I absolutely don't want to offend

[Mat Sklansky]

But I think the ask David contest has some value, even in the face of our current tragedy. I'm not sure what has delayed Astroglide, but he will have to be content with the next batch of questions.

Some people complained about the difficulty of the last tasks. This time we'll be open to all. The first person to guess the first name of my mother and David's first wife get's to ask 3 questions of DS. He must answer three, but does reserve the right to insist upon alternates.

So what's her first name?

[smokingrobot]

are we alllowed more than one guess?

[Eurotrash]

Julia?

[smokingrobot]

Amy.

[touchfaith]

Katrina?

[wheelz]

karen

[pearljam]

Maria

[Mat Sklansky]

Yes 1st one to guess the name, get's it, no matter how many guesses. I don't want to be in the position of being a big ass kiss to my own dad, but the guy really does have a unique and intelligent way of viewing things. Being able to consult him with your own personal questions, is at the very least, one step in realizing a difficult question, whether it be how many five year olds you can decimate, or how well you executed your last poker play

[wheelz]

sarah

[wheelz]

stephanie

[wheelz]

dorothy

[wheelz]

mary

[wheelz]

jane

[wheelz]

suzanne

[ThaSaltCracka]

Carole or Carolyn

[wheelz]

pamela

[wheelz]

kate/katie

[wheelz]

jill

[smokingrobot]

ok cool, thanks.

[ QUOTE ]
whether it be how many five year olds you can decimate

[/ QUOTE ]

well put btw.

[Eurotrash]

Ann(e)

[Eurotrash]

Christine

[smokingrobot]

is this wife your mother? or previous to your existence?

also, can i just have one post of like 100 female names? or a differenct post per name?

Rebecca.

[Eurotrash]

Elizabeth?


this is tough.

[newfant]

Martha

[smokingrobot]

Alexis/Alexandra

[Mat Sklansky]

it's my mother, and i guess it's most fair to have one name per post

[shaniac]

Lilly.

[Eurotrash]

Mulva?

[smokingrobot]

meredith

[Burno]

Rebecca

[Eurotrash]

Marcia

[smokingrobot]

Samantha

[newfant]

Ingrid

[Eurotrash]

Margaret

[smokingrobot]

Janine.

[Spaded]

Ethyl. Ester. Or any other chemistry-related name /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[shaniac]

[ QUOTE ]
Mulva?

[/ QUOTE ]

Delores!

[smokingrobot]

Alice.

[smokingrobot]

Berta

[smokingrobot]

Sharon

[smokingrobot]

Ellen

[smokingrobot]

Gloria

[smokingrobot]

Jordan

[Eurotrash]

Jennifer

[smokingrobot]

Natalie

[smokingrobot]

Nina

[Eurotrash]

Hillary

[smokingrobot]

Cindy

[smokingrobot]

Susan

[smokingrobot]

Yasha

[Eurotrash]

Chelsea

[newfant]

Mrs. Sklansky

[Eurotrash]

... Monica.

[smokingrobot]

does she go by her maiden name now?

[Eurotrash]

Catherine

[Eurotrash]

Audrey

[Michael Davis]

Mason.

-Michael

[Eurotrash]

Kelly?

[Dynasty]

Well, he didn't dedicate Theory of Poker or Hold 'em Poker to her.

Does he still call you Matty?

[smokingrobot]

and unless she goes by her maiden name, i've exhausted all the female sklansky's at whitepages.com

[Mat Sklansky]

I don't know how this is relevant, but yes. I have to slumber now. I'm surew there will be a winner by tommorrow

[KaneKungFu123]

christina

[kurosh]

mae

[newfant]

Delilah

[KaneKungFu123]

valerie

[smokingrobot]

i asked because i searched the name Sklansky @ whitepages.com and posted all the female names that showed up... if she goes by her maiden name then none of them are correct except by chance.

[kurosh]

on the off chance that i'm a retard, my second guess is irving.

[KaneKungFu123]

leslie

[KaneKungFu123]

elizebeth

[smokingrobot]

heather

[KaneKungFu123]

louis

[KaneKungFu123]

denise

[smokingrobot]

hannah

[KaneKungFu123]

deloros

[smokingrobot]

rachel

[Dynasty]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ce/DavidSklansky.jpg/200px-DavidSklansky.jpg

[KaneKungFu123]

amber

[smokingrobot]

marni

[KaneKungFu123]

anne

[KaneKungFu123]

nina

[KaneKungFu123]

lisa

[KaneKungFu123]

lorie

[KaneKungFu123]

melissa

[KaneKungFu123]

janis

[KaneKungFu123]

jane

[kurosh]

i got it right... you guys can stop posting

[Eurotrash]

Nancy

[KaneKungFu123]

emily

[KaneKungFu123]

emma

[KaneKungFu123]

hannah

[Eurotrash]

Josephine

[Eurotrash]

