Pregnant Women - Hot or Not?

[MikeNaked]

My wife is 5 months pregnant, and man, has my libido plummeted...

My wife on the other hand is goat-horny, but I don't want any part of it. It is kinda nice to have the tables turned for once /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

How did you cope with your wife's pregancy? Anybody out there get turned on by the sight of a woman gestating?

[Mat Sklansky]

I've never had the pleaure? of pregnant intercourse, but i've heard that the rear entry position in cases like this results in a pleasurable situation for both parties in question.

[jokerthief]

The best thing to do is to be honest with your wife. Tell her that you find her repulsive and no amount of viagra will hoist your sail.

[garyjacosta]

my wife is currently 6 months pregnant with our second kid.

Personally, I love it. Don't have to worry about knocking her up!

[Manque]

I find pregnant women hot. Don't know why.

[Al P]

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I've never had the pleasure of intercourse, but i've heard that the SIIHP in cases like this results in a pleasurable situation for both parties in question.

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FYP

[istewart]

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I've never had the pleaure? of pregnant intercourse, but i've heard that the rear entry position in cases like this results in a pleasurable situation for all three parties in question.

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[Jurollo]

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I've never had the pleaure? of pregnant intercourse, but i've heard that the rear entry position in cases like this results in a pleasurable situation for both parties in question.

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You, my friend, are on fire tonight!
~Justin

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My wife on the other hand is goat-horny, but I don't want any part of it

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just tell her to keep it off the bed

[bones]

"Having sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas into a car that you've already wrecked" -Jefferson D'Arcy

[whiskeytown]

never did it, but I read an article once by a pregnant woman in Salon.com -

pregnancy can increase bloodflow to the nether region, increasing arousal and making it very easy for her to climax - her husband hadn't even got started the first time - just some light rubbing/making out and blammo - her knees were shaking -

in short - if I were you, I'd be going down on that as much as she wants, if for no other reason then she WILL be skinny again and you want her to remember the good times - /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

[jakethebake]

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I've never had the pleaure? of pregnant intercourse, but i've heard that the rear entry position in cases like this results in a pleasurable situation for all three parties in question.

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Niiiice

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[whiskeytown]

mmmnnnnn....MILF's -

RB

Note the pissed off, barren bitch behind the guy at the table. You know she's heading home and poking holes in all of his condoms to make sure that she too, becomes "hot".

[peachy]

yeah minus britney spears

[istewart]

http://www.celebskin.net/i/britney-spears/britney-spears-03.jpg

[MikeNaked]

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in short - if I were you, I'd be going down on that as much as she wants, if for no other reason then she WILL be skinny again and you want her to remember the good times - /images/graemlins/grin.gif


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Thing is, it smells differently. Not bad... but not good either.

[MikeNaked]

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I've never had the pleaure? of pregnant intercourse, but i've heard that the rear entry position in cases like this results in a pleasurable situation for both parties in question.

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Note the pissed off, barren bitch behind the guy at the table. You know she's heading home and poking holes in all of his condoms to make sure that she too, becomes "hot".

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2 LOLs!! Nice work fellas!

[diebitter]

Yep when it was my wife.

Nope to any other preggos.

[MikeNaked]

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I find pregnant women hot. Don't know why.

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Come onnnn! You know why!

Is it the distended.tits? The stretched-out, pumpkinesque stomach? The rank hormonal smell? The knowledge that your progeny is expanding with every heartbeat?

[LethalRose]

not x 10^29

[KDawgCometh]

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I've never had the pleaure? of pregnant intercourse, but i've heard that the rear entry position in cases like this results in a pleasurable situation for all three parties in question.

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nh

[whiskeytown]

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The knowledge that your progeny is expanding with every heartbeat?

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I can just hear the guy shouting at the baby in the belly, wanting to give him a head start and sex-ed 101 - -

"OK SON - HERE'S WHAT YA DO - FIRST GET HER DRUNK AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER, THEN SLOWLY SUGGEST THAT SHE COME BACK TO YOUR PLACE WHERE YOU START THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO - LET ME GIVE YOU SOME TIPS - WATCH WHAT I'M DOING FROM WHERE YOU'RE AT" /images/graemlins/grin.gif

what the hell is wrong with me anyways....

Is Britney SPears drinkin alchohol? what a dumb ho shes southern La. she should be helpin the hurricane victimes

Dump that bitch

[codewarrior]

Yum. I like it. Boobies. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Nothing like watching TV, and next thing her head in your lap slobbing the knob. Def. good times. Your mileage may vary, and that's perfectly normal. Communication at this stage is key.

[sexdrugsmoney]

Pregnant women = run!

[mostsmooth]

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I've never had the pleasure of intercourse, but i've heard that the SIIHP in cases like this results in a pleasurable situation for both parties in question.

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FYP

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FYI, fixing posts is gay

[SuitedSixes]

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in short - if I were you, I'd be going down on that as much as she wants,

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Be sure to talk to the kid while you are down there, to get a jump start on the father/child bonding experience.

A friend once said of his pregnant wife, "She's got so many hormones pumping through her body, she couldn't say, 'no,' if she wanted to."

[Los Feliz Slim]

I had the same experience. The presence of my "daughter" so close to our business also had a psychological effect on my libido, I think.

However, it IS important that you give your wife some physical intimacy. She's going to be very fragile emotionally as she gets bigger and bigger. Even if you're just messing around, even if YOU don't want to, it's +EV in terms of the crap it'll save you.

Also, remember this: it's going to be a while AFTER the birth before she CAN have sex, let alone want to. So, if you don't do it now, you're looking at up to seven months or so with no nookie, which does strange things to a man's brain.

[Los Feliz Slim]

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if I were you, I'd be going down on that as much as she wants

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from: Sex During Pregnancy (http://www.expectantmothersguide.com/library/philadelphia/sex.htm)

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There are some sexual behaviors that should be avoided when pregnant. When participating in oral sex, make certain that your partner does not blow air into your vagina. This can cause an air embolism, which is the blockage of a blood vessel by an air bubble. An embolism can be fatal to the fetus or the mother.

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So, if you're going that route, don't try anything too fancy.

[jakethebake]

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if I were you, I'd be going down on that as much as she wants

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from: Sex During Pregnancy (http://www.expectantmothersguide.com/library/philadelphia/sex.htm)

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There are some sexual behaviors that should be avoided when pregnant. When participating in oral sex, make certain that your partner does not blow air into your vagina. This can cause an air embolism, which is the blockage of a blood vessel by an air bubble. An embolism can be fatal to the fetus or the mother.

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So, if you're going that route, don't try anything too fancy.

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Not to mention there are usually all kinds of mucus sevretions when she's pregnant. Nothing i need to taste. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Mr_J]

I reckon pregnant women are hot??!!!?

[pokerdirty]

careful now, you dont want your baby's head looking like this...

http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/aerodynamics/sports/golf-ball.jpg

[DasLeben]

Or like this:

https://netfiles.uiuc.edu/npandit/ece291/final_project/images/stewie6.jpg