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samjjones
08-30-2005, 12:25 PM
My nomination: 1941

Yeti
08-30-2005, 12:28 PM
Oceans 11.

Cancuk
08-30-2005, 12:29 PM
mars attacks

Dave G.
08-30-2005, 12:30 PM
"Paint Your Wagon" - Clint Eastwood, Lee Marvin. Pretty kickass front guys there, but the storyline... well, was beyond stupid. Clint Eastwood singing? Come on dudes.

MrWookie47
08-30-2005, 12:37 PM
Unbreakable.

08-30-2005, 12:38 PM
Sin City

BradleyT
08-30-2005, 12:39 PM
Be cool

offTopic
08-30-2005, 12:40 PM
I see this movie is currently at 7.2/10 or thereabouts on imdb, but I didn't like it very much, so: The Negotiator.

Also, a loooong time ago, my sister was raving about how funny this movie was that she'd just seen, so a bunch of us went to see it. The move was I Love You To Death, and we emerged from the theater vowing to never listen to my sister about a movie again.

steelcmg
08-30-2005, 12:40 PM
castaway!!!! Best person for the movie but i hate that dam movie

swede123
08-30-2005, 12:40 PM
That's the one that came to mind for me as well.

Swede

Edge34
08-30-2005, 12:43 PM
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Sin City

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WTF?

stabn
08-30-2005, 12:44 PM
America's Sweethearts:

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Starring:
Julia Roberts Billy Crystal
Catherine Zeta-Jones John Cusack
Billy Crystal Hank Azaria
Stanley Tucci Christopher Walken
Alan Arkin Seth Green
Shaun Robinson


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08-30-2005, 12:45 PM
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Sin City

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WTF?

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Sorry, but it was boring. And the narration . . . ugh.

tbach24
08-30-2005, 12:46 PM
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Oceans 12.

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PTjvs
08-30-2005, 12:51 PM
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Sin City

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WTF?

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Sorry, but it was boring. And the narration . . . ugh.

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I also thought Sin City was awful.

jvs

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 12:56 PM
U-Turn.

Only saw it for the cast, figured even Stone couldn't eff up Sean Penn, Nick Nolte, Powers Boothe, Jennifer Lopez, Claire Danes, Joaquin Phoenix, Jon Voight, Billy Bob Thornton, Julie Hagerty and Liv Tyler.

Boy was I wrong, what a terrible movie.

JoeC
08-30-2005, 12:57 PM
Obviously Oceans 12.

SL__72
08-30-2005, 01:02 PM
Gigli.

SL__72
08-30-2005, 01:04 PM
nm

smokingrobot
08-30-2005, 01:05 PM
do you not like film noir? i think narration is pretty standard in most detective type/film noir style flicks.

i think the narration was necessary.

08-30-2005, 01:06 PM
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do you not like film noir?

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no

Nathan183
08-30-2005, 01:08 PM
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Sin City

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WTF?

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Sorry, but it was boring. And the narration . . . ugh.

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Sorry, but you're wrong.

unlucky513
08-30-2005, 01:10 PM
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Sin City

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WTF?

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Sorry, but it was boring. And the narration . . . ugh.

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I also thought Sin City was awful.

jvs

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imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 01:11 PM
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do you not like film noir?

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no

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Probably shouldn't have expected to like the movie then, or bothered to watch it.

08-30-2005, 01:12 PM
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do you not like film noir?

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no

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Probably shouldn't have expected to like the movie then, or bothered to watch it.

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Yup.

The Armchair
08-30-2005, 01:13 PM
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mars attacks

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durron597
08-30-2005, 01:15 PM
Vanilla Sky

Magnolia

SL__72
08-30-2005, 01:17 PM
Thats almost the opposite, Tom Cruise sucks and those are pretty good movies.

mike4bmp
08-30-2005, 01:28 PM
Italian Job

durron597
08-30-2005, 01:29 PM
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Thats almost the opposite, Tom Cruise sucks and those are pretty good movies.

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The movies are both terrible and Tom Cruise is OK sometimes but he had good supporting actors that I like usually.

And I just went and checked and Magnolia didn't have as many big names as I thought it did...

