Nick
08-31-2005, 08:38 PM
A fellow I know was convicted of embezzlement from his employer and was sentenced to 2 years in the state pen. He's an accountant and had never been in jail before. Needless to say he was petrified to be in his new home.
His first day he was led into his cell by the guard. To his dismay he saw, sitting on the lower bunk, a large mean looking black buck of a man. He dared not make eye contact with the guy and just stood there motionless, feeling the perspiration pour off of him. He could sense the man looking at him intently. After a long minute, the man said something to him:
'Hey - is you a Mamma or a Daddy?
'Oh my god', the accountant thought to himself. He was frightened and at a loss as what to say. But he knew what he had better not say and so sheepishly replied 'Uh, I guess I am a Daddy.'
The black man smiled and said to him, 'Then come over here and suck yo Mamma's dick.'
His first day he was led into his cell by the guard. To his dismay he saw, sitting on the lower bunk, a large mean looking black buck of a man. He dared not make eye contact with the guy and just stood there motionless, feeling the perspiration pour off of him. He could sense the man looking at him intently. After a long minute, the man said something to him:
'Hey - is you a Mamma or a Daddy?
'Oh my god', the accountant thought to himself. He was frightened and at a loss as what to say. But he knew what he had better not say and so sheepishly replied 'Uh, I guess I am a Daddy.'
The black man smiled and said to him, 'Then come over here and suck yo Mamma's dick.'