Linda

[KaneKungFu123]

carol

[KaneKungFu123]

donna

[KaneKungFu123]

diane

[KaneKungFu123]

shirely

[KaneKungFu123]

janet

[KaneKungFu123]

brenda

[KaneKungFu123]

patricia

[KaneKungFu123]

carolyn

[KaneKungFu123]

kathleen

[KaneKungFu123]

sharon

[KaneKungFu123]

gloria

[KaneKungFu123]

cheryl

[KaneKungFu123]

bonnie

[KaneKungFu123]

marilyn

[KaneKungFu123]

virginia

[KaneKungFu123]

connie

[KaneKungFu123]

diana

[KaneKungFu123]

ruth

[KaneKungFu123]

helen

[KaneKungFu123]

jacqueline

[KaneKungFu123]

ellaine

[KaneKungFu123]

debra

[KaneKungFu123]

vicki

[KaneKungFu123]

laura

[KaneKungFu123]

joanne

[KaneKungFu123]

suzzane

[KaneKungFu123]

teresa

[KaneKungFu123]

evelyn

[KaneKungFu123]

come on elieen

[KaneKungFu123]

irene

[KaneKungFu123]

victoria

[KaneKungFu123]

jeanne

[KaneKungFu123]

anita

[KaneKungFu123]

sue

[KaneKungFu123]

sarah

[KaneKungFu123]

sunshine

[KaneKungFu123]

spring

[KaneKungFu123]

constance

[KaneKungFu123]

charolette

[KaneKungFu123]

lynn

[KaneKungFu123]

marie/maria

[KaneKungFu123]

marsha

[KaneKungFu123]

rose

[KaneKungFu123]

rita

[KaneKungFu123]

frances

[KaneKungFu123]

jean

[KaneKungFu123]

jennifer

[KaneKungFu123]

peggy

[KaneKungFu123]

gail

[KaneKungFu123]

joan

[KaneKungFu123]

jane/janie

[KaneKungFu123]

martha

[Eurotrash]

Grace

[KaneKungFu123]

beverly

[KaneKungFu123]

betty

[KaneKungFu123]

margaret

[KaneKungFu123]

Kurush are you serious or not?

[kurosh]

[ QUOTE ]
i got it right... you guys can stop posting

[/ QUOTE ]
sorry nm, i am retarded and stoned. i took dynasty's post to be a hint and looked in HPFAP. i am very retarded. i will make another guess, my mommy's name.

anna.

[KaneKungFu123]

i ahve best system by far...

phyliss

[wheelz]

delilah

[KaneKungFu123]

Jo

[wheelz]

burnadette

[wheelz]

june

[KaneKungFu123]

Sheila

[KaneKungFu123]

Darlene

[KaneKungFu123]

Maureen

[wheelz]

alexis

[KaneKungFu123]

Roberta

[KaneKungFu123]

Sue

susan

[wheelz]

stella

[wheelz]

candice

[wheelz]

paula

[KaneKungFu123]

im finished guessing but for others

http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/

[wheelz]

someone must've said it but

melissa

[wheelz]

jennifer

[wheelz]

abigail

[wheelz]

kimberley

[wheelz]

robin

[wheelz]

kathleen

[wheelz]

dianne

[wheelz]

tina

[wheelz]

rebecca

[wheelz]

rhonda

[wheelz]

cindy

[wheelz]

denise

[wheelz]

cheryl

[wheelz]

donna

[wheelz]

sandra

[wheelz]

janice

[wheelz]

bonnie

[wheelz]

virginia

[wheelz]

jean

[wheelz]

peggy

[wheelz]

marilyn

[wheelz]

barbara

[wheelz]

joyce

[yellowjack]

Colleen

[Monty]

KaneKungFu

[Monty]

Mat, Sr. I give up.

Patricia

[Yeti]

I had no idea you were David's son until 15 seconds ago. For some reason I always thought you were brothers.

The old boy is wearing well!

[spamuell]

Rumplestiltskin.

[KaneKungFu123]

laqkeisa

[sexdrugsmoney]

Rebekah

[sexdrugsmoney]

Ezra

[sexdrugsmoney]

Judith

[sexdrugsmoney]

Rachel

[sexdrugsmoney]

Delilah

[sexdrugsmoney]

Nurit

[sexdrugsmoney]

Nurita

[sexdrugsmoney]

Nusa

[sexdrugsmoney]

Nusi

[sexdrugsmoney]

Tam

[sexdrugsmoney]

Zilpah

[sexdrugsmoney]

Chava

[sexdrugsmoney]

Hagar

[sexdrugsmoney]

Adi

[sexdrugsmoney]

Zohar

[sexdrugsmoney]

Esther

[sexdrugsmoney]

Cheryl

[sexdrugsmoney]

Moab

[sexdrugsmoney]

Camile

[sexdrugsmoney]

Valeria

[sexdrugsmoney]

Lolita

[sexdrugsmoney]

Davina

[sexdrugsmoney]

Bilhah

[sexdrugsmoney]

Lynette

[sexdrugsmoney]

Jo

[sexdrugsmoney]

Ruby

[sexdrugsmoney]

Gloria

[sexdrugsmoney]

Shaniqua

[sexdrugsmoney]

Bridgette

[sexdrugsmoney]

Barbara

[sexdrugsmoney]

Millie

[sexdrugsmoney]

Rhonda

[sexdrugsmoney]

Alison

[sexdrugsmoney]

Farah

[sexdrugsmoney]

Wendy

[sexdrugsmoney]

Sandy

[sexdrugsmoney]

Roberta

[Mat Sklansky]

[ QUOTE ]
debra

[/ QUOTE ]

Misspelled, but correct. Mae is my grandmother's name.

Post your questions on tuesday.