Vanilla Sky:
Penelope Cruz
Cameron Diaz
Kurt Russell (kinda)

Magnolia:
Julianne Moore
William H. Macy

istewart
08-30-2005, 01:38 PM
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Oceans 11.

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Uhh, wtf? First of all the movie is very entertaining. Second of all nobody in the cast is an incredible actor/actress (albeit big celebrities), I don't know what more you were expecting.

istewart
08-30-2005, 01:40 PM
Woody Allen had two movies in the late 90s that had tons of names, but were very meh IMO. Let me think of more.

Paluka
08-30-2005, 01:40 PM
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Unbreakable.

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I think the exact opposite of Unbreakable. I find the cast just okay, but thought the movie was awesome.

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 01:43 PM
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Vanilla Sky:
Penelope Cruz
Cameron Diaz
Kurt Russell (kinda)
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Other than Kurt Russell, who is usually underrated IMO, these are some lightweight names.

istewart
08-30-2005, 01:46 PM
Con Air had a lot of people, I think. But I enjoy that movie. Perhaps Batman Forever?

EDIT: Casino. Not a horrible movie but not amazing.

SL__72
08-30-2005, 01:53 PM
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Oceans 11.

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Uhh, wtf? First of all the movie is very entertaining. Second of all nobody in the cast is an incredible actor/actress (albeit big celebrities), I don't know what more you were expecting.

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I thought he meant the original one... if he was talking about the new one then I disagree with both of you. Great cast, good movie. Not only is it a great cast, the characters were all well cast.

istewart
08-30-2005, 01:58 PM
You wouldn't be disagreeing with me. I think the cast is good too. But in the sense that it's not an acting spectacle, it's just a good movie.

TheMainEvent
08-30-2005, 02:01 PM
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Perhaps Batman Forever?

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Very good choice

Edit: I thought you meant Batman &amp; Robin which was a much worse film, and only a slightly worse cast.

wayabvpar
08-30-2005, 02:01 PM
Ocean's Twelve was the first one to pop into my mind. All the same cast as the 'original', but none of the fun or interest.

A_Junglen
08-30-2005, 02:09 PM
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Sin City

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WTF?

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Sorry, but it was boring. And the narration . . . ugh.

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Sin City was god-awful. It seems like there aren't many ppl that think it was "ok"...either they hated it, or loved it....I don't see how anybody could love this POS. God, where do I go to get the 2.5hrs i wasted from watching that back?

durron597
08-30-2005, 02:17 PM
Yeah in retrospect the casts weren't as good as I remembered them being at the time, when the movies occurred to me.

Movies still bad though.

Senor Cardgage
08-30-2005, 02:25 PM
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Magnolia

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You go to hell and you die.

08-30-2005, 02:25 PM
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Italian Job

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I really liked this one.

Oceans 12 was far worse. As was Nothing But Trouble (Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy).

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 02:26 PM
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Sin City

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WTF?

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Sorry, but it was boring. And the narration . . . ugh.

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Sin City was god-awful. It seems like there aren't many ppl that think it was "ok"...either they hated it, or loved it....I don't see how anybody could love this POS. God, where do I go to get the 2.5hrs i wasted from watching that back?

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I thought it was OK. Thought the bit with Mickey Rourke was the best, and the opener w/ Michael Madsen and Bruce Willis was the worst. Really liked Mickey Rourke in it.

Alobar
08-30-2005, 02:26 PM
which ever batman movie was the one with arnold and george clooney and nicole kidman and a few other big names. I HATE the batman movies (tho the new one kicks ass) and I only went and saw it because it had so mnay kickass people in it. It was soooo bad I seriously just wanted to leave the theatre. awful awful movie.

istewart
08-30-2005, 02:27 PM
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which ever batman movie was the one with arnold and george clooney and nicole kidman and a few other big names. I HATE the batman movies (tho the new one kicks ass) and I only went and saw it because it had so mnay kickass people in it. It was soooo bad I seriously just wanted to leave the theatre. awful awful movie.

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You're confusing Batman and Robin with Batman Forever, but yeah.

BUT, Batman Returns and Batman kick ass.

08-30-2005, 02:28 PM
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Ocean's Twelve was the first one to pop into my mind. All the same cast as the 'original', but none of the fun or interest.

