problems finding parking

[smokingrobot]

since im too inept to make a poll...

i live in philadelphia. parking is limited. my [censored] head neighbor parks his el camino in what would be two spots (do you know what i mean? its street parking, but he positions his car so noone can park in front or behind him, its difficult to explain i guess).

but here's the issue. i thought about leaving a note saying "hey [censored] head if you dont like parking your car in the city the way the rest of have to, leave the city", or i thought about keying his car.

what should i do?

remember, this guy is also an obnoxious prick, so there is no reason to feel sympathy for him, however i do hate to hurt the el camino.

edit: removed poker content.

[jason_t]

Grow up.

No poker content in OOT.

[smokingrobot]

crap my bad. i'll take that part out.

[LethalRose]

is it illegial to do that in your area?

if its not, do it to him when you get a chance.

[zephed]

Leave a note, don't call him a dickhead. Dickheads will become even greater dickheads when you point out their dickheadedness.

Does he ever move his car? Get his spot when he's gone.

Cone it off or leave your trashcan there next time. Or just leave a giant pile of turd there.

What's the importance of pointing out that it's an El Camino? That's like two steps below a Trans Am on the cool factor.