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08-30-2005, 09:56 PM
Have you ever felt like literally the stupidist person in the world?

Like something you've wanted all your life was just out of arms reach and you were too stupid to lean over and grab it?

Like you've just discovered gold, but didn't have tools and are where too dumb to dig it out by hand?



Give me some more examples of extreme self-inflicted stupidity please.
kyro
08-30-2005, 10:06 PM
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stupidist


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I don't think there's a chance of this happening to me ever again.
08-30-2005, 10:12 PM
Good example, I'll add...

Like grabbing the same hot pot off the stove without pot holders, time and time again, because it 'looks big and should be cool enough'...Only to get burned each and every time.
handsome
08-30-2005, 10:57 PM
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Like you've just discovered gold, but didn't have tools and are where too dumb to dig it out by hand?


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Sorry, I've never felt where too dumb. I have something called "self-esteem."
kyro
08-30-2005, 10:59 PM
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Good example, I'll add...

Like grabbing the same hot pot off the stove without pot holders, time and time again, because it 'looks big and should be cool enough'...Only to get burned each and every time.

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Yeah, you know. I learned not to do this when I was 5.
08-30-2005, 11:15 PM
Nice, kick a guy in the spell-checker when he's down. Sorry, Bill has made me lazy. [censored] happens.

I guess you have to do coke around here to get someone to cheer you up.
imported_CaseClosed326
08-30-2005, 11:26 PM
Been there. Happens to more people than they would like to admit. Don't worry about it, and don't let it get you down. As long as you learn from your mistakes then you can't be that stupid.
kurosh
08-31-2005, 12:06 AM
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Have you ever felt like literally the stupidist person in the world?

Like something you've wanted all your life was just out of arms reach and you were too stupid to lean over and grab it?

Like you've just discovered gold, but didn't have tools and are where too dumb to dig it out by hand?



Give me some more examples of extreme self-inflicted stupidity please.

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This is about a girl, isn't it?
Escape
08-31-2005, 01:32 AM
It's about a failed rape attempt.
edfurlong
08-31-2005, 02:34 AM
I once watched my roommate strain pasta. Over the stove.

I should have said something, but then I couldn't have brought it up every time he starts [censored].
handsome
08-31-2005, 03:01 AM
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I once watched my roommate strain pasta. Over the stove.

I should have said something, but then I couldn't have brought it up every time he starts [censored].

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Wait.. where did the water go?
codewarrior
08-31-2005, 07:19 AM
For the resident OOT genius, this really shouldn't be that hard for you to figure out.
jakethebake
08-31-2005, 08:09 AM
Nice use of "literally"
ChipWrecked
08-31-2005, 09:30 AM
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I guess you have to do coke around here to get someone to cheer you up.

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Brilliant. Welcome aboard, n00b!