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Oh, don't forget the inclusion of Catherine Zeta Jones, Bruce Willis and Julia Roberts (playing herself in a 20-minute self-hornblowing scene).

All thate extra "star power" than Oceans 11, and about 28% as entertaining.

EDIT: I forgot Roberts was in the original. How could I? She's sooo beautiful and such a great actress. &lt;sarcasm&gt;.

MrWookie47
08-30-2005, 02:36 PM
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Unbreakable.

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I think the exact opposite of Unbreakable. I find the cast just okay, but thought the movie was awesome.

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I know there are a lot of people here who seem to like this movie, but I found it absolutely vomit inducing. Slower than traffic out of New Orleans on Sunday, and the "shocker" ending where the villain reveals that his mission in his life is to get defeated by the hero? Yuck. Most retarded villain ever. Also, Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis aren't exactly small time actors.

Anyway, I haven't seen Sin City, so I can't comment on that. I'm tempted to change my vote for Gigli, though. I'm not sure if that movie's increased suckiness in the numerator makes up for JLo's lesser reputation in the denomiator.

Reef
08-30-2005, 02:58 PM
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Sin City

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WTF?

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Sorry, but it was boring. And the narration . . . ugh.

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I also thought Sin City was awful.

jvs

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highly disagree

Sightless
08-30-2005, 03:04 PM
Heat is the answer for me

NutCrackerr
08-30-2005, 03:08 PM
Gone in 60 Seconds
or
Pauly Shore is Dead

08-30-2005, 03:08 PM
Envy

Ben Stiller and Jack Black have been really funny in other movies but they somehow combined for possibly the worst movie i've ever seen.

lucas9000
08-30-2005, 03:11 PM
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Heat is the answer for me

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we cannot be friends.

Rushmore
08-30-2005, 03:11 PM
Can't read all of the other posts, but here is the right answer:

It's a tie between Copland, Sleepers, Bonfire of the Vanities, and Hero.

That is all.

Ooh, ooh. And The South Park Movie.

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 03:12 PM
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Heat is the answer for me

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Good answer. Such a boring movie. Both times we tried to watch it we never got to the second tape. Expected so much, too.

lucas9000
08-30-2005, 03:13 PM
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Hero.

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i really like hero. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 03:16 PM
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Can't read all of the other posts, but here is the right answer:

It's a tie between Copland, Sleepers, Bonfire of the Vanities, and Hero.

That is all.

Ooh, ooh. And The South Park Movie.

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I like Copland (this movie is just misunderstood - people expect some shoot-em-up and that's not the kind of movie it is), and Hero. Never saw Sleepers and Bonfire.

I don't understand the South Park thing, tho. How can you like the cast and not the movie? Isn't the cast the same as from the show? If you like the cast don't you like the show? If you like the show how do you not like the movie? Am I thinking about this waaaaaaaayyyy too much?

Alobar
08-30-2005, 03:18 PM
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Can't read all of the other posts, but here is the right answer:

It's a tie between Copland, Sleepers, Bonfire of the Vanities, and Hero.

That is all.

Ooh, ooh. And The South Park Movie.

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hero??? huh? I think it was an awesome movie, but irregardles, its not like it had a stellar cast, it was a small cast of mostly unkown people (by american standards at least)

istewart
08-30-2005, 03:18 PM
Sleepers! Ding. Not a horrible movie either IMO but a great choice.

drewjustdrew
08-30-2005, 03:22 PM
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Can't read all of the other posts, but here is the right answer:

It's a tie between Copland, Sleepers, Bonfire of the Vanities, and Hero.

That is all.

Ooh, ooh. And The South Park Movie.

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hero??? huh? I think it was an awesome movie, but irregardles, its not like it had a stellar cast, it was a small cast of mostly unkown people (by american standards at least)

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Maybe he's thinking of this one. (http://imdb.com/title/tt0104412/)

-Skeme-
08-30-2005, 03:24 PM
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Boy was I wrong, what a terrible movie.

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U Turn was awesome.

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 03:25 PM
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Can't read all of the other posts, but here is the right answer:

It's a tie between Copland, Sleepers, Bonfire of the Vanities, and Hero.

That is all.

Ooh, ooh. And The South Park Movie.

