View Full Version : Things you DON'T want to hear at a party....
whiskeytown
08-30-2005, 07:11 PM
had a good bye party for a coworker on Sat. - I had a few and a few had a lot - there are at least two things I remember about this party after the fact that I didn't need to hear -
1. - flirting with a 35 year old "girl" (she looked about 25)- and she was talking about having kids someday and I pointed out she was still good since women could still have kids in their 40's - she then said it wasn't safe and she had 2 miscarriages -
2. - the coworker who's leaving was all sappy sappy cause we hadn't gotten along for a while and now we were - and she asked me out on a date - this being someone I definately do NOT want to be dealing with - I think I told her no in no uncertain terms -
I didn't need either of those pieces of info - I really didn't.
RB
handsome
08-30-2005, 07:11 PM
#1 statement you don't want to hear at a party:
"I have ebola."
LethalRose
08-30-2005, 07:12 PM
MUCH worse things can be said at a party.
Alobar
08-30-2005, 07:14 PM
you need to get out more....seriously
tdarko
08-30-2005, 07:17 PM
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Things you DON'T want to hear at a party....
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when jamie foxx walks into a VMA after party and sees OJ and then says, "this must be a killer party OJ is here!"
Luzion
08-30-2005, 07:20 PM
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when jamie foxx walks into a VMA after party and sees OJ and then says, "this must be a killer party OJ is here!"
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haha
tdarko
08-30-2005, 07:30 PM
then later at the party he started dancing and yelled, "alright everyone do the OJ!" which was just dancing and then making a stabbing motion with your arm.
whiskeytown
08-30-2005, 07:33 PM
I cannot refute this fact
RB
Blarg
08-30-2005, 07:34 PM
You wouldn't believe what they stirred the punch with.
daryljobe777
08-30-2005, 08:33 PM
"COPS!!!!!!"
MarkL444
08-30-2005, 08:35 PM
idiot frat guys saying they'll give you 3-1 that they get laid tonight.
bugstud
08-30-2005, 09:30 PM
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idiot frat guys saying they'll give you 3-1 that they get laid tonight.
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owned
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The keg is dead.
[/ QUOTE ] "but we have a bunch of wine coolers and some zimas left."
ThaSaltCracka
08-30-2005, 09:47 PM
the two things I don't want to hear.
1. I have a boyfriend
2. We are out of beer
In that order.
rusellmj
08-30-2005, 10:02 PM
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1. I have a boyfriend
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"I don't mind" is my standard in that situation.
Slacker13
08-30-2005, 10:08 PM
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Things you DON'T want to hear at a party....
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Kegs Empty!
tbach24
08-30-2005, 10:08 PM
no
fingokra
08-30-2005, 10:27 PM
alright everybody time to switch partners
Duffman
08-30-2005, 10:30 PM
Dude, she has a penis.
jakethebake
08-31-2005, 08:45 AM
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1. - flirting with a 35 year old "girl" (she looked about 25)- and she was talking about having kids someday and I pointed out she was still good since women could still have kids in their 40's - she then said it wasn't safe and she had 2 miscarriages
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On the bright side, she puts out and knocking her up probably isn't a problem even if it happens.
fatpants
08-31-2005, 08:49 AM
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1. - flirting with a 35 year old "girl" (she looked about 25)- and she was talking about having kids someday and I pointed out she was still good since women could still have kids in their 40's - she then said it wasn't safe and she had 2 miscarriages
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On the bright side, she puts out and knocking her up probably isn't a problem even if it happens.
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nh
steelcmg
08-31-2005, 08:50 AM
this is an easy one Kegs Kicked and all the girls have left!!!
JFB37
08-31-2005, 08:50 AM
I'm pretty sure that this woman (http://www.killervibe.com/office_party.htm) regrets what she said at the office party.
codewarrior
08-31-2005, 08:53 AM
D'oh. LOL.
diebitter
08-31-2005, 09:04 AM
"I think we got away with it. Did you tell Joe not to try the punch?"
"Where's that Village People CD?"
"Can I have volunteers to help get rid of the hell's angels at the front door?"
Vavavoom
08-31-2005, 09:11 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...
Bet she regretted that....
jakethebake
08-31-2005, 09:16 AM
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D'oh. LOL.
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It won't play for me for some reason. /images/graemlins/confused.gif
2planka
08-31-2005, 09:18 AM
"Do you guys have a plunger.... and a mop?"
BeerMoney
08-31-2005, 09:27 AM
Way to make a post to try and let the whole world know you got asked out on a date.
This post sucked.
craig r
08-31-2005, 09:33 AM
Friend: Sorry, I lied, it is a frat party.
craig
TheIrishThug
08-31-2005, 10:07 AM
RELEASE THE IGUANAS!!!!
diebitter
08-31-2005, 10:36 AM
"The Swedish Bikini Team can't make it"
jakethebake
08-31-2005, 10:37 AM
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"The Swedish Bikini Team can't make it"
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They had to go to the pigtail thread party instead?
lucas9000
08-31-2005, 10:41 AM
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the pigtail thread party
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a pigtail party. now there is an idea whose time has come.
jakethebake
08-31-2005, 10:42 AM
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the pigtail thread party
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a pigtail party. now there is an idea whose time has come.
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Agreed! Why has no one thought of this before?
diebitter
08-31-2005, 11:18 AM
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the pigtail thread party
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a pigtail party. now there is an idea whose time has come.
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I WANT IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Can one of you younger, single guys organise one, take lots of pics, and send a link. If you're having trouble for webspace, I'll provide that /images/graemlins/smile.gif
I WANT IT!
DrNo888
08-31-2005, 02:11 PM
Not from parties, but pretty funny nonetheless.
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/
Patrick del Poker Grande
08-31-2005, 02:17 PM
Hobo: Does anyone have a quarter so I can make a phone call?
Dude: You don't need a quarter; just dial down the center, 1-800-CALL-ATT.
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