Thank God!

[newfant]

President Chimpy is on site! Everything's going to be alright now.

[newfant]

For those that didn't see it on TV, Chimpy, the FEMA director, the governors of MS and AL, and the Coast Guard leader just had a made-for-TV faux briefing conference in Mobile, AL. The President was supposedly "updated" on the situation in front of the TV cameras. There was a lot of congratulatory speak and mutual masturbation. Pathetic.

"You see. Hurrycanes...hurrycanes are BAD. Bad things ain't GOOD. So I'm against the hurrycaines 'cause I'm not for things that ain't..that ain't... GOOD. It's just common cents. Why can't these hurrycanes be more likes candy canes. Then we wouldn't have all these... these problems... It's really quite simple."

http://www.secularlife.org/lw/dubya7.jpg

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President Chimpy is on site! Everything's going to be alright now.

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Remember when Bush was running on the platform 'He'll protect us better than Kerry'

[BeerMoney]

Anybody hear Anderson Cooper tell the politicians they need to stop patting each other on the back?

[cadillac1234]

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Anybody hear Anderson Cooper tell the politicians they need to stop patting each other on the back?

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Thank God the press is finally getting a godam back-bone

Bush to women: "There's a Salvation Army center that I want to, that I'll tell you where it is, and they'll get you some help. I'm sorry.... They'll help you.....

Woman 1: "I came here looking for clothes..."

Bush: "They'll get you some clothes, at the Salvation Army center..."

Woman 1: "We don't have anything..."

Bush: "I understand.... Do you know where the center is, that I'm talking to you about?"

Guy with shades: "There's no center there, sir, it's a truck."

Bush: "There's trucks?"

Guy: "There's a school, a school about two miles away....."

Bush: "But isn't there a Salvation center down there?"

Guy: "No that's wiped out...."

Bush: "A temporary center? "

Guy: "No sir they've got a truck there, for food."

Bush: "That's what I'm saying, for food and water."

Bush turns to the sister who's been saying how she needs clothes.

Bush to sister: "You need food and water."

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When do we invade Iran?