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hero??? huh? I think it was an awesome movie, but irregardles, its not like it had a stellar cast, it was a small cast of mostly unkown people (by american standards at least)

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Maybe he's thinking of this one. (http://imdb.com/title/tt0104412/)

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That makes sense.

Still not that great a cast tho. The only actor there thought of as a truly great actor is Dustin Hoffman, and he sucks.

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 03:26 PM
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Boy was I wrong, what a terrible movie.

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U Turn was awesome.

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U Turn was one of the biggest piles of crap ever to come out of a studio. That's all I've got to say.

codewarrior
08-30-2005, 03:28 PM
It's film noir - it's supposed to have narration and people talking to themselves.

benza13
08-30-2005, 03:32 PM
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Good answer. Such a boring movie. Both times we tried to watch it we never got to the second tape. Expected so much, too.

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What's a tape?

But seriously, you need to try again, this movie is fantastic. The second half is definitely better than the first, as well, so maybe try watching that second "tape" you were talking about.

codewarrior
08-30-2005, 03:33 PM
When I perfect my Jedi mind powers, I am coming through the internet connection of the next person that improperly uses the word "irregardless" and throttle them.

-Skeme-
08-30-2005, 03:35 PM
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U Turn was one of the biggest piles of crap ever to come out of a studio. That's all I've got to say.

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What was so bad about it? It was highly entertaining. The parts with BBT as the crazy mechanic were awesome. The TNT parts with Pheonix were great, too. Nick Nolte gets stabbed with an axe.. what's not to like?

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 03:36 PM
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Good answer. Such a boring movie. Both times we tried to watch it we never got to the second tape. Expected so much, too.

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What's a tape?

But seriously, you need to try again, this movie is fantastic. The second half is definitely better than the first, as well, so maybe try watching that second "tape" you were talking about.

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Well, it came out a while ago...I rented it on video when it was first out, we thought it was going to be great. Came on two videos, and we just couldn't bring ourselves to throw the second one in. We watched the first, ended up returning the film w/o watching the second, rented it again sometime later, and did the same thing.

Maybe I should give it another try.

Why does everything Michael Mann makes have to be so damn long, though?

lucas9000
08-30-2005, 03:39 PM
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Maybe I should give it another try.

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definitely. get the new dvd if you can...there is some interesting bonus material about how deniro's character was based on a real guy, with stories from the cop who went after him.

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 03:41 PM
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U Turn was one of the biggest piles of crap ever to come out of a studio. That's all I've got to say.

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What was so bad about it? It was highly entertaining. The parts with BBT as the crazy mechanic were awesome. The TNT parts with Pheonix were great, too. Nick Nolte gets stabbed with an axe.. what's not to like?

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Every character's an unlikeable idiot, Stone's camerawork is schizophrenic, and the plot is thinner than Claire Danes in the movie. The thing that really got me was the direction, tho. In a scene where Nolte and Penn are driving in a car and talking, Stone continually focuses on one of Nolte's hands. For no real reason, just because it's a shot no one else uses and he's dying to show people how clever he is. The whole movie plays like some retarted film school dork saying, "Hey, look at me!!!!"

But that's....just one man's opinion.

I'm sorry, that's really all I'm going to say. I've said more about Oliver Stone's flicks on this site in the last few days than he's said in them.

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 03:42 PM
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Maybe I should give it another try.

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definitely. get the new dvd if you can...there is some interesting bonus material about how deniro's character was based on a real guy, with stories from the cop who went after him.

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Cool. I will try the DVD next time, we have moved on in the world.

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 03:42 PM
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When I perfect my Jedi mind powers, I am coming through the internet connection of the next person that improperly uses the word "irregardless" and throttle them.

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Not to pick a nit, but what would the "proper" use of a non-existant word be?

08-30-2005, 04:09 PM
Oceans 12 or Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

-Skeme-
08-30-2005, 04:41 PM
J&amp;SBSB was hilarious.

imported_The Vibesman
08-30-2005, 04:45 PM
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J&amp;SBSB was hilarious.

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My favorite Kevin Smith movie, and it is SO not close.

edtost
08-30-2005, 05:42 PM
The Dream Team (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097235/)

siccjay
08-30-2005, 05:45 PM
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mars attacks

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This movie is awesome.

