is ugly.

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thanks again.. wtf ?

and then people get all "i wish gorie would feel better about herself" whenever i acknowledge that i'm not that attractive. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

anyway i'm not surprised my picture ended up in this thread. but i also knew whoever ended up posting it was obviously going to be a retard.

TheBlueMonster
09-04-2005, 09:15 PM
One man's fatty is another man's hottie.....





But not usually

TheMainEvent
09-04-2005, 09:16 PM
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thanks again.. wtf ?

and then people get all "i wish gorie would feel better about herself" whenever i acknowledge that i'm not that attractive.

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When people say they aren't attractive they're usually looking for compliments or sympathy. Not saying you are, but that's what we're all used to.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
09-04-2005, 09:17 PM
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honestly im not sure if he/she is really a girl. Im not saying she is ugly.

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...and I guess by posting the pic, you were saying you'd do her so basically she's a 3 on the 3 point scale. That's pretty much a compliment.

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3 point scale? i use the 40oz scale (amount of 40oz needed: 0 = super hot 1 = not hot,not ugly 2 = ugly 3 = really ugly). I would rate gorie, assuming she is not a man, at 20oz-40oz.

gorie
09-04-2005, 09:21 PM
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honestly im not sure if he/she is really a girl. Im not saying she is ugly.

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...and I guess by posting the pic, you were saying you'd do her so basically she's a 3 on the 3 point scale. That's pretty much a compliment.

[/ QUOTE ]

3 point scale? i use the 40oz scale (amount of 40oz needed: 0 = super hot 1 = not hot,not ugly 2 = ugly 3 = really ugly). I would rate gorie, assuming she is not a man, at 20oz-40oz.

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ok but there is no way i'd ever have sex with you any way so why does it matter ?

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
09-04-2005, 09:22 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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That was really dickish and uncalled for. I was tempted not to say anything because really it's none of my business and I'm way too oversensitive about offending people anyway, but seriously I mean, come on.

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honestly im not sure if he/she is really a girl. Im not saying she is ugly.

[/ QUOTE ]

thanks again.. wtf ?

and then people get all "i wish gorie would feel better about herself" whenever i acknowledge that i'm not that attractive. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

anyway i'm not surprised my picture ended up in this thread. but i also knew whoever ended up posting it was obviously going to be a retard.

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sorry, i didnt mean to imply that you look like a man. maybe i should have sex with you.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
09-04-2005, 09:22 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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honestly im not sure if he/she is really a girl. Im not saying she is ugly.

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...and I guess by posting the pic, you were saying you'd do her so basically she's a 3 on the 3 point scale. That's pretty much a compliment.

[/ QUOTE ]

3 point scale? i use the 40oz scale (amount of 40oz needed: 0 = super hot 1 = not hot,not ugly 2 = ugly 3 = really ugly). I would rate gorie, assuming she is not a man, at 20oz-40oz.

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ok but there is no way i'd ever have sex with you any way so why does it matter ?

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i put on my robe and wizzards hat...

gorie
09-04-2005, 09:28 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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honestly im not sure if he/she is really a girl. Im not saying she is ugly.

[/ QUOTE ]

...and I guess by posting the pic, you were saying you'd do her so basically she's a 3 on the 3 point scale. That's pretty much a compliment.

[/ QUOTE ]

3 point scale? i use the 40oz scale (amount of 40oz needed: 0 = super hot 1 = not hot,not ugly 2 = ugly 3 = really ugly). I would rate gorie, assuming she is not a man, at 20oz-40oz.

[/ QUOTE ]

ok but there is no way i'd ever have sex with you any way so why does it matter ?

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i put on my robe and wizzards hat...

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looks like a dunce cap to me.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
09-04-2005, 09:31 PM
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honestly im not sure if he/she is really a girl. Im not saying she is ugly.

[/ QUOTE ]

...and I guess by posting the pic, you were saying you'd do her so basically she's a 3 on the 3 point scale. That's pretty much a compliment.

[/ QUOTE ]

3 point scale? i use the 40oz scale (amount of 40oz needed: 0 = super hot 1 = not hot,not ugly 2 = ugly 3 = really ugly). I would rate gorie, assuming she is not a man, at 20oz-40oz.

[/ QUOTE ]

ok but there is no way i'd ever have sex with you any way so why does it matter ?

[/ QUOTE ]

i put on my robe and wizzards hat...

[/ QUOTE ]
looks like a dunce cap to me.

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i cast level 11 penis of the infinte.