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iMcompliKted
09-03-2005, 04:41 AM
Any male starting out as a professional poker player should search for a woman with a good job as a back-up plan. She should be low maintenance, and very accomodating about your schedule and willing to pick up the bills when things are running bad. Once you become a succesful poker player and make a signifigant amount of money you can dump her and search for a more meaningful relationship. After all, any woman who is willing to go out with a poker player must have some serious problems and shouldn't be taken seriously.
shant
09-03-2005, 06:25 AM
YSSCKY
The Dude
09-03-2005, 06:36 AM
This reminds me of a quote I heard the other day.

"I would never join any club that would have me as a member."
09-03-2005, 09:28 AM
That is not nice and is not true. Theres tons of singles poker players. Didn't see why this make sense when there are thousands of people that play poker without girl friends.
KaneKungFu123
09-03-2005, 09:30 AM
walked in on her and another guy?
einbert
09-03-2005, 09:59 AM
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Once you become a succesful poker player and make a signifigant amount of money you can dump her and search for a more meaningful relationship.

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Awesome.
Lazymeatball
09-03-2005, 02:14 PM
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YSSCKY

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Whenever I see this I always think it means "You SUCKY" in a broken asian accent for some reason. I think it's funnier that way.
MicroBob
09-03-2005, 02:34 PM
If you are relying on your girlfriend's income to pay the bills then you aren't a professional poker-player.
you are just an unemployed loser who plays poker.
chesspain
09-03-2005, 02:43 PM
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If you are relying on your girlfriend's income to pay the bills then you aren't a professional poker-player.
you are just an unemployed loser who plays poker.

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nh
Michael Davis
09-03-2005, 03:50 PM
I agree with this post.

-Michael
jakethebake
09-03-2005, 03:51 PM
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I agree with this post.

-Michael

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The problem is the difficulty in execution.
jason_t
09-03-2005, 04:07 PM
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This reminds me of a quote I heard the other day.

"I would never join any club that would have me as a member."

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Groucho Marx.
The Dude
09-03-2005, 11:07 PM
Thank you. I did not know the origin of that.
Prevaricator
09-04-2005, 12:39 AM
why do you need to be a professional poker player to want a gf like this?
NobodysFreak
09-04-2005, 03:42 AM
I laughed my ass of at this. VNH, sir.
Non_Comformist
09-04-2005, 03:50 AM
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I agree with this post.

-Michael

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Yes so do I.
VeryTnA
09-05-2005, 06:07 PM
This is a take off from a very old poker joke. It goes something like this:

What do you call a pro poker player who has lost his girlfried? HOMELESS

Another one along that line.

How do you get a pro poker player off your porch? PAY HIM FOR THE PIZZA
Overdrive
09-06-2005, 12:21 AM
Phil Hellmuth's wife is a doctor.

Phil is not as dumb as some of his attackers think /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
KaneKungFu123
09-06-2005, 06:30 AM
this is funny.

OP wrote it like a guy who got dumped and now hates all women.
Luv2DriveTT
09-06-2005, 10:43 AM
This reminds me of a joke I once heard...

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

<font color="white">homeless</font>

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