Crveballin
08-30-2005, 05:46 PM
Royal Tennanbaums
Be Cool

siccjay
08-30-2005, 05:47 PM
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[ As was Nothing But Trouble (Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy).

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This movie is also awesome.

stabn
08-30-2005, 06:23 PM
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Jet Li, Ziyi Zhang, Tony Leung Chiu-Wai, Donnie Yen, Maggie Cheung


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These are huge names in HK Cinema.

08-30-2005, 06:28 PM
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[ As was Nothing But Trouble (Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, Dan Aykroyd, John Candy).

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This movie is also awesome.

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Oh, it's one of my fav's, but it was a box office failure. "Ants on a log ma'am?" "Oh, ants...Oh yeah!"

It was one of those awesomely bad 80's movies that somehow was released in 1990...

Rockatansky
08-30-2005, 06:30 PM
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Thats almost the opposite, Tom Cruise sucks and those are pretty good movies.

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08-30-2005, 06:31 PM
Popeye

Hamish McBagpipe
08-30-2005, 06:32 PM
Black Hawk Down. Mediocre war film. Kick-ass cast other than that twerp Josh Hartnett.

Eric Bana
Ewen McGregor plus his Spud pal from Trainspotting
William Fichtner
Tom Sizemore
Orlando Bloom
Jeremy Piven (sp.)

and others....too lazy to look it up.

CD56
08-30-2005, 06:55 PM
I think the answer has to be The Score.

Brando
DeNiro
Norton

likely the 3 best actors of the past 3 generations and by the end I was trying to swallow my own tongue.

-Skeme-
08-30-2005, 07:17 PM
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Royal Tennanbaums

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WTF.

cwsiggy
08-30-2005, 07:19 PM
ditto The Score - though I thought it was mildly entertaining.

pankwindu
08-30-2005, 07:32 PM
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When I perfect my Jedi mind powers, I am coming through the internet connection of the next person that improperly uses the word "irregardless" and throttle them.

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I used to be a language nazi myself, but I have mellowed considerably in my old age, finding it more interesting and less stressful to study the phenomenon rather than be critical of it. One resource to help with this is the fascinating site World Wide Words (http://www.worldwidewords.org/), with very informative articles on the evolution of English words and idioms. The entry on irregardless is here (http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-irr1.htm) . Enjoy.

lapoker17
08-30-2005, 07:38 PM
How do you use it properly?

Toro
08-30-2005, 07:40 PM
Ishtar. Probably the worst movie ever made. Pretty good cast with Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman and Charles Grodin.

WillMagic
08-30-2005, 08:22 PM
The Shipping News

Kevin Spacey, Julianne Moore, Judi Dench, Cate Blanchett, Pete Postlethwaite

Just when you thought it was impossible to screw up a movie with three Oscar-winners, a perennial nominee and Mr. Kobayashi...

Will

djoyce003
08-30-2005, 08:29 PM
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Oceans 11.

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Come on, oceans 12 had the same cast and was FAR worse.

Sooga
08-30-2005, 08:36 PM
Bruce Willis, Scarlett Johansson, Elijah Wood, Dan Aykroyd, John Ritter, Kathy Bates, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jon Lovitz, Alan Arkin, Richard Belzer, Ben Stein in.....

North. What a horrible, horrible movie.

08-30-2005, 08:43 PM
The Outsiders

I was a big fan of the book in school, but the movie just killed it for me.

masse75
08-30-2005, 08:53 PM
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The Outsiders

I was a big fan of the book in school, but the movie just killed it for me.

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I know.

Reading about a guy named Ponyboy: cool.
Hearing C. Thomas Howell call Rob Lowe "Ponyboy": somehow uncool.

"We're doin' it FOR JOHNNY, MAN!!!! FOR JOHNNY!!!"

Alex/Mugaaz
08-30-2005, 09:03 PM
The Thin Red Line.

What do I win?

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
08-30-2005, 09:03 PM
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mars attacks

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08-31-2005, 02:08 AM
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The Thin Red Line.

What do I win?

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Worst. Movie. Ever.

CaptSensible
08-31-2005, 02:28 AM
Mission To Mars.

Tim Robbins, Don Cheadle, Gary Sinise, Armin Mueller-Stahl

CaptSensible
08-31-2005, 02:33 AM
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Ishtar. Probably the worst movie ever made. Pretty good cast with Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman and Charles Grodin.

