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tek
08-29-2005, 07:10 PM
Vodka uses

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain, or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons powered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two weeks. Strain through coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow.

12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help it dry out.

13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.

14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee filter and massage into your scalp and let dry.

15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the bacteria that is causing pain in your ear.

16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the oil from your skin.

20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

Brainwalter
08-29-2005, 07:14 PM
Fantastic.

miajag81
08-29-2005, 07:17 PM
I can think of at least one other use that's not mentioned on the list.

tbach24
08-29-2005, 07:33 PM
Are all of these true? Funny thread btw

PorscheNGuns
08-29-2005, 07:39 PM
21. Turn Up the Crunk and Turn On the Drunk!!!

Smackdab
08-29-2005, 07:47 PM
All 20 are a waste of good alchohol.

jokerthief
08-29-2005, 07:49 PM
You can get 1.75 liters of vodka for like $4. You don't have to swab your cold sore with grey goose.

Jeebus
08-29-2005, 08:11 PM
except vodka doesn't really apply as "good alcohol". Those titles go to something like a bottle of Four Roses 10 year old Bourbon. Not diluted pure grain.

Rogue5
08-29-2005, 08:19 PM
I love the irony of #5

although the last time I consumed too much vodka it was still pretty tough to clean up...

Maulik
08-29-2005, 09:44 PM
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except vodka doesn't really apply as "good alcohol". Those titles go to something like a bottle of Four Roses 10 year old Bourbon. Not diluted pure grain.

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people like vodka because it goes down smooth. but i concur.