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I grant you the 2nd and 3rd acts of the movie stink but the first act when they are bad songwriters in new york is absolutely hilarious

CaptSensible
08-31-2005, 02:34 AM
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Sin City

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WTF?

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Sorry, but it was boring. And the narration . . . ugh.

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I also thought Sin City was awful.

jvs

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highly disagree

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I highly disagree as well. I LOVED Sin City

chunk
08-31-2005, 04:43 AM
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Unbreakable.

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wrong

chunk
08-31-2005, 04:45 AM
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Magnolia

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this thread makes me sick

diebitter
08-31-2005, 04:46 AM
Hudson Hawk

oreogod
08-31-2005, 05:47 AM
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Unbreakable.

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I think the exact opposite of Unbreakable. I find the cast just okay, but thought the movie was awesome.

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I know there are a lot of people here who seem to like this movie, but I found it absolutely vomit inducing. Slower than traffic out of New Orleans on Sunday, and the "shocker" ending where the villain reveals that his mission in his life is to get defeated by the hero? Yuck. Most retarded villain ever. Also, Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis aren't exactly small time actors.

Anyway, I haven't seen Sin City, so I can't comment on that. I'm tempted to change my vote for Gigli, though. I'm not sure if that movie's increased suckiness in the numerator makes up for JLo's lesser reputation in the denomiator.

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His goal was to find a hero to his Villian. It's a pretty basic premise in comics that the Villian needs the Hero around for conflict and to give them a challenge.

gulebjorn
08-31-2005, 06:19 AM
People answering Heat or Sin City to this question deserve to be strapped in a chair with their eyes spread wide open, Clockwork Orange style and be forced to watch Ocean's 12 over and over again, because that is the only correct answer.

TheCroShow
08-31-2005, 06:28 AM
sky captain and the world of tomorrow

league of extraordinary gentleman-i say this because sean connery brings SUPERSTAR STATUS to any cast and counts for like 5 tom cruise actors.

the thin red line was AWESOME, i enjoyed this movie. i think you went into this expecting saving private ryan, what we got was a different perspective on war movies. i liked this one, but i think i'm the only one that will defend this flick. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

KeysrSoze
08-31-2005, 07:09 AM
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The ending was such a major letdown though. Ruined the buildup. No final battle, no comic-bookesque ingenious devious trap to foil the hero when he finds out the truth? Just a "hah hah biatch, I'm the villian, TWIST!" So instead of what could have been an awesome scene, he walks out, and the subtitle says he calls the cops on him and they arrest him? I mean, really, WTF? What kind of a half-ass, anticlimatic conclusion is that?

TylerD
08-31-2005, 07:50 AM
Life Aquatic - oh my god that film was boooorinng.

Wyers
08-31-2005, 08:31 AM
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The Thin Red Line.

What do I win?

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Worst. Movie. Ever.

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Most. Played. Out. Response. Ever.

Anyhow... The Thin Red Line is excellent. Very different approach compared to Saving Private Ryan, but an excellent war movie nonetheless. (BTW, I loved most of SPR as well).

Also to the poster who dissed The Royal Tenenbaums... well, I don't know what to say. Wes Anderson is one of the most creative writer/directors going at the moment... and this may have been his best.

Sky Captain was great to look at but I was bored to tears once the novelty wore off.

The Island of Dr. Moreau (Kilmer, Brando) - wonderfully awful.

Oceans Twelve

Much of Robert Altman's stuff (Dr. T and the Women, Cookie's Fortune - vs. his good stuff like Gosford Park, Mash and Nashville)

Although most rate it highly, Mystic River was a big miss for me. Sean Penn's acting was way, WAY over the top - cringeworthy stuff.(He was much better in 21 Grams).

Questions like this are always tricky because taste in movies is so subjective. Sin City, Unbreakable, Life Aquatic, U-Turn, Magnolia, Vanilla Sky, Italian Job, Heat, The South Park Movie, J&amp;SBSB, The Score.

I enjoyed all of these to varying degrees.

Irregardlessly.

imported_The Vibesman
08-31-2005, 08:47 AM
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Hudson Hawk

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I'm gonna be the only one, but I really like this movie. It's completely absurd, and a